{"id":25223,"date":"2025-12-28T23:31:35","date_gmt":"2025-12-28T20:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25223"},"modified":"2025-12-28T23:31:35","modified_gmt":"2025-12-28T20:31:35","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-asietei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25223","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asietei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       M\u0103 abordase de nenum\u0103rate ori. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-am <strong>av\u00e2ntat<\/strong> s\u0103-i fac pe plac&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Dar uite c\u0103 m-a prins Cr\u0103ciunul p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 reiau fraza \u0219i-afar\u0103 nu e tocmai cum i-ar fi pe plac tinichigiului. \u0218i cum era c\u00e2nd i-a sosit sorocul remedierilor T\u0103nti\u021bei. Cald, domnule, asta este vremea prielnic\u0103. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd pentru un trai omenesc. S\u0103 nu-\u021bi stea s\u00e2ngele pe instala\u021bie, s\u0103 nu-nghe\u021be sistemul limfatic, s\u0103 nu pui pe tine o mie de bulendre, s\u0103 nu faci audi\u021bie de \u0219uier\u0103turi, colec\u021bie de fulgi de nea pe gene \u0219i-n barb\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 ba\u021bi cuie de frig. S\u0103 stea pielea relaxat\u0103, degetele s\u0103 se plimbe pe tabl\u0103 ca pe claviatura pianului, picioarele s\u0103 joace s\u00e2rb\u0103. Dumnezeu \u0219tie de ce m-am trezit la patru \u0219i un sfert, de ce am \u00eencercat s\u0103 scriu un fel de poezie despre tata. \u0218i dracu m-a pus s\u0103 consult prognoza meteo. Cu inima <strong>asecat\u0103<\/strong> de dor \u0219i de dezn\u0103dejde m-au luat toate alea. Z\u0103u c\u0103 n-a\u0219 mai ie\u0219i din cas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd institutul de meteorologie n-ar schimba cifrele negative din fusul orar al zilelor ce urmeaz\u0103.<br \/>\n       Escaladarea gardului de beton al \u0219colii nr. 1 n-a fost niciodat\u0103 o problem\u0103. Porti\u021ba de acces \u00een curte nu era hojma (v\u0103 vine s\u0103 crede\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103 mereu?) \u00eenchis\u0103. Doar duminica, \u00een ziua de repaus, nici ea \u021bintuit\u0103 cu lac\u0103te permanente de inactivitate. \u0218i-atunci, f\u0103r\u0103 mari probleme, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ne activ\u0103m ochii de acer\u0103 \u0219i urechile de m\u0103gar ca la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103 &#8211; unde, apropo, cire\u0219ii nu erau am\u00e2ndoi cu fructe amare, unul era cu cire\u0219e negre; nu-mi mai trecuse prin cap c\u0103 exista \u0219i un astfel de sortiment; cineva povestise despre gusturile preferate la gemuri -, introduceam labele sandalelor, teni\u0219ilor, basche\u021bilor, papucilor prin fantele pl\u0103cilor, apucam cu degetele m\u00e2inilor g\u0103urile cele mai de sus, ne s\u0103ltam c\u00e2t ai zice pe\u0219te trupurile sl\u0103b\u0103noage, ne \u00eencol\u0103ceam pe r\u00e2nd apoi bra\u021bele peste triunghiul-strea\u0219in\u0103 de deasupra, \u00eel luam apoi \u00eentre picioare, precum procedam la ora de sport cu calul, c\u00e2nd nu nimeream s\u0103-l s\u0103rim cu totul, \u0219i, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m, ne <strong>av\u00e2ntam <\/strong>cu elan spre asfalt sau p\u0103m\u00e2ntul care se dorise c\u00e2ndva gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103 de flori pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 gard \u0219i care ajunsese un praf ultra compactat de t\u0103lpile trep\u0103du\u0219ilor de elevi, curio\u0219i s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce se petrece dincolo, pe strad\u0103.<br \/>\n       Am luat \u0219i scara cu noi, de\u0219i tot \u00een forma copil\u0103riei de acces era mai lesne s\u0103 ajungem sus, pe acoperi\u0219ul&#8230;. Dac\u0103 se putea numi acoperi\u0219. C\u0103 te cruce\u0219ti s\u0103 vezi cum le d\u0103 unora prin minte s\u0103-l ticluiasc\u0103. Cu pant\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 pant\u0103 abrupt\u0103, nu mai conteaz\u0103 aspectul, chiar dac\u0103 sunt \u00eempotriva risipirii inutile de material. Dar, s\u0103 pui, pe baza formei tablei cu cute, o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 la Ana \u0219i una la Caiafa, parc\u0103 e prea de tot. Nu te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti, m\u0103 nene dulgherule, sau cine-oi fi tu, \u0103la de pune sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, c\u0103 vine z\u0103pada, cade ceva pe acoperi\u0219 &#8211; \u0219i la c\u00e2\u021bi plopi a avut \u0219coala \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 mai are al\u021bi copaci cu coroane bogate, este imposibil s\u0103 nu se fr\u00e2ng\u0103 vreo creang\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i grea -, m\u0103car c\u0103 se \u00eendoaie, concav, evident &#8211; mai face diferen\u021ba cineva la tabl\u0103?; c\u00e2t de \u00eenalt\u0103 este cuta, ce grosime are tabla, c\u00e2t zinc mai pun fabrican\u021bii \u0219i cine sunt ei?; ieftin\u0103 \u0219i bun\u0103 s\u0103 fie! -, \u0219i tot creeaz\u0103 probleme. Vin ploile, \u00een zona bombat\u0103 interior se str\u00e2nge apa, rugine\u0219te tabla, se g\u0103ure\u0219te. E tabl\u0103. Oric\u00e2t de rigid\u0103, \u0219i mai ales a\u0219a fiind, deform\u0103rile deplaseaz\u0103 punctele de fixare \u0219i ori se trag hol\u021b\u0219uruburile cu totul, de \u201ebun\u0103\u201d ce e sc\u00e2ndura, ori se alungesc g\u0103urile \u0219i atunci r\u0103m\u00e2ne spa\u021biu deschis, chiar \u0219i c\u00e2t un v\u00e2rf de ac, pentru stropii de ploaie. Nici nu este nevoie s\u0103 mai recurgem la chirurgie pentru diagnostic &#8211; la noi necesar\u0103; altfel b\u00e2jb\u00e2i dup\u0103 \u201etumor\u0103\u201d \u0219i nu salvezi \u201epacientul\u201d -, <strong>atest\u0103m<\/strong> din priviri nepriceperea celor de dinainte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 abordase de nenum\u0103rate ori. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-am av\u00e2ntat s\u0103-i fac pe plac&#8230;. Dar uite c\u0103 m-a prins Cr\u0103ciunul p\u00e2n\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25223"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25224,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25223\/revisions\/25224"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}