{"id":24906,"date":"2025-09-13T07:39:50","date_gmt":"2025-09-13T04:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24906"},"modified":"2025-09-13T07:39:50","modified_gmt":"2025-09-13T04:39:50","slug":"fardelegea-lui-calin-like-words-like-pigs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24906","title":{"rendered":"F\u0103rdelegea lui C\u0103lin &#8211; Like words, like pigs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Fusese areal, hai s\u0103-i spunem zon\u0103 acum.<br \/>\n       Cea \u00een care se prefigureaz\u0103 copia fidel\u0103 a uzan\u021bei complet\u0103rii cererii necontencioase. Nume, prenume&#8230;. \u0218i ce-o mai fi din ce odinioar\u0103 ceruser\u0103 altele. Art. 530.<br \/>\n         Am mai subliniat de ce nu m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219te cu nimic s\u0103 ajung\u0103 acte neconforme \u00een instan\u021b\u0103. La mine r\u0103m\u00e2ne metoda raderii din fa\u0219\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu mai ajung\u0103 judec\u0103torii s\u0103 mai \u00eenceap\u0103 dispute pe respingere. Art. 531.<br \/>\n         Enigma&#8230;. Justi\u021biei. Autori: redactorii Codului de Procedur\u0103 Civil\u0103. \u201e&#8230; orice m\u0103suri utile cauzei.\u201d S\u0103 fie care? Garantat, cele ce urmeaz\u0103 sunt simple, ordinare &#8211; ascultarea oric\u0103ror persoane -, altele? Ca s\u0103 nu lungim, cererea are sor\u021bii intr\u0103rii \u00een posesia camerei de consiliu. Cu citare sau f\u0103r\u0103. Art. 532.<br \/>\n          Oooo! P\u0103i, \u0103\u0219tia-s nu &#8216;mnezeu pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, ci \u00eensu\u0219i universul. Se face, astfel, din instan\u021b\u0103 un instrument perfect al cunoa\u0219terii totale. Faptic, ei ar trebui s\u0103 \u0219tie tot. \u201ePronun\u021bia\u201d lor con\u021bine \u00een \u00eencheierea dedicat\u0103 solu\u021bion\u0103rii cererii necontencioase (nu s-a obosit codul s\u0103 mai aga\u021be-n coada ei \u0219i acest am\u0103nunt atributiv definitoriu; ce, \u0219i-or fi zis \u201eBach\u201d-ii, nu e Art. 533 \u00een cartea-treia?) chiar \u0219i chestiuni ce \u201e&#8230; nu au fost invocate \u00een cerere sau pe parcursul procedurii.\u201d. Extraordinar!<br \/>\n          Atacul la&#8230;. C\u0103 \u00eencheierea \u201e&#8230; este executorie.\u201d. C\u0103 &#8211; de fapt a\u0219a \u00eencepi, nu te izmene\u0219ti cu altceva la Al. 1, stare de fapt ce-i revenea de drept articolului precedent &#8211; avem doar apel la a\u0219a ceva. \u0218i c\u0103 &#8211; tot la Al. 2 &#8211; nici nu se pune problema de vreun atac, dac\u0103 \u00ceCCJ este pronun\u021batorul \u00eencheierii cererii necontencioase (\u0219-aci lips\u0103 total\u0103 de neco&#8230;). S\u0103 spunem c\u0103 era necesar un alineat separat? S\u0103 spunem, c\u0103 nu ne doare gura pentru a reclama o atare sc\u0103pare important\u0103, o atare nevoie de defalcare, de cominu\u021bie (noutate absolut\u0103!; salut\u0103m limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nedescoperit\u0103!), de tarlalizare (mai din popor), de disjungere, ca s\u0103 fim mai pe limba juridic\u0103. Pentru Al. 3 avem acea \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103&#8230; privitoare la tipul de conspect aplicat normelor de aplicare a termenului de apel: \u201e&#8230; de la pronun\u021bare, pentru cei prezen\u021bi la ultima \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de judecat\u0103, \u0219i de la comunicare, pentru cei de au lipsit.\u201d. E singurul 10 meritat pe care-l dau p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Pentru interesa\u021bi ori ne\u00een\u0219tiin\u021ba\u021bi, c\u00e2nd afl\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eencheierea s-a dispus, pot apela la forma de atac, \u00eens\u0103 nu mai mult de un an s\u0103 treac\u0103. Apel, prin urmare, \u00een camera de consiliu. Art. 534.<br \/>\n          Din p\u0103cate, astfel de \u00eencheieri pe un astfel de fond al cererii \u201e&#8230; nu au autoritatea lucrului judecat.\u201d. Art. 535.<br \/>\n          Necontenciosul \u0219i sc\u0103p\u0103rile sale legislative sunt completate cu contencioasele ce se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 \u00een limitele sale. Procedurile speciale ale ne&#8230;-ului se respect\u0103 ca atare \u0219i &#8211; de\u0219i este inept\u0103 formularea, adic\u0103 de mintea prostului &#8211; li se adaug\u0103 cele discutate \u0219i legiferate de la Art. 527 \u00eencoace. Art. 536.<br \/>\n          Nu era firesc? S\u0103 se ghideze pre\u0219edintele instan\u021bei dup\u0103 legisla\u021bia necontencioas\u0103 pentru a lua \u201e&#8230; m\u0103suri cu caracter necontencios.\u201d. \u00cencheiere \u00een 5 zile de la \u201e&#8230; primirea cererii.\u201d. (ac)Celeritate, deci! Apel doar la tribunal, pentru cel f\u0103cut tribunalului sau cur\u021bii de apel, apel la instan\u021ba respectiv\u0103. Mi-e&#8230; oarecum. La Art. 535 se declarase c\u0103 apelul pentru \u00eencheierile \u00ceCCJ nu sunt posibile, c\u0103 \u00eencheierile sunt definitive. S-o mai rescrii la Al. 4 al acestui curent Art. 537, parc\u0103-i de&#8230; porc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fusese areal, hai s\u0103-i spunem zon\u0103 acum. Cea \u00een care se prefigureaz\u0103 copia fidel\u0103 a uzan\u021bei complet\u0103rii cererii necontencioase. Nume,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":10240,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,315],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24906"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24907,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24906\/revisions\/24907"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}