{"id":25227,"date":"2025-12-28T23:37:58","date_gmt":"2025-12-28T20:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25227"},"modified":"2025-12-28T23:37:58","modified_gmt":"2025-12-28T20:37:58","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-extreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25227","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Extreme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>extreme<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>rom\u00e2nul este binecuv\u00e2ntat<br \/>\ncum altu-n lumea asta nu mai este,<br \/>\nar trebui s\u0103 fie putred de bogat,<br \/>\ndoar c\u0103, bog\u0103\u021bia lui&#8230; muceg\u0103ie\u0219te!<\/p>\n<p>se pl\u00e2nge peste tot c\u0103 el nu are,<br \/>\nc\u0103 to\u021bi du\u0219manii sunt doar contra lui,<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103 \u00een curte are o ma\u0219in\u0103 mare<br \/>\n\u0219i are multe camere-n ,,c\u0103su\u021ba\u201d lui&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00een general, e priceput la toate,<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103, nimic nu-i chiar pe placul lui,<br \/>\n\u0219i cum ne-ar ar\u0103ta el c\u00e2te poate,<br \/>\nde n-ar muri&#8230; capra vecinului!<\/p>\n<p>el are bani, c\u0103 \u0219tim c\u0103 se descurc\u0103,<br \/>\niar asta e motivul pentru care,<br \/>\ncrede c\u0103 munca mult\u0103 \u00eel \u00eencurc\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i de-aia el prime\u0219te ajutoare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0219i la politic\u0103 e foarte priceput,<br \/>\nt\u0103ind \u00een dou\u0103 noduri gordiene,<br \/>\npe care al\u021bii, pro\u0219tii, n-au putut,<br \/>\n\u0219i ar mai face multe, dar&#8230; i-e lene!<\/p>\n<p>\u0219i-ar face chiar \u0219i un partid al lui,<br \/>\ns\u0103 schimbe legile din temelii,<br \/>\ndar nu se poate, fiindc\u0103, ai dracului,<br \/>\n\u00ee\u021bi cer o ,,g\u0103l\u0103gie\u201d de h\u00e2rtii!<\/p>\n<p>c\u00e2nd vine vorba de m\u00e2ndria lui,<br \/>\naceea mo\u0219tenit\u0103 din str\u0103buni,<br \/>\nel umple to\u021bi pere\u021bii ,,virtualului\u201d<br \/>\nde m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 rece cu&#8230; c\u0103p\u0219uni!<\/p>\n<p>nu ai cuvinte s\u0103 \u00eel contrazici,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci este proprietar de dic\u021bionar,<br \/>\ndoar el e mare, ceilal\u021bi fiind mici,<br \/>\nmai mici dec\u00e2t acei de pe&#8230; gr\u0103tar!<\/p>\n<p>iar mintea lui se-nv\u00e2rte dup\u0103 soare,<br \/>\nce str\u0103luce\u0219te numai pentru el,<br \/>\n\u0219i-un Univers \u00eentreg, c\u00e2t e de mare,<br \/>\nde n-ar fi el, ar fi mai mititel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>fiindc\u0103-i umblat prin lume, \u0219tie,<br \/>\n\u0219i \u00ee\u021bi \u00eempuie capul cu pove\u0219ti,<br \/>\nc\u00e2t de bogat s-ar cuveni s\u0103 fie,<br \/>\ndar e modest, \u00een teni\u0219i chineze\u0219ti&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>nu i-au pl\u0103cut nici Roma, nici Parisul,<br \/>\nc\u0103 via\u021ba nu e numai aventur\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i nici la Londra nu e, frate, Paradisul,<br \/>\na\u0219a cum e la el \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>cumva, de ai probleme, o s\u0103 te-ajute el,<br \/>\nc\u0103 \u0219tie un b\u0103iat \u00een corpul consular,<br \/>\nde c\u00e2nd era la ,,gr\u0103di\u201d, la fel de mititel<br \/>\n\u0219i de-aia \u00eei \u00eentoarce&#8230; micii pe gr\u0103tar.