{"id":25146,"date":"2025-12-05T06:57:41","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T03:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25146"},"modified":"2025-12-05T06:57:41","modified_gmt":"2025-12-05T03:57:41","slug":"brigada-diverse-ham-nicu-ana-tin-rau-fa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25146","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (H)\u00e2m&#8230; Nic(u), A(n)a \u021bi(n) r\u0103(u) (f)a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15 noiembrie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n        Nu mi-a ajuns de Negru. Nu neap\u0103rat de el, dar \u0219i, ci de nenum\u0103ra\u021bi, care erau sidera\u021bi prin varii plasamente momentane &#8211; deoarece c\u00e2teodat\u0103 mai coboar\u0103 dintre \u201estele\u201d \u0219i-\u0219i mai satisfac prin public nevoile (nevoi de trai: apa, \u201epaie\u201d \u0219i \u201ecopaie\u201d!) -, c\u0103 lumea s-a chiaunit definitiv. Cum Bendeac, acum vreme \u00een urm\u0103, prin benzin\u0103rie (opinasem cu v\u00e2rf \u0219i \u00eendesat). Cu asemenea comportamente duale, c\u00e2nd handicapat, c\u00e2nd ofuscat, c\u00e2nd p\u0103rinte cu nemul\u021bumiri sociale, c\u00e2nd mare me\u0219ter la atras ochi, sau cum scrisesem \u00een noti\u021ba de pe \u201ebirou\u201d &#8211; masa de zi cu zi -, c\u00e2nd cet\u0103\u021bean, c\u00e2nd formator de opinie (unul cu \u201eM\u0103, fii atent!\u201d asmu\u021bit la concuren\u021bi, altul cu \u201eD\u0103\u0103\u0103!\u201d al prostului cel mai prost), na\u021bia s-a dus de r\u00e2p\u0103. Ori cum s-a tot dat \u0219ans\u0103 na\u021biei ce ne-a cotropit prin natalitate sus\u021binut\u0103 (noi \u0219i germanii, care n-au g\u0103sit s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 de pr\u0103sil\u0103 mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t a arabilor) \u021biganilor. C\u0103 m\u0103 uitam la defunctul \u0219i regretatul Horic\u0103 &#8211; printr-o \u00eemprejurare de localizare a unei variante unde \u201eSalcia\u201d, \u00een fapt \u201eDe-ai fi tu salcie\u201d, are ca solo pianul \u0219i nu viorile, din originala pies\u0103, muzical\u0103, evident, interpretat\u0103 de Mihaela Mihai &#8211; cum s-a degradat, cum a f\u0103cut din \u201ecapodoper\u0103\u201d o mini manelu\u021b\u0103, invit\u00e2nd pe \u201eel grande\u201d Minune. \u0218i c\u00e2te din astea n-au transformat Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i lumea toat\u0103 \u00eentr-o jalnic\u0103 reversiune a omului c\u0103tre ob\u00e2r\u0219ia sa de animal.<br \/>\n        De\u0219i cea mai proasp\u0103t\u0103 captur\u0103 de ecran, au unii un stil ostentativ&#8230;. Cum s\u0103 rezolvi problema scurgerii apei de ploaie \u00eentre un hol\u021b\u0219urub \u0219i cocoa\u0219a pl\u0103cii de eternit. Nu pui o \u0219aib\u0103 cu cauciuc, c\u0103ci prezum\u021bia este c\u0103 n-ai avea-o &#8211; \u0219i hol\u021b&#8230;-ul unde l-ai g\u0103sit, pe drum, stingher? -, ci sco\u021bi elasticul de la un teanc de bani, o \u201erol\u0103\u201d de sute de euro, dai roat\u0103 cu el de c\u00e2teva ori sub capul &#8230;\u0219urubului \u0219i-n\u0219urubezi p\u00e2n\u0103 placa de azbociment st\u0103 fix\u0103. M\u0103 la\u0219i?