{"id":25104,"date":"2025-11-17T00:06:38","date_gmt":"2025-11-16T21:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25104"},"modified":"2025-11-17T00:06:38","modified_gmt":"2025-11-16T21:06:38","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-cimitir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=25104","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Cimitir"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cimitir<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd se tot vorbe\u0219te de at\u00e2tea zile
\ndoar despre \u201ebunicii no\u0219tri\u201d din azile,
\na c\u0103ror soart\u0103 merit\u0103 o alt\u0103 abordare
\n\u0219i pentru care se caut\u0103 o rezolvare…<\/p>\n

Domnul primar Toma, edilul buzoian,
\na hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 taie-n dou\u0103 nodul gordian
\n\u0219i-n loc de un azil, va face un… cimitir!
\n(Lucru pentru care eu nici nu m\u0103 mai mir!)<\/p>\n

Locul este ales deja, fiind de la Armat\u0103,
\ncare, \u00een schimbul lui, a fost asigurat\u0103,
\nc\u0103 va primi, astfel, pentru m\u0103rinimia sa,
\nc\u00e2teva sute de parcele ce i se vor da…<\/p>\n

Acele sute de parcele vor fi rezervate
\npentru formarea vreunei alte \u201earmate\u201d,
\nce doar a\u0219a se va elibera de jur\u0103m\u00e2nt
\nabia dup\u0103 ce va fi intrat\u0103 \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n

\u00cen plus, locul acela mai are \u0219i verdea\u021b\u0103
\npe care-o caut\u0103 oricine \u0219i \u00een via\u021b\u0103,
\nafl\u00e2ndu-se, cumva, chiar l\u00e2ng\u0103 Cr\u00e2ng…
\n(Acuma chiar \u00eemi vine ca s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng!)<\/p>\n

El va avea \u0219i multe locuri de parcare,
\nce vor fi folosite \u0219i de aceia care
\nvor doar ca lacrimile s\u0103 \u0219i le stoarc\u0103
\n\u00eens\u0103, apoi, mai vor s\u0103 se \u0219i \u00eentoarc\u0103!<\/p>\n

O chestie ciudat\u0103 ce mi se pare mie,
\ne c\u0103 acolo vor fi \u0219i gaze, ap\u0103, energie,
\nun gard \u00eenalt, arbu\u0219ti, copaci, gazon,
\nalei, trotuare, \u201ecomme a la maison\u201d!<\/p>\n

Eu nu zic c\u0103-i r\u0103u, Doamne fere\u0219te!
\n\u00cens\u0103 m\u0103-ntreb doar cui mai folose\u0219te
\ndup\u0103 ce moare, curentul, apa, gazul,
\nc\u0103ci pe \u201elumea aialalt\u0103\u201d cic\u0103 nu e cazul!<\/p>\n

Dar, pe de alt\u0103 parte, cred c\u0103-i drept
\n\u0219i dom` primar g\u00e2nde\u0219te \u00een\u021belept:
\nb\u0103tr\u00e2n fiind, s\u0103 po\u021bi avea alternativ\u0103,
\ns\u0103 mergi \u00eentr-un azil, sau direct… coliv\u0103!<\/p>\n

C\u0103 nici nu \u0219tii cum \u00ee\u021bi va fi mai bine:
\ns\u0103 fii \u00een via\u021b\u0103, dar ea nu-\u021bi apar\u021bine,
\nsau mort, la cimitirul plin de \u201eenergie\u201d,
\n\u0219i \u201eluminat\u201d cu led, pentru economie? <\/p>\n

Acuma, treaba nu e foarte limpede,
\ndac\u0103 \u0219i cimitirul se face prin PNRR,
\nsau e cu banii celor ce muncesc o via\u021b\u0103
\ndoar pentr-un ultim petec de verdea\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n

Oricum ar fi, cred c\u0103 e bine de \u0219tiut,
\nc\u0103 aceast\u0103 investi\u021bie \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-a f\u0103cut,
\nc\u0103ci nu s-a g\u0103sit constructorul \u00een stare
\ns\u0103 accepte o asemenea provocare!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, se fac deja lungi liste de-a\u0219teptare
\n\u0219tiind c\u0103-nghesuiala va fi foarte mare
\n\u0219i c\u0103, rom\u00e2nul, nu pleac\u0103 nici din via\u021b\u0103
\ndac\u0103, la coada Mor\u021bii nu se bag\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cimitir C\u00e2nd se tot vorbe\u0219te de at\u00e2tea zile doar despre \u201ebunicii no\u0219tri\u201d din azile, a c\u0103ror soart\u0103 merit\u0103 o alt\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25105,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25104\/revisions\/25105"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}