{"id":25181,"date":"2025-12-15T00:36:23","date_gmt":"2025-12-14T21:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25181"},"modified":"2025-12-15T00:36:23","modified_gmt":"2025-12-14T21:36:23","slug":"brigada-diverse-cai-iele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25181","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C(a)i, (i)ele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>14 decembrie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n       Ungurii&#8230;. Ei \u0219i-ar dori \u0219i pe rom\u00e2ni s\u0103-i determine s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 maghiar\u0103. Sau poate experimentul \u0103sta pe care ei \u00eel cred aproape reu\u0219it, de a face c\u00e2inii s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103, este primul pas. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci doar latr\u0103. \u0218i ei&#8230;. M\u0103 abandonasem de la subiect pentru urm\u0103torul. Nu observasem c\u0103 luasem mai multe mostre din abera\u021bie, nu numai titlul. S\u0103 m\u0103 tr\u0103sneasc\u0103 cuvintele doctorului, nu alta. Cercetarea lui nu vizeaz\u0103 roz\u0103toarele de oase, ci oamenii c\u00e2nd \u0219i ei, probabil, \u201el\u0103trau\u201d la lun\u0103, stele \u0219i mai pu\u021bin la soare, fiindc\u0103 le intrau razele \u00een ochi \u0219i-i orbeau. Ce m-a frapat. Concluzia lui Farago &#8211; un fel de doctor Jivago -, este urm\u0103toarea: nu limba, gura \u0219i corzile vocale (la muzic\u0103 sunt coarde) au \u00eempiedicat caninele s\u0103 se manifeste verbal coerent cu silabe \u0219i vocale, ci contextul social. S-au mul\u021bumit s\u0103 se miroas\u0103, s\u0103 se h\u0103m\u0103ie \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i r\u00e2njeasc\u0103 dantura unul la altul \u0219i, pentru mici r\u0103zboaie, singulare sau de hait\u0103, s\u0103 se mai c\u0103\u021beleasc\u0103 ni\u021bel. Uite un exemplu bun pentru oameni, s\u0103 se m\u00e2r\u00e2ie \u0219i s\u0103 treac\u0103 mai departe, nu s-o \u021bin\u0103 langa zile, luni, ani p\u00e2n\u0103 nu se omoar\u0103 \u00eentre ei.<br \/>\n       Dispar, fr\u0103\u021bioare, toate. \u0218i Nobel, \u0219i Ariel, \u0219i Abel, \u0219i Cain. Mai dureaz\u0103 un pic p\u00e2n-or pune robo\u021bii m\u00e2na pe omenire. De\u0219i azi este doar o manipulare ghidat\u0103 de c\u00e2\u021biva ultra bog\u0103tani, s\u0103-i v\u0103d eu m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine c\u00e2nd le-or b\u0103ga \u0219i lor m\u00e2na-n bereg\u0103\u021bi ma\u0219inile \u201einteligente\u201d.<br \/>\n       M\u0103car corecteaz\u0103, m\u0103i nea Blitz24. Cum \u201ecerurile se deschis&#8230;\u201d? L\u0103s\u00e2nd deoparte gre\u0219eala nereparat\u0103, am o problem\u0103 cu con\u0219tiin\u021ba jurnalistului. Cine o fi. Ce ceruri, ce sf\u00e2nta Parascheva, ce \u201ece trebuie s\u0103 faci\u201d de aceast\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toare? Nu se \u0219tie de la sine? Mergi cu babele, faci coad\u0103 \u0219i pupi moa\u0219tele. Poate-poate te face gestul nemuritor&#8230;. Dar \u0219i aici am luat \u201enoti\u021be\u201d. Via\u021ba sfintei \u00eemi era \u0219i \u00eemi este indiferent\u0103. Dar nu ce a f\u0103cut, c\u00e2t conteaz\u0103 \u0219i ce beneficii ar putea aduce cuiva alipirea spiritual\u0103 \u0219i fizic\u0103 de ea m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, ci ce \u00eendeamn\u0103 unii \u0219i al\u021bii \u00een acea zi. S\u0103 nu zg\u00e2rce\u0219ti s\u0103 dai bani \u0219i alimente &#8211; apropo, astea-s primele de\u0219ert\u0103ciuni religioase &#8211; \u0219i s\u0103 nu munce\u0219ti, c\u0103 \u021bi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ceva r\u0103u la serviciu &#8211; chestie pe placul rom\u00e2nului, cu scuipat \u00een s\u00e2n, cu cruce \u0219i temenele cerurilor. Alte \u201erecomand\u0103ri\u201d cu atragere de blesteme dumnezeie\u0219ti: s\u0103 nu co\u0219i (nem\u0103ritatele, de cele m\u0103ritate nimic!), s\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci p\u00e2n\u0103 la 12 (eu pot p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la 16-17) (nu spun \u00een care \u021bar\u0103, \u00een ce emisfer\u0103&#8230;), s\u0103 nu faci foc, c\u0103 ajungi ca baba Vanga, \u0219i s\u0103 nu te pun\u0103 dracul s\u0103 nu \u00eempar\u021bi covrigi \u0219i vin ro\u0219u!<br \/>\n        Nea Vosganian are regrete. C\u0103 nu l-a chemat nimeni, de la terminarea TR-ului la nicio mobilizare de rezervi\u0219ti. Deh, bre, nu po\u021bi \u0219i scrie, \u0219i s\u0103 fii parlamentar, \u0219i ministru, \u0219i s\u0103 \u0219i tragi cu arma \u00een poligon.<br \/>\n        Patronii \u0103\u0219tia&#8230;. S\u0103 nu-\u0219i mai fac\u0103 probleme. \u00cen maxim 10 ani nu vor mai avea angaja\u021bi oameni, ci robo\u021bi. Robo\u021bii nu-i cost\u0103 dec\u00e2t o \u00eenc\u0103rcare de c\u00e2teva minute. \u00cenc\u00e2t salariul minim va fi o chestiune de trist\u0103 amintire.<br \/>\n       Cum s\u0103 le plac\u0103 limba rom\u00e2n\u0103, ce nou\u0103 ne place rusa lor ucraineanizat\u0103? A\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eenchid \u0219colile cu astfel de predare.<br \/>\n       Cineva a avut inspira\u021bia de a pune o imagine cu blocul \u00eentreg \u00eenainte de explozie, \u0103l din Rahova. \u0218i? Ce, c\u00e2te apartamente nu au transformat balconul \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i nu au pus centrale cu evacuarea de gaze prin termopan? Majoritatea. De le-ar fi f\u0103cut mai mari \u0219i chibi\u021bii lui Ceau\u0219escu, atunci ar fi avut spa\u021biu decent pentru toate, nu s\u0103 stea la buc\u0103t\u0103rie trei in\u0219i \u0219i totu\u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i dea coate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14 decembrie 2025 Ungurii&#8230;. Ei \u0219i-ar dori \u0219i pe rom\u00e2ni s\u0103-i determine s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 maghiar\u0103. Sau poate experimentul \u0103sta pe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25181"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25182,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25181\/revisions\/25182"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}