{"id":25141,"date":"2025-12-04T00:40:28","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T21:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25141"},"modified":"2025-12-04T00:40:28","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T21:40:28","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-covrig-cu-mac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25141","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Covrig cu mac"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Covrig cu mac<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>M\u0103n\u00e2nc \u00eencet \u0219i apoi pl\u00e2ng<br \/>\npl\u00e2ng f\u0103r\u0103 lacrimi \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc<br \/>\ncovrigul meu la piept \u00eel str\u00e2ng<br \/>\napoi oftez din nou ad\u00e2nc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pl\u00e2ng, fiindc\u0103 tocmai am aflat<br \/>\nc\u0103 unii, sus\u021bin\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u0219tiu ce fac,<br \/>\nar fi descoperit c\u0103 s-au drogat<br \/>\ncei ce-au m\u00e2ncat covrig cu mac!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i m\u0103 cuprinde, a\u0219a, o disperare<br \/>\npe care, cu putere o s-o strig<br \/>\ncu gura-mi plin\u0103, \u00een Pia\u021ba Mare:<br \/>\n,,- Nu v\u0103 atinge\u021bi de covrig!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Este un ordin, nu vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 rog,<br \/>\npe voi, cei f\u0103c\u0103tori de ordonan\u021be:<br \/>\nacest covrig e micul nostru drog,<br \/>\n\u0219i n\u0103sc\u0103torul nostru de speran\u021be!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i p-\u0103sta v-a\u021bi g\u0103sit s\u0103-l interzice\u021bi?<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne lua\u021bi rotunda, mica bucurie?<br \/>\nCovrigul existen\u021bei s\u0103 ni-l rupe\u021bi?<br \/>\nNu toler\u0103m aceast\u0103 barbarie!<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 blestem\u0103m pe to\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 ia dracu`<br \/>\ndac\u0103 ve\u021bi \u00eendr\u0103zni, cumva, a\u0219a ceva:<br \/>\ns\u0103 lua\u021bi de pe covrig p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i macu`<br \/>\nce, tuturor, speran\u021be ne d\u0103dea!<\/p>\n<p>Cum crede\u021bi, m\u0103, c-am rezistat<br \/>\nat\u00e2ta timp, prin ploi, prin v\u00e2nt \u0219i frig,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd, tot mereu noi v-am votat,<br \/>\niar voi n-a\u021bi dat, niciun covrig?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nu v\u0103 e de-ajuns c\u0103 ne-a\u021bi min\u021bit,<br \/>\n\u0219i-abia ne-a\u021bi aruncat un covrigel,<br \/>\niar uneori, mai mult ne-a\u021bi am\u0103git<br \/>\n\u0219i ne-a\u021bi furat \u0219i&#8230; gaura din el?<\/p>\n<p>Acum, eu v\u0103 somez cu fermitate<br \/>\n\u0219i asta-n gura mare o s-o strig:<br \/>\nlua\u021bi totul din orice \u0219i orice din toate,<br \/>\ndar nu ne lua\u021bi \u0219i macul din covrig!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Covrig cu mac M\u0103n\u00e2nc \u00eencet \u0219i apoi pl\u00e2ng pl\u00e2ng f\u0103r\u0103 lacrimi \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc covrigul meu la piept \u00eel str\u00e2ng apoi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25141"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25141"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25142,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25141\/revisions\/25142"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}