<\/p>\n<p>de \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0219ti, cumva, s\u0103-ntrebi \u0219i de femei,<br \/>\n\u00ee\u021bi va r\u0103spunde, b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-se pe burt\u0103<br \/>\ntotul despre femeie, despre psihologia ei,<br \/>\nav\u00e2nd \u0219i-o foarte lung\u0103 list\u0103&#8230; scurt\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>spun\u00e2nd toate acestea, \u00een mod incoerent,<br \/>\nf\u0103c\u00e2nd cu ochiul ca s\u0103-i \u00een\u021belegi<br \/>\nmotivul pentru care, \u00een acest moment,<br \/>\nnu este \u00eensurat ca \u0103ilal\u021bi, blegi! <\/p>\n<p>c\u0103ci lui \u00eei place libertatea de mi\u0219care,<br \/>\n\u0219i s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 griji de niciun fel<br \/>\ns\u0103 fie c\u00e2nd la munte, c\u00e2nd la mare,<br \/>\ndoar cu o blond\u0103 ,,rece\u201d l\u00e2ng\u0103 el&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>lui i-a pl\u0103cut, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eei e dor<br \/>\nde via\u021ba lui de membru de partid,<br \/>\nfiindc\u0103 avea televizor color<br \/>\ncum nu avea, atunci, oricare individ&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>e sup\u0103rat pe Ceau\u0219escu fiindc\u0103 a murit,<br \/>\n\u0219i pe to\u021bi \u0103ia de l-au \u00eempu\u0219cat,<br \/>\nc\u0103, cine \u0219tie? poate, dac-ar mai fi tr\u0103it<br \/>\navea \u0219i el, apartament prin sindicat.<\/p>\n<p>e sup\u0103rat \u0219i pe capitalism, normal!<br \/>\nc\u0103 nu a apucat s\u0103 se-angajeze,<br \/>\ns\u0103 fie \u00eentr-o firm\u0103, un angajat loial,<br \/>\ncare nu \u0219tie numai s\u0103&#8230; \u0219omeze!<\/p>\n<p>el \u0219tie ce-au \u00een cap mai-marii Lumii,<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u00e2te conspira\u021bii preg\u0103tesc,<br \/>\ndar, zice c\u0103 ,,\u00een fond \u0219i la urma urmii,<br \/>\nde ce s\u0103 \u0219tie \u0103ia ce g\u00e2ndesc?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>nu a furat vreodat\u0103 ,,un cap de a\u021b\u0103\u201d,<br \/>\ndoar dac\u0103 a fost nevoit, cumva,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci, cine n-a furat vreodat\u0103-n via\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\natuncea, nu e demn de \u021bara sa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>vorbe\u0219te-i despre daci \u0219i de romani,<br \/>\n\u0218tefan cel Mare, sau de M\u0103r\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti,<br \/>\n\u0219i o s\u0103-\u021bi spun\u0103 el pe c\u00e2\u021bi du\u0219mani<br \/>\ni-ar pune la blesteme rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>vorbe\u0219te-i de biseric\u0103 \u0219i despre cruce,<br \/>\ndespre acel respect pentru p\u0103rin\u021bi,<br \/>\nte va iubi at\u00e2ta \u00eenc\u00e2t iubirea n-o po\u021bi duce,<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103 mai mare e iubirea de&#8230; argin\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>de fapt, rom\u00e2nul este tot un om \u0219i el,<br \/>\nca to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi de pe acest P\u0103m\u00e2nt,<br \/>\ndoar are uneori impresia c\u0103 e altfel<br \/>\n\u0219i \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenchipuie c\u0103 e un sf\u00e2nt&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>extreme rom\u00e2nul este binecuv\u00e2ntat cum altu-n lumea asta nu mai este, ar trebui s\u0103 fie putred de bogat, doar c\u0103,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25227"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25229,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25227\/revisions\/25229"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}