{"id":25272,"date":"2026-01-08T14:45:05","date_gmt":"2026-01-08T11:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25272"},"modified":"2026-01-08T14:45:05","modified_gmt":"2026-01-08T11:45:05","slug":"brigada-diverse-calit-omul-uimi-si-pe-cine-e-cast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25272","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C\u0103l(i)t, (o)mul ui(m)i \u0219(i) (p)e (c)ine (e) cas(t)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>3 ianuarie 2026<\/strong><br \/>\n      An nou, stil vechi. Metehne adic\u0103. Unele chiar de dat\u0103 recent\u0103, gata s\u0103 prind\u0103 iz de tradi\u021bie popular\u0103, dar cu alte lifte umane. Nu tot rom\u00e2nul avea de unde lua un am\u0103r\u00e2t de pe uli\u021b\u0103 ca s\u0103-l pun\u0103 la treab\u0103. Boierii, \u0103i mai avu\u021bi din vatra satului, \u0103i de pe la ora\u0219, se \u00eencumetau s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 pe m\u00e2ncare de linte, b\u0103utur\u0103 din ciutur\u0103 \u0219i somn pe lavi\u021b\u0103. \u021aig\u0103nu\u0219i, fiindc\u0103 neao\u0219ul \u021b\u0103ran era puturos de dormeau mu\u0219tele pe c\u0103ciul\u0103&#8230;. A\u0219i c\u0103ciul\u0103! O frunz\u0103 de brusture din prim\u0103var\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n toamn\u0103, pe care-\u0219i cloceau zbur\u0103toarele b\u00e2z\u00e2itoare odraslele. \u00cen rest, aterizau lini\u0219tite pe labele solzoase, cu pielea \u00eempietrit\u0103 nu din cauza b\u0103t\u0103turilor c\u0103p\u0103tate la munc\u0103, ci de jeg, un strat consistent de culoarea p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, \u00een sine praf amestecat cu noroi, nici m\u0103car cu ap\u0103 curat\u0103, fie \u0219i de ploaie, pe iile \u0219i i\u021barii slinoase\/slino\u0219i, pe negrele m\u00e2ini arse de soare doar din pricina lipanului, nu \u00eendeajuns de umbritor c\u00e2t s\u0103 le protejeze&#8230;. Dep\u0103rt\u00e2ndu-ne de trecut \u0219i revenind la prezent, iat\u0103 ce durere mare s-a produs pe capul a c\u00e2\u021biva ciocoi noi, cu preten\u021bii de regulatori ai sistemului de munc\u0103, nemul\u021bumi\u021bi c\u0103 numai unii vor putea aduce \u201e\u021bigani\u201d str\u0103ini, pe barba juridic\u0103 a guvernului, un cadou de mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun, transformabil la anul, dup\u0103 cum evolueaz\u0103 treburile necurate ale valid\u0103rilor, \u00een mo\u0219 Mohamed ori Buda, pe la 23 decembrie. Nu c\u0103 rom\u00e2nul nu mai vrea &#8211; dar c\u00e2nd a vrut cu adev\u0103rat? &#8211; s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u201ela \u0219aib\u0103\u201d, c\u0103 nu se mai poate ca unii s\u0103 umple buzunarele cu micile sau mai nesim\u021bitele ciupeli din truda angaja\u021bilor, nu c\u0103 vom ajunge peste pu\u021bin timp cu \u021b\u0103rani pakistanezi \u0219i cu or\u0103\u0219eni chinezi, f\u0103r\u0103 limb\u0103 proprie, cu o istorie \u00een\u021bepenit\u0103 pe la 2025-2027, f\u0103r\u0103 dram de cultur\u0103 agonisit\u0103 \u00een mai pu\u021bin de 180 de ani sau cu ea pref\u0103cut\u0103 dup\u0103 tiparele asiatice. S\u0103-i v\u0103d eu pe \u0103\u0219tia ofusca\u021bi peste termenul de sus, c\u00e2nd or cere s\u0103 se c\u00e2nte la nunta multietnic\u0103 o zdrean\u021b\u0103 de hor\u0103 \u0219i le-or \u00eenchide invita\u021bii gura cu \u201eCiocu\u2019 mic, acum noi suntem rom\u00e2ni!\u201d.