{"id":25121,"date":"2025-11-27T20:01:59","date_gmt":"2025-11-27T17:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25121"},"modified":"2025-11-27T20:01:59","modified_gmt":"2025-11-27T17:01:59","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-congresul-pes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25121","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Congresul PES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Congresul PES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Foaie verde de sulfin\u0103<br \/>\nam auzit o vecin\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103 n-a avut de ales<br \/>\n\u0219i s-a dus la un Congres<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 niciun interes<br \/>\ns-a dus la Congresul PES,<br \/>\ncare-i dup\u0103 cum se \u0219tie,<br \/>\ndespre social-democra\u021bie!<\/p>\n<p>Venit de pe OnlyFans<br \/>\na vorbit \u0219i Timmermans<br \/>\ncare a impresionat<br \/>\niar sala l-a aclamat<\/p>\n<p>A zis despre pesedeu<br \/>\nc\u0103 el l-a iubit mereu<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u0103, iat\u0103, \u00eel sus\u021bine<br \/>\nca s\u0103 fac\u0103 numai bine!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i a mai spus, cu tot dragu`<br \/>\nc\u0103 \u0219i lui \u00eei place ,,pragu` \u201d<br \/>\ncel impus pentru abuz&#8230;<br \/>\n(Dar p\u0103rea pu\u021bin confuz!)<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i i-a zis lu` dom` Marcel,<br \/>\ns\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103-a\u0219a de el<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103 cred c\u0103 nu i-a spus:<br \/>\ncel de jos, sau cel de sus?<\/p>\n<p>Dom` Marcel, la r\u00e2ndul lui,<br \/>\ni-a str\u00e2ns m\u00e2na omului,<br \/>\n\u0219i i-a mul\u021bumit fr\u0103\u021be\u0219te,<br \/>\npromi\u021b\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103-l m\u0103re\u0219te!<\/p>\n<p>Io v\u0103 spui, habar n-aveam<br \/>\n\u0219i muream \u0219i nu \u0219tiam,<br \/>\nc\u0103, demult, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia<br \/>\na fost social-democra\u021bia!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103, la \u0219coal\u0103 nu ne-au spus<br \/>\n(Cred c\u0103 era ordin de ,,sus\u201d!)<br \/>\nca s\u0103 nu ne-apuce boala<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd c\u00e2nta ,,Interna\u021bionala\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Abia ast\u0103zi c\u00e2nd v\u0103zui,<br \/>\nam venit ca s\u0103 v\u0103 spui<br \/>\nc\u0103-s surprins nevoie mare<br \/>\nde a\u0219a aniversare!<br \/>\nIo s\u0103rb\u0103toream deja,<br \/>\ndar, cu totul altceva!<br \/>\nTot o sut\u0103 treij de ani<br \/>\nde c\u00e2nd avem Banc\u0103 de bani!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci, a naibii potriveal\u0103,<br \/>\nieri, \u0219i Banca Na\u021bional\u0103,<br \/>\ns-a g\u0103sit s\u0103 aniverseze<br \/>\nCongresul s\u0103-l eclipseze!<\/p>\n<p>Stima noastr\u0103 \u0219i m\u00e2ndria,<br \/>\nsocial-democra\u021bia!<br \/>\nS\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103, s\u0103-nfloreasc\u0103,<br \/>\nBanca noastr\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Dom` Ciolacu, reales,<br \/>\nla al \u021a-\u0219pelea Congres!<br \/>\nIs\u0103rescu s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103,<br \/>\ndob\u00e2nda s\u0103 n-o mai creasc\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congresul PES Foaie verde de sulfin\u0103 am auzit o vecin\u0103 c\u0103 n-a avut de ales \u0219i s-a dus la 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