– `Ai noroc, bre, nea Vasile! La mul\u021bi ani, s\u0103 fii s\u0103n\u0103tos, s\u0103…
\n– B\u0103, las\u0103 astea! Zi c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 bei ceva!
\n– Bre, a\u0219 cam bea, dac\u0103 mi-ai da! C\u0103 n-am mai b\u0103ut de-un an! H\u0103! H\u0103!
\n– De-un an, ai?!
\n– Da, bre! Adic\u0103 de… c\u00e2t e ceasu`?… De fix cinci ore! Mai ie oleac\u0103 \u0219i se-mpline\u0219te \u0219ase ore!… Ceea ce e mult!
\n– Aham! M\u0103, da` ficatu` \u0103la al t\u0103u, ce zice? Iel ie de acorduri cu treaba asta?
\n– Bre! Ficatu` s\u0103-\u0219i vaz\u0103 de treaba lui, c\u0103 nici io nu m\u0103 bag \u00een treaba lui, da?…
\n– M\u0103, dac\u0103 zici tu… Ia zi, cu ce vrei s\u0103-l sperii p\u0103 s\u0103racu` organ?
\n– H\u0103, h\u0103! Cu ce vrei matale, c\u0103 oricum nu se mai sperie de fo dou\u0103j de ani!…
\n– Filicoo! F\u0103, Filico, ia adu ceva pentru ficatu` lu` b\u0103iatu` \u0103sta!
\n– Iaca, na, acuma! C\u0103 io, numa` de ficatu` lui n-aveam grije, acuma\u0219a! D\u0103-i tu, dac\u0103 vrei!
\n– Auzi? Tu s\u0103 nu m\u0103 faci s\u0103 viu la tine, c\u0103-i de r\u0103u! Pune m\u00e2na \u0219i adu ce trebuie acilea! Vine omu` la mine \u0219i io-l \u021biu p\u0103 sec?!
\n– Sec \u00eei capu` \u0103la al vostru, c\u0103, nici n-a-nceput ghine anu` \u0219i nu v\u0103 trezir\u0103\u021bi dup\u0103 be\u021bia de adineauri \u0219i v\u0103 arde de… Arde-v-ar p\u0103 ma\u021be de be\u021bivi!
\n– `Ai, bre, tanti Filico, c\u0103 zic \u0219i sorcova, dac\u0103 e!… Sorcova, vesela…
\n– \u021ai-a plecat mintea cu ea! Da, m\u0103!…
\n– Filico! S\u0103 pui ni\u0219te himen de-\u0103la \u00een hiarta aia!
\n– Ce? C\u00e2nd oi avea m\u0103! C\u0103 s-a termenat de mult!…
\n– Ei, hai, las\u0103, c\u0103 \u0219tiu io c\u0103 mai ai p-acolo\u0219a, p\u0103 la tine…
\n– Da, m\u0103?! \u0218tii tu?
\n– \u0218tiu, f\u0103!.. \u00ce\u021bi place, m\u0103, cu himen?
\n– Da` cum! Cu toate alea-mi place, bre! Numa` b\u0103utur\u0103 s\u0103 hie!
\n– I-auzi, Filico! Cic\u0103 merge cu himen, dac\u0103 n-ai ne\u0219te piper!… Am \u0219i ne\u0219te vin!…
\n– Aoleu, \u0219i ce mai vin ai! Da` nu \u0219tiu io?… Las` c\u0103 \u0219tiu!
\n– M\u0103, da` p\u00e2n\u0103 vine hiarta aia, ia zi tu sorcova, c\u0103 tot te l\u0103udai!
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103mm… bre, am zisi \u0219i io a\u0219a! \u0218tii matale!
\n– M\u0103, io nu \u0219tiu, da` dac\u0103-mi spui…
\n– `Ai, bre, chiar vrei s\u0103 \u021bi-o spui, sorcova aia?
