{"id":25173,"date":"2025-12-14T23:24:47","date_gmt":"2025-12-14T20:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25173"},"modified":"2025-12-14T23:24:47","modified_gmt":"2025-12-14T20:24:47","slug":"brigada-diverse-fag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25173","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Fa(g)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12 decembrie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n      Cum eu n-am ce c\u0103uta s\u0103 stau la slujb\u0103 \u00een biseric\u0103, nici al\u021bii \u00een s\u0103li de spectacol nu. Asta fiindc\u0103 avem obiceiuri asem\u0103n\u0103toare. Eu dau din clon\u021b \u00een sala cu icoane, al\u021bii clevetesc \u00een timpul manifest\u0103rilor culturale.<br \/>\n       Nu poate spune nimeni. Poate pentru c\u0103 \u00eei cic\u0103lesc pe b\u0103rba\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i spun \u201eM\u0103 frate, mai bine dincolo, dec\u00e2t cu ea!\u201d? Asta s\u0103 fie explica\u021bia c\u0103 femeile tr\u0103iesc mai mult dec\u00e2t b\u0103rba\u021bii?<br \/>\n       Erau trei \u00een Buz\u0103u, trei \u00eempinge-tava. Cea de la gar\u0103 era de mijloc. De\u0219i o str\u0103b\u0103teau to\u021bi c\u0103l\u0103torii, de obicei din zonele rurale, ar\u0103ta bini\u0219or. Cea mai \u201ejegoas\u0103\u201d se califica braseria de pe Marghiloman, pe col\u021b, cum ie\u0219eai din Gorbaciov \u0219i te \u00eendreptai c\u0103tre Bro\u0219teni-Doroban\u021bi-Micro 5. Galantarul cu de-ale gurii era \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit \u00eentr-o c\u0103m\u0103ru\u021b\u0103, unde \u00een\u0219ira\u021bi nu \u00eenc\u0103peau \u0219apte in\u0219i, de\u0219i o mas\u0103 sau dou\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103peau la geam, iar sala de \u201edegust\u0103ri\u201d, generoas\u0103, cu o zon\u0103 cu nivel crescut cu o treapt\u0103 sau dou\u0103, avea un parchet unde doar petroxinul lipsea din pleiada de miasme, c\u00e2nd nu era timp de cur\u0103\u021benie general\u0103. Luxoasa, a treia, fusese \u00eencadrat\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba tribunalului. Inoxuri curate, band\u0103 lung\u0103, m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri mai rafinate, dar \u0219i mai scumpe, o sal\u0103 lung\u0103, primitoare &#8211; bine\u00een\u021beles, fe\u021bele \u00een carouri alb-ro\u0219ii erau \u0219i aici, dar se sp\u0103lau cu con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i des -, cu care f\u0103cusem cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 \u00een clasa a IV-a, introdu\u0219i de domnul Istr\u0103tescu, \u00eenainte sau dup\u0103 o filmare la Casa Sindicatelor cu P\u0103unescu. \u00cen ele am \u201ehalit\u201d \u00eempreun\u0103 cei doi colegi de la \u0218coala de Arte, Nedelcu Adrian \u0219i Frederic Braun, toat\u0103 clasa a VIII-a. Ce vremuri!<br \/>\n        Ia uite, bre! Merkel d\u0103 vina pe statele baltice \u0219i Polonia pentru \u00eenceperea r\u0103zboiului ruso-ucrainean. E ostentativ s\u0103 nu nume\u0219ti \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oarele alea, Estonia, Letonia, Lituania \u0219i ce-o fi aia Regiunea Kaliningrad, \u0219i s\u0103 te legi direct de le\u0219i. Apoi c\u0103 \u0219i covidul a pus un um\u0103r. Dar ce era, tanti, s\u0103 fi pus m\u00e2na pe telefon \u0219i s\u0103 suni, nu r\u0103spundea Putin?<br \/>\n       Sunt at\u00e2t de vechi instantaneele mele, c\u0103 deja-s trecute dou\u0103 luni de c\u00e2nd ministrache culturache \u00eencerca s\u0103 pun\u0103 lac\u0103te pe institu\u021biile de se mai ocup\u0103, unele mai \u0219chiop\u0103t\u00e2nd, altele mai friz\u00e2nd actul cultural, altele doar purt\u00e2nd numele. C\u0103 acas\u0103, c\u0103-n concediu, c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 spectacole c\u0103 nu mai sunt bani. A\u0219i! F\u0103r\u0103, via\u021ba e cu totul searb\u0103d\u0103 \u0219i inutil\u0103. Ne-am transforma &#8211; de\u0219i nu mai este mult p\u00e2n\u0103 la a deveni &#8211; \u00een robo\u021bi. \u0218i \u0103luia nu-i trebuie hran\u0103 spiritual\u0103. El are un program dup\u0103 care socote\u0219te \u0219i potrive\u0219te.<br \/>\n       Nu prim\u0103riile sunt problema, ci oamenii. Unii care nu servesc sistemului deloc. Tot cu titlu unde \u201ea fost odat\u0103\u201d, iaca un ungur se \u00eempotrivea desfiin\u021b\u0103rii prim\u0103riilor. Aduce\u021bi-v\u0103 aminte c\u0103 \u0219i B\u0103sescu inten\u021biona s\u0103 trimit\u0103 r\u00e2mnicenii pentru un act ce \u021bine de competen\u021ba administrativ\u0103 local\u0103 tocmai la Br\u0103ila, Gala\u021bi sau Constan\u021ba. O nebunie f\u0103r\u0103 cap. Nici comasarea nu este o solu\u021bie. A!, o epurare pe criterii profesionale mai c\u0103 m-ar unge la suflet!<br \/>\n      E! S\u0103-i pui lum\u00e2narea sub nas Elenei Udrea, dedesubt \u201eA murit\u201d \u0219i s-o postezi pe facebook, oric\u00e2t\u0103 ur\u0103 a-i avea pe prima amant\u0103 a vaporeanului, tot nu i-ai rela\u021biona chipul cu un prezumtiv deces. Al oricui.<br \/>\n      Locul 75 la IQ-uri? Ce credea\u021bi, c\u0103 olimpicii \u0103ia pe care tot \u00eei flutur\u0103 unii \u0219i al\u021bii spal\u0103 prostia ce domne\u0219te \u00een adn-ul rom\u00e2nesc? E \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i mult subiectivism. China se laud\u0103 cu o medie 107,19, pe c\u00e2nd noi avem doar 11 puncte mai jos. Dac\u0103 \u00een doar at\u00e2tea const\u0103 de\u0219tept\u0103ciunea, s\u0103-mi fie iertat\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103zneala, tot globul este plin de pro\u0219ti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12 decembrie 2025 Cum eu n-am ce c\u0103uta s\u0103 stau la slujb\u0103 \u00een biseric\u0103, nici al\u021bii \u00een s\u0103li de spectacol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25173"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25174,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25173\/revisions\/25174"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}