{"id":25201,"date":"2025-12-21T01:25:07","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T22:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25201"},"modified":"2025-12-21T01:25:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-20T22:25:07","slug":"brigada-diverse-e-brad-nicu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25201","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – (E) bra(d), Nic(u)!"},"content":{"rendered":"

18 decembrie 2025<\/strong>
\n S\u0103 mai vorbim despre salariul minim, s\u0103 se mai sperie \u0103\u0219tia de conduc lumea dup\u0103 voie \u0219i ordon\u0103 ce \u0219i c\u00e2t s\u0103 ia lumea? Da, respectiv nu. Impact…. Niciunul. Fiindc\u0103 nu se mai fac angaj\u0103ri, orice post statal nu prime\u0219te nimic \u00een plus, fiindc\u0103 nu st\u0103 scris nic\u0103ieri \u00een legea legilor – constitu\u021bia sau am\u0103r\u00e2ta de lege 153 – c\u0103 la orice schimbare a salariului de mai sus s-ar m\u0103ri cumva cuantumul celui de p\u00e2n\u0103 la data prezumptivei cre\u0219teri. Deloc. Sistemul nostru \u201econserv\u0103\u201d sumele date celor cu state vechi, cu chiu \u0219i vai de prin 2017 \u00eencoace, de c\u00e2nd au reinventat remunera\u021biile guvernan\u021bii. Cre\u0219teri cu \u021b\u00e2r\u00e2ita, \u00eentinse cre\u0219terile (o recalculare pe baza unor indici cu pierderi pentru salariat) pe zeci de mii de ani. C\u00e2t despre marii investitori, s\u0103 nu se mai lamenteze. M\u0103rimea lor se m\u0103soar\u0103, de c\u00e2nd capitalismul revenit pe t\u0103r\u00e2m dacic, \u00een \u201ebonuri\u201d valorice oferite c\u00e2t se poate de gratuit de stat. Altfel, ar fi f\u0103cut foamea, \u0219i-acum ar bea zer \u00een loc s\u0103 se ghiftuiasc\u0103 de br\u00e2nz\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 pl\u0103tesc te miri ce \u0219i mai nimic celor care le multiplic\u0103 averile nepermis de geometric. Spania… \u0219i-al ei premier au totu\u0219i dreptate. Avem statut de europeni? S\u0103 lu\u0103m to\u021bi la fel.
\n Auzi la ei? Zero impozit pe casele suspendate. \u0218i pun o poz\u0103 cu baza uneia, ridicat\u0103 din loc \u00een loc pe ni\u0219te picioru\u0219e ca de dulapuri. 10-15 centimetri, la distan\u021b\u0103 de doi metri. La o a\u0219a considera\u021bie, idee, crede\u021bi c\u0103 n-ar interveni statul s\u0103 numere picioroangele \u0219i s\u0103 le taxeze? Dar nu pune\u021bi \u0219i problema c\u0103 i-ar veni \u00eentr-o zi s\u0103 spun\u0103 \u201eIa-\u021bi casa \u0219i car\u0103-te cu ea unde pofte\u0219ti!\u201d?
\n Curios. De\u0219i eu \u0219i vreo c\u00e2\u021biva muzicieni actuali nu ne prea \u201eagre\u0103m\u201d. Bine, chestiune distant\u0103, ne\u0219tiut\u0103. V\u0103d negru cu alb, for\u021bat, nu eu am expus \u201epelicula\u201d muzical\u0103 \u0219i nici nu m\u0103 doream inclus \u00eentre privitori. Hai totu\u0219i s\u0103 fac un gest colegial. \u0218i derulez pe viteza obi\u0219nuit\u0103 a \u00eenregistr\u0103rii. Beth Hart. B\u0103, toat\u0103 lumea o \u0219tie, o apreciaz\u0103. La secunda zece, cred, o v\u0103d, r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eencremenit \u0219i mai dau de la \u00eenceput o dat\u0103. Frate, trage un scuipat b\u0103rb\u0103tesc c\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u021ba, d-ela de concurs, mult \u0219i la distan\u021b\u0103, de-\u021bi faci cruce. Halal! Dac\u0103 mai aveam un dram de \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103 pentru ea, l-am pierdut deodat\u0103 cu gestul scabros, gol\u0103nesc, nefiresc pentru o femeie. R\u0103u s-a ajuns, b\u0103i nene, r\u0103u. Am ajuns ni\u0219te golani. \u0218i ce naiba form\u0103m astfel?
\n Printre multele anomalii din trafic, una m-a bulversat la propriu. C\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi ia s\u0103 mergi ca mine de la \u0219aormeria a\u0219a-zisului str\u0103in, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 coaforul-frizerie, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 parfumerie \u0219i 5togo, s\u0103 traversezi Eminescu \u0219i s\u0103 ajungi la Centrul Cultural? Un minut. De obicei. La care se adaug\u0103 o secund\u0103 pentru petrecerea faptului ce urmeaz\u0103. O dubi\u021b\u0103 alb\u0103 era parcat\u0103 \u00een tot acest timp piezi\u0219 pe col\u021b, obtur\u00e2ndu-mi parcursul normal \u0219i a stat acolo \u00eenc\u0103 cinci minute, nici m\u0103car cu bunul sim\u021b al aprinderii avariei. A\u0219a am avut timp s\u0103 imortalizez ilicita pozi\u021bie din\u0103untrul institu\u021biei. Ca s\u0103 nu mai mire pe nimeni – dac\u0103 se mai poate mira cineva – de ce suntem unde suntem. N-ar mai avea rost s\u0103 ne mai \u00eentreb\u0103m….
\n Azi \u00eens\u0103 eu mi-am \u0219i r\u0103spuns. \u00cen virtutea \u00eemprejur\u0103rilor, particip, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi doresc, la diferite \u00eentruniri. \u0218i aud \u0219i v\u0103d multe. Ele se coc mai repede sau mai greu, nici nu \u0219tiu pe baza c\u0103rui algoritm personal. Nu mi-a r\u0103spuns niciodat\u0103 mintea de ce func\u021bioneaz\u0103 preferen\u021bial \u0219i deseori \u00een detrimentul meu. Dar. Azi a fost prompt\u0103 \u0219i a r\u0103spuns prompt \u0219i corect. Domnilor, femeile sunt vinovate c\u0103 ne confrunt\u0103m cu astfel de caractere cotidiene. Nu mini\u0219trii au inventat legile educa\u021biei, nu evalu\u0103rile b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219ti au implementat noua pedagogie, ci comportamentele feminine, excedentare la capitolul dasc\u0103li, care au f\u0103cut din to\u021bi elevii ni\u0219te golani muieratici. Nu-l atinge, nu \u021bipa la el, nu-l obliga…. Gre\u0219esc cumva? Deloc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

18 decembrie 2025 S\u0103 mai vorbim despre salariul minim, s\u0103 se mai sperie \u0103\u0219tia de conduc lumea dup\u0103 voie \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25201"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25202,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25201\/revisions\/25202"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}