{"id":24910,"date":"2025-09-14T23:24:22","date_gmt":"2025-09-14T20:24:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24910"},"modified":"2025-09-14T23:27:20","modified_gmt":"2025-09-14T20:27:20","slug":"brigada-diverse-bre-si-e-tara-ta-o-rara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24910","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (B)re, (\u0219)i (e) \u021bar(a) (t)a (o) (r)ar\u0103?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>14 septembrie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n        Ce-a\u0219teptam 15 septembrie! Ce l-au f\u0103cut \u0103\u0219tia, de\u0219tep\u021bii, praf!<br \/>\n        Las\u0103, Mariuse, s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 \u0219i el cur\u0103\u021benie dup\u0103 colegi. \u00cei pune dup\u0103 (i-a pus deja) s\u0103 dea ei cu m\u0103tura \u0219i s\u0103 verse tomberoanele cu gunoi. Nu-i el, Bolojan, \u0219ef?<br \/>\n        Protestele anun\u021bate de profesori, mega-urile din toamn\u0103, s-au transformat \u00een p\u00e2lcuri de f\u00e2suri. Astea nu folosesc nim\u0103nui. \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia nici m\u0103car o lovitur\u0103 de stat, o revolu\u021bie ori o r\u0103scoal\u0103 nu mai pot avea loc \u0219i nu ar mai schimba nimic. R\u0103spunsul e-n burta fiec\u0103ruia dintre noi.<br \/>\n        A plouat cu g\u0103leata \u00een iunie. Cic\u0103. Altfel cum mi-ar fi imputat compania acvatic\u0103 cele 16 bidoane de 1.000 de litri de ap\u0103? La un a\u0219a potop, a\u0219a plat\u0103!<br \/>\n       Bine c\u0103 e bine \u0219i se poate. R\u0103m\u00e2ne rezidual\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 exprimarea. Nimeni nu depune bani \u201epe carduri bancare\u201d, cum propun jurnali\u0219tii, ci \u00eentr-un cont bancar. Una este obiectul-instrument ce faciliteaz\u0103 tranzac\u021bia virtual-cash \u0219i alta depozitul.<br \/>\n       Eu stau s\u0103 judec astfel. Vitez\u0103 mai mic\u0103, posibilit\u0103\u021bi reduse de inhalare a unor cantit\u0103\u021bi mari de microorganisme. Vitez\u0103 mare, ca aceea \u00een care \u00eencaleci \u0219aua \u0219i dai din pedale, \u0219anse excelente de a \u00eengurgita esofago-faringian o ton\u0103 de microbi ce pot bloca instantaneu respira\u021bia, gluti\u021bia. Deci, mai l\u0103sa\u021bi-m\u0103 cu mersul pe biciclet\u0103 e mai benefic pentru creier dec\u00e2t mersul pe jos. Dac\u0103 nu mai ai pe unde trage aer, creierul devine legum\u0103 imediat.<br \/>\n       Perfect. Impui ru\u0219ilor un pre\u021b \u0219i mai mic pe petrol. \u0218i-atunci, de ce \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een Europa, sanc\u021bionatoarea, benzina \u0219i motorina \u00eenc\u0103 sar din zi \u00een zi calul ca pre\u021b? Nu vede nimeni \u0219pilul?<br \/>\n       Democra\u021bia este pe duc\u0103. C\u00e2te o m\u0103sur\u0103 precum cea din parlamentul Belgiei \u0219i \u00eei putem pune cruce pentru totdeauna. Auzi la ei (dar sunt zvonuri de c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u0219i la noi), s\u0103 limiteze dreptul la \u0219omaj.<br \/>\n      De-astea cu un angajat la mai multe prim\u0103rii e bazaconie. Unii, c\u0103 mai pu\u021bini angaja\u021bi \u00eenseamn\u0103 eficientizare pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 economie bugetar\u0103. Ne \u00eentoarcem la m\u0103car un minim \u0219omaj pentru un minim de oameni dintre cei \u201eausteriza\u021bi\u201d. Tot cost\u0103, fraiere!<br \/>\n       De ce-ar fi legal s\u0103 vin\u0103 drona prim\u0103riei s\u0103 se uite peste gardul meu, s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce mai construiesc? Tot de teapa t\u00e2mpeniilor, tot auzit\u0103, c\u0103 pe cineva obliga nu&#8217;\u0219 ce prim\u0103rie un cet\u0103\u021bean s\u0103 cear\u0103 autoriza\u021bie de construc\u021bie pentru o alee de la poart\u0103 la cas\u0103. \u0218i de ce-ar fi naibii eficient s\u0103 se emit\u0103 autoriza\u021bii de construc\u021bii doar cet\u0103\u021benilor f\u0103r\u0103 datorii? E\u0219ti prost? \u0218i bani la buget nu ai astfel mai pu\u021bini? Nu mai construie\u0219te omul, c\u0103 \u0219i-a\u0219a dureaz\u0103 emiterile, actele \u0219i alte drumuri pe la regii utilit\u0103\u021bilor peste un an sau doi de zile, se las\u0103. \u0218i nu pl\u0103te\u0219te nici datoria. \u0218tiu \u00een ora\u0219 vreo c\u00e2teva l\u0103sate balt\u0103.<br \/>\n        De ce \u00eenc\u0103 mai credem c\u0103 universul trebuie s\u0103 ne dea nou\u0103 socoteal\u0103 pentru evolu\u021biile anterioare \u0219i viitoare? Cum s\u0103 emi\u021bi o astfel de exprimare, c\u0103 norii de ghea\u021b\u0103 din centrul galaxiei nu ar trebui s\u0103 existe? P\u0103i, dac\u0103 deja vii cu teoria c\u0103 ar putea fi rezultatul unei g\u0103uri negre, la ce mai pui la \u00eendoial\u0103 teoria?<br \/>\n      N-am cuprins \u00een instantaneul despre care fac referire \u0219i cine a postat lista cu salvatoarele m\u0103suri prin care Rom\u00e2nia ar deveni o \u021bar\u0103 ca afar\u0103. Respectivul n-a men\u021bionat \u0219i ce urm\u0103ri au acestea. \u0218i c\u0103, m\u0103car \u201ef\u0103r\u0103 penali \u00een func\u021bii publice\u201d ar l\u0103sa \u021bara f\u0103r\u0103 primari, secretari&#8230;. F\u0103r\u0103 niciunul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14 septembrie 2025 Ce-a\u0219teptam 15 septembrie! Ce l-au f\u0103cut \u0103\u0219tia, de\u0219tep\u021bii, praf! Las\u0103, Mariuse, s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 \u0219i el cur\u0103\u021benie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24910"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24910"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24913,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24910\/revisions\/24913"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}