<br \/>\n        Cuvintele, pre\u021bioasele, nes\u0103buitele. Nu dar, ci har! A\u0219a \u0219i-ar considera unii \u201escriitori\u201d de articole titlurile-fraz\u0103 \u0219i con\u021binutul identic repetat la nesf\u00e2r\u0219it p\u00e2n\u0103 la final. \u0218tiu ei oare ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat \u201ebastion\u201d (Ohoho! \u0218i principal!)? Ar mai face \u00eempreun\u0103 cu el din urbi\u021ba mea natal\u0103 \u0219i de trai o pav\u0103z\u0103 de netrecut \u00een fa\u021ba unei \u201einvazii militare\u201d spre capital\u0103? Cum, frate, s\u0103 ai o asemenea inept\u0103 p\u0103rere c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 noi Bucure\u0219tiul este c\u0103zut? \u0218i de ce-ar veni \u201evr\u0103jma\u0219ii\u201d doar de la nord? Ce, sudul nu are nebuni, vestul nu? Cu ce? Cu unit\u0103\u021bi militare care nu mai exist\u0103? Cu dou\u0103 foste caz\u0103rmi puse pe o \u0219osea care devine, pe zi ce se mai adaug\u0103 un tronson de autostrad\u0103, inoperabil\u0103, cu dou\u0103 cur\u021bi de ruine pref\u0103cute \u00een t\u00e2rguri, pie\u021be \u0219i oboare, \u00een tabere de campament pentru curse moto-automobilistice, unde nici catilinarele l\u0103tr\u0103turi de haite c\u00e2ine\u0219ti nu se mai aud, unde s-au suprimat cele c\u00e2teva comemor\u0103ri \u0219i serb\u0103ri ale armatei? \u0218i-ar mai trebui s\u0103 \u0219tie cine a scris c\u0103 aliniamentul Foc\u0219ani-R\u00e2mnic-Gala\u021bi nu trece prin Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i c\u0103 drumul de la R\u00e2mnic la Gala\u021bi trece doar prin Br\u0103ila. C\u0103 una este fortifica\u021bia, \u0219i alta figurativul lingvistic \u201ecentru de rezisten\u021b\u0103\u201d. \u00cens\u0103 a\u0219a suntem noi to\u021bi, figuran\u021bi cu figura\u021bie. Dar n-am v\u0103zut tot \u0219i-mi cer scuze. Br\u0103ila era, dar pe pozi\u021bia a patra! S\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 \u0219i pe mine cineva pe ruta F(oc\u0219anigeles!)-RS-Gl-Br! Textul&#8230;. Nici m\u0103car nu aminte\u0219te de or\u0103\u0219elul meu. Nevralgicul, cic\u0103, ar fi B\u00e2rladul, de altfel doar el operabil, Foc\u0219anii \u0219i Ploie\u0219tiul \u0219i ele pe lista punctelor cardinale determinante \u00een eventuala beligeran\u021b\u0103. \u0218i chestiunea belicoas\u0103, interpretat\u0103 cu mare cazn\u0103 spre alipire la subiect \u0219i gre\u0219it\u0103, ar fi \u201ePoarta Foc\u0219aniului\u201d, transformat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 a fi numit\u0103 \u00een R\u00e2mnic. Om fi fost noi jude\u021b, om fi avut noi jum\u0103tate de Foc\u0219ani, dar astea-s istorii ireversibile. Pe bun\u0103 dreptate. De la Slobozia Bradului \u00eencolo se vorbe\u0219te moldovene\u0219te (cu din ce \u00een ce mai mult\u0103 limb\u0103 rrom\u0103).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 noiembrie 2025 Nu mi-a ajuns de Negru. Nu neap\u0103rat de el, dar \u0219i, ci de nenum\u0103ra\u021bi, care erau sidera\u021bi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,315],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25146"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25147,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25146\/revisions\/25147"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}