{"id":25157,"date":"2025-12-07T23:15:46","date_gmt":"2025-12-07T20:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25157"},"modified":"2025-12-07T23:15:46","modified_gmt":"2025-12-07T20:15:46","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-crang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25157","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Cr\u00e2ng"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Cr\u00e2ng<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Eu, de ieri, m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u0219i pl\u00e2ng<br \/>\nfiindc-am auzit c\u0103-n Cr\u00e2ng,<br \/>\nse face un cartier de case<br \/>\ncam a\u0219a&#8230; vreo trei`\u0219ase!<\/p>\n<p>S-au g\u00e2ndit ni\u0219te amici:<br \/>\n\u201eVreau s\u0103 am cas\u0103 aici!\u201d<br \/>\nNu-s piticii din poveste,<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103 fenomenul este!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218tiu c\u0103 nu e treaba mea,<br \/>\ns\u0103 pl\u00e2ng pentru a\u0219a ceva,<br \/>\ndar, c\u00e2nd e vorba de natur\u0103<br \/>\neu nu pot s\u0103 tac din gur\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd la mijloc e p\u0103durea,<br \/>\nce-i t\u0103iat\u0103 cu securea,<br \/>\ncred c\u0103-i treaba tuturor,<br \/>\na tuturor buzoienilor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dup-at\u00e2tea \u00eencerc\u0103ri<br \/>\navize \u0219i aprob\u0103ri,<br \/>\ns-a luat \u00een administrare<br \/>\noaza asta de r\u0103coare!<\/p>\n<p>A fost mare bucurie,<br \/>\nc\u0103 \u201ese face\u201d \u0219i \u201eo s\u0103 fie\u201d,<br \/>\nc\u0103 n-o s\u0103 se defri\u0219eze<br \/>\nci, mai mult s\u0103 se planteze&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 nimic n-o s\u0103 se taie,<br \/>\nc\u0103 e laie, c\u0103-i b\u0103laie,<br \/>\np\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-au g\u0103sit dracii<br \/>\n\u0219i au c\u0103s\u0103pit copacii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C-a intrat \u00een ei o boal\u0103<br \/>\nce nu este natural\u0103<br \/>\niar copacii ataca\u021bi<br \/>\najung repede usca\u021bi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>S-au t\u0103iat, s-au \u0219i plantat,<br \/>\nastfel, lumea s-a calmat,<br \/>\n\u0219i tocmai c\u00e2nd ea uitase,<br \/>\no s-apar\u0103 ni\u0219te case!<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 ar fi interese,<br \/>\nale unora cu \u201etrese\u201d<br \/>\ns-aib\u0103, preferen\u021bial,<br \/>\ncartier reziden\u021bial&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Departe de curio\u0219i,<br \/>\n\u0219i de mul\u021bi invidio\u0219i<br \/>\ncare, a\u0219a ar putea<br \/>\ns\u0103 le strice lini\u0219tea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i, nu vine dom\u201e primar<br \/>\ns\u0103 le cear\u0103 votul iar,<br \/>\nbuzoienilor pe care<br \/>\ni-a l\u0103sat f\u0103r\u0103 parcare?<\/p>\n<p>Pe Unirii \u0219i \u00een centru,<br \/>\nn-o s\u0103 mai voteze \u201epentru\u201d<br \/>\nc\u0103ci, acuma, \u0219ti\u021bi de ce?<br \/>\nEi au parte de-un CT!<\/p>\n<p>CT, de la \u201eTomagraf\u201d<br \/>\ncare i-a umplut de praf,<br \/>\n\u0219i care-a schimbat aroma:<br \/>\nCT &#8211; 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