<br \/>\n        Simbolul capitalist&#8230;. Cine v\u0103 \u00eenva\u021b\u0103, m\u0103i b\u0103ie\u021bi jurnali\u0219ti, chestiunea cu societ\u0103\u021bile bazate pe monet\u0103rie ca definitorii pentru democra\u021bii? Dar buba nu este asta, ci alta, c\u0103 Mtv-ul a pus band\u0103 de \u00eenchidere tuturor posturilor sale. Cu motive clare de nealiniere la \u201ecerin\u021bele\u201d &#8211; cretinele obiceiuri de a frunz\u0103ri mii de audio-videouri pre\u021b de c\u00e2teva secunde, executate laolalt\u0103 de in\u0219i dedica\u021bi genurilor, de superficiali, de nebuni \u0219i de s\u0103ditori de ur\u0103 \u0219i teroare, de pro\u0219ti \u0219i de infatua\u021bi&#8230; &#8211; actuale. N-am fost nici fan, nici \u00eempotriv\u0103. Difuz\u0103rile \u00een Rom\u00e2nia au venit \u00eens\u0103 prea t\u00e2rziu pentru mine, c\u00e2nd deja eram s\u0103tul de muzic\u0103 \u0219i nu tocmai dornic s\u0103 m\u0103 zb\u0103n\u021bui ca arti\u0219tii prezenta\u021bi pe sticl\u0103. M\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 totu\u0219i o urm\u0103 de regret, \u00eens\u0103 toate vin \u0219i se trec. Ce va ap\u0103rea \u00een locul lui? Vom vedea \u0219i auzi. Totu\u0219i, \u021bine\u021bi cont cu ce declara\u021bie a debutat: Video killed the radio star. N-o fi ca-n proverbul \u201eCe \u021bie nu-\u021bi place, altuia nu face.\u201d sau \u201eCine sap\u0103 altuia groapa, cade singur \u00een ea.\u201d?<br \/>\n        Migra\u021bia, problema acestui neast\u00e2mp\u0103r al oamenilor. \u00cen timp ce noi ne str\u0103duim, f\u0103r\u0103 vreo ra\u021biune, s\u0103 ne \u201e\u00eennobil\u0103m\u201d cu s\u00e2nge asiatic, al\u021bii fug de ob\u00e2r\u0219ii&#8230;. De\u0219i nu este cel mai nimerit exemplu g\u0103sit, \u201eenglezul\u201d cu patalama de Cambridge, Amjad, luat la intervievat, g\u0103se\u0219te c\u0103 Tokio i-ar oferi siguran\u021ba de a nu fi buzun\u0103rit \u0219i de a g\u0103si o locuin\u021b\u0103 \u00eenchiriat\u0103 cu mult mai pu\u021bin ca \u00een Londra. Bine, cred c\u0103 lui nu-i este destul de greu s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 printre g\u0103lbeji\u021bi, numele are etimologie arab\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i \u00eenseamn\u0103 ceva \u0219i \u00eentre \u201eai lui\u201d ar putea avea \u0219i importan\u021b\u0103 sporit\u0103: cel mai nobil, cel mai glorios, cel mai magnific (de parc\u0103 magnific are termen de compara\u021bie) &#8211; \u0219i e mult mai \u00eeng\u0103duit.<br \/>\n      \u0102sta fugit din \u201e\u021bara sa\u201d. Un francez se va returna \u00een Fran\u021ba lui. A constatat c\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea e la fel de scump\u0103 \u00een ambele \u201erefugii\u201d, doar c\u0103 salariul e de dou\u0103 ori mai mic la noi \u0219i nu poate face fa\u021b\u0103. Ce s\u0103-i ur\u0103m \u201ebra\u0219oveanului\u201d? C\u0103l\u0103torie retur spr\u00e2ncenat\u0103. S\u0103 nu uit! S\u0103 pun\u0103 o vorb\u0103 bun\u0103 \u0219i pentru noi la Macron, poate ne m\u0103re\u0219te \u0219i nou\u0103 salariul, m\u0103car cu jum\u0103tate din c\u00e2t avea aici, cei 5.000 de lei. S\u0103 ne permitem \u0219i noi s\u0103 punem deoparte m\u0103car 100 de lei pe lun\u0103.<br \/>\n       Aveam dreptate s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreb s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 cine este mai celebru dintre actori \u00een serialul unde Copeland fusese trecut la compozitori. Instinctul mi-a confirmat afirma\u021biile. Chiar acum, de cur\u00e2nd, cel recunoscut \u00een persoana lui Idris Elba, a fost \u00eencununat cu titlu de noble\u021be de regele Charles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 ianuarie 2026 An nou, stil vechi. Metehne adic\u0103. 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