\n– M\u0103, a\u0219 cam vrea!… Da` dac\u0103 n-o \u0219tii, las\u0103!… Cre` c\u0103 nici io nu mai am \u021buic\u0103 de-aia…
\n– Stai, bre, oleac\u0103! Ce dracu`? Nu ne mai \u00een\u021belegem?… Am zis io c\u0103 n-o \u0219tiu?… Stai c-o zic, na! Sorcova, vesela, nea Vasile, n-am ce bea, da` poate-mi dai dumneata… \u0102\u0103\u0103.. cum mai erea, bre?… Am o… am un… cum \u00eei zice?… \u0103la de nu \u021bii minte?
\n– Laptus, m\u0103!
\n– Bravo! Am un laptus de-\u0103la! Nu \u0219tiu de unde, c\u0103 io lapte n-am b\u0103ut \u00een vea\u021ba mea!…
\n– Pi, de-aia ui\u021bi m\u0103! C\u0103, erea bine dac\u0103 mai beai \u0219i oleac\u0103 de lapte! Nevast\u0103-ta ce zice de laptusu` \u0103sta?
\n– Ce s\u0103 zic\u0103? Nu zice, c\u0103 avem am\u00e2ndoi! Uit\u0103m ce-am b\u0103ut acu` juma` de or\u0103 \u0219i o luom de la-nceput!… C\u0103, mai vorbeam \u00eentre noi, a\u0219a… ,,F\u0103, Vasilico, noi avem Alm… Alhaim\u0103r de-\u0103la?\u201d \u0218i ea zice: ,,Nu \u0219tiu, m\u0103, b\u0103rbate! Om avea, da` am uitat unde l-am pus!\u201d… M\u0103-n\u021belegi?… Iote, \u0219i-acuma! Am uitat de ce-am venit la matale!…
\n– M\u0103, tu ai uitat, da` io nu! Ai venit s\u0103-\u021bi dau cazmaua, c\u0103 ziceai c\u0103 te-apuci de s\u0103pat \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103, cum faci tu mereu, de Sf\u00e2ntu` Vasile! Cic\u0103, s\u0103-\u021bi mearg\u0103 bine tot anusu`! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!… Las\u0103, nu te-ai prins!…
\n– Da, bre! Ai dreptate, da` parc\u0103 mai erea ceva!… Phii, ce laptus am!
\n– Nu mai erea, m\u0103, nimica! Filico, mai erea ceva?
\n– Nu, nu! Nu mai erea!
\n– Bre, da` ce miroase a \u021buic\u0103 hiart\u0103, cu himen de-\u0103la!
\n– Ei, ce miros? Ce \u021buic\u0103? \u021ai se pare \u021bie, m\u0103!… A\u0219a-i la Alhaim\u0103ru` \u0103sta, s\u0103 \u0219tii!
\n– Bre, da` matale, de unde \u0219tii, c\u0103 ziceai c\u0103 n-ai!
\n– N-am , m\u0103, da` am auzit \u0219i io de la al\u021bii care are!
\n– La cine?
\n– La… na, c\u0103 nu \u021biu minte!… Auzi, da` tu poate ai treab\u0103 \u0219i io te re\u021biu!
\n– Bre, da` parc\u0103 mai erea ceva!…
\n– N-auzi\u0219i,. m\u0103, c\u0103 nu mai erea nimica? Ia cazmaua \u0219i d\u0103-i drumu` la treab\u0103, c\u0103 acu\u0219i vine prim\u0103vara \u0219i te prinde cu gr\u0103dina nes\u0103pat\u0103!
\n– A\u0219a e, bre! Hai, s\u0103n\u0103tate!
\n– S\u0103n\u0103tate, s\u0103n\u0103tate, m\u0103, da` s\u0103 nu ui\u021bi iar s\u0103 mi-o aduci, sau s-o aduci cu coada rupt\u0103, c\u0103…
\n– `Ai, bree, ce dracu`?! Cum s\u0103 uit? C\u00e2nd \u021bi-oi aduce-o, poate mai dai \u0219i matale o hiart\u0103 de-aia bun\u0103 cu himen, c\u0103 tare bun\u0103 o ai, da` rar o dai!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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