{"id":24939,"date":"2025-09-23T22:22:11","date_gmt":"2025-09-23T19:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24939"},"modified":"2025-09-23T22:22:11","modified_gmt":"2025-09-23T19:22:11","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-asiatul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24939","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asiatul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti mic, toate sunt mari, \u00eenalte, inabordabile.<br \/>\n       Inclusiv fetele. Ceea ce nu m-a \u00eempiedicat s\u0103 devin \u00een prim\u0103vara lui 78 s\u0103 devin cel mai pup\u0103cios pu\u0219ti din tab\u0103ra de la Arb\u0103na\u0219i.<br \/>\n       Cu fetele pare c\u0103 a fost mai u\u0219or. Cu escaladarea gardului domni\u0219oarei Marioara mai greu. S\u0103rea afurisita minge c\u00e2nd era jocul de fotbal mai \u00een toi. Din cauciuc gros de numai trei milimetri, \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cea v\u00e2nt dintr-un \u0219ut un pic lobat peste \u021bambrele b\u0103tr\u00e2ne ca \u0219i domni\u0219oara. Din lan\u021buri de cinci, ce rezistaser\u0103 zdrav\u0103n intemperiilor, c\u0103ci am prins ni\u0219te ani grozavi, cu ploi ce ne scoteau pe strad\u0103 cu picioarele goale dup\u0103, cu z\u0103pezi \u0219i \u00eenghe\u021buri ce ar fi trebuit s\u0103 le dezg\u0103rdineze din le\u021buri orizontali de care st\u0103teau fixate \u00een cuie. Mai u\u0219or ne era &#8211; \u0219i ne rugam s\u0103 treac\u0103 mai bine la vecinii din dreapta &#8211; s\u0103 escalad\u0103m \u021bepu\u0219ele metalice ale domnului Arghir. Fiindc\u0103 puteam s\u0103 <strong>aspir\u0103m<\/strong> la o escalad\u0103 mai simpl\u0103. Fundamentul de ciment sclivisit cu pietricele de marmur\u0103 era de optzeci de centimetri, peste care, oric\u00e2t de mici, puteam \u00eentinde m\u00e2inile, s\u0103 ne prindem de gardul din bare metalice drepte cu modele rondelate, s\u0103 ne ridic\u0103m picioarele pe funda\u021bie, s\u0103 introducem l\u0103bu\u021bele pitice prin \u201eseuri\u201d, s\u0103 d\u0103m peste unul dintre picioare, apoi pe cel\u0103lalt, s\u0103 refacem traseul de escalad\u0103 \u00een cobor\u00e2re, dar s\u0103rind ultima parte printre flori. De\u0219i acolo, \u00een v\u00e2rf, sim\u021beam \u00een rect ascu\u021bimea boant\u0103 a \u021bepu\u0219elor o secund\u0103. La domni\u0219oara Marioara aceste opera\u021biuni se transformau \u00een co\u0219mar. Gardul nu dep\u0103\u0219ea un metru \u0219aizeci, era chiar mai scund dec\u00e2t al nostru, \u00eens\u0103 aruncarea peste el era dificil\u0103. Alunecau sandalele, teni\u0219ii, iar for\u021ba bra\u021belor &#8211; care, be\u021bele? &#8211; prea pu\u021bin\u0103 ca s\u0103 urce restul corpului deasupra. Aveam \u00eens\u0103 alt <strong>avantaj<\/strong>. Puteam z\u0103bovi, c\u00e2nd domni\u0219oara se perinda \u00eencet prin veranda cu at\u00e2rna\u021bi, ascun\u0219i l\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103 \u0219i, c\u00e2nd era cu spatele, r\u0103m\u00e2nea timp suficient s\u0103 lu\u0103m mingea, s\u0103 o arunc\u0103m pe strad\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 s\u0103rim \u00eenapoi. Dac\u0103 n-aveam ghinionul s\u0103 ne prindem \u00een culmea gardului turul pantalonilor \u0219i s\u0103 ne trezim cu gura de asfalt. \u0218i bucata aceea de curte, \u00eentre gard \u0219i cas\u0103, a devenit, \u00eentr-una dintre recuper\u0103ri, locul nostru de cercetare. Aproape c\u0103 \u00eencepusem s\u0103 d\u0103m mingea inten\u021bionat dincolo. Eu am fost cel care a debutat \u201egoana dup\u0103 aur\u201d. F\u0103cut una cu buruienile, \u00een a\u0219teptarea momentului propice, pe o vreme ce anun\u021ba ploi, \u00eennegurat\u0103, mi-a sclipit \u00een privire ceva. Am \u00eentins palma, am atins, am scurmat un pic \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i am scos la iveal\u0103 o bucat\u0103 de metal murdar\u0103, coclit\u0103. Am <strong>atestat<\/strong> imediat artefactul: era o zvastic\u0103 german\u0103. Mi-am reprimat un \u021bip\u0103t de uimire, un \u201emam\u0103!\u201d mut mi s-a plimbat prin gingii. Nu-mi aduc aminte <strong>aversul<\/strong>, e at\u00e2t de demult \u00eenc\u00e2t abia am g\u0103sit \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor \u00eentre amintiri episodul \u0219i cele c\u00e2teva mici detalii implantate pe retin\u0103. Am scos-o la iveal\u0103 imediat celor cu care m\u0103 jucam fotbal. Se st\u00e2rnise \u00een ei o curiozitate \u0219i fiecare <strong>atingea<\/strong> medalia ca \u0219i cum palpau ceva mai pre\u021bios ca aurul (nu \u0219tiam atunci de Graal, de moa\u0219te sfinte \u0219i alte obiecte cu statut fantastic). Zile \u00een \u0219ir, dup\u0103, fiecare \u0219i-a \u00eencercat norocul iscodind \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt cu retinele dilatate, cu degetele febrile. Cred c\u0103 a mai fost o descoperire, numai bun\u0103 s\u0103 se mai \u00eemp\u0103uneze victorios unul dintre ceilal\u021bi &#8211; poate Gabi Ionescu, poate Nae sau Zamfiric\u0103 &#8211; cu ea. Cred c\u0103 o moned\u0103. De\u0219i neg\u0103sirea vreunui alt obiect a pus un strat de praf peste curiozitatea noastr\u0103, tot locul era un adev\u0103rat sit. Am fi r\u0103scolit prin cas\u0103 &#8211; erau destule lucruri pe care le v\u0103zusem \u00een seara c\u00e2nd am intrat la domni\u0219oara Marioara \u00een camer\u0103, pe pianin\u0103, pe pat, pe mas\u0103 -, am fi intrat \u00een debaraua din cap\u0103tul at\u00e2rna\u021bilor s\u0103 scormonim printre oale \u0219i ulcele&#8230;. \u0218i cred c\u0103 \u00een acea sear\u0103 fusese binevoitoare dintr-o nevoie personal\u0103. Poate \u0219i fiindc\u0103 mi se dusese buhul c\u0103 se va alege din mine m\u0103car un violonist celebru \u0219i voia s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 un cadou \u00eenainte s\u0103 nu mai fie&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti mic, toate sunt mari, \u00eenalte, inabordabile. Inclusiv fetele. Ceea ce nu m-a \u00eempiedicat s\u0103 devin \u00een prim\u0103vara lui<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24939"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24939"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24940,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24939\/revisions\/24940"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}