{"id":24898,"date":"2025-09-11T19:56:13","date_gmt":"2025-09-11T16:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24898"},"modified":"2025-09-11T19:56:13","modified_gmt":"2025-09-11T16:56:13","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-ambitii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24898","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Ambi\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Ambi\u021bii<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0218tiu c\u0103 \u0219i indienii au ajuns pe Lun\u0103,<br \/>\ndar nu chiar to\u021bi, a\u0219a \u00eenc\u00e2t remarc,<br \/>\nc\u0103 au r\u0103mas c\u00e2\u021biva s\u0103 fac\u0103 treab\u0103 bun\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i-aicea la Buz\u0103u, la noul &#8230; Aquapark!<\/p>\n<p>C-a\u0219a e via\u021ba noastr\u0103, prost f\u0103cut\u0103,<br \/>\nca unii s\u0103 se plimbe numai printre stele,<br \/>\n\u00een timp ce al\u021bii, prin munc\u0103 sus\u021binut\u0103,<br \/>\ns\u0103 aib\u0103 umerii, \u00eempodobi\u021bi cu ele!<\/p>\n<p>De-aceea am r\u0103mas cu ochii-n soare,<br \/>\nprivind cum al\u021bii construiesc navete,<br \/>\niar noi, c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd de zor balade populare,<br \/>\nsuntem doar ni\u0219te naveti\u0219ti pe trotinete&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar, la Buz\u0103u, de\u0219i n-avem rachete,<br \/>\nne preg\u0103tim de-acuma pentru ele,<br \/>\nlu\u00e2ndu-ne din timp m\u0103suri concrete,<br \/>\n\u0219i construim de zor&#8230; rachetomodele!<\/p>\n<p>Probabil, Aquapark-ul e-o idee bun\u0103,<br \/>\nfiindc\u0103 e construit cu munc\u0103 indian\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i dac\u0103 va fi vizibil chiar \u0219i de pe Lun\u0103,<br \/>\nse va vedea Marea Scofal\u0103 buzoian\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ne-om ruga cu to\u021bi la vaca sf\u00e2nt\u0103<br \/>\nde-or mai veni at\u00e2\u021bia indieni la noi,<br \/>\ncare, cu modul lor de trai ne-nc\u00e2nt\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i ne-om da seama c\u00e2t suntem de&#8230; boi!<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, ne-om \u00eenchina mereu<br \/>\nla Dumnezeul nostru, pentru minte,<br \/>\nca s\u0103 nu pierdem banii din PNRR-u,<br \/>\n\u0219i s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nem tot a\u0219a&#8230; ca \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n<p>Dar vom ajunge \u0219i pe Lun\u0103, odat\u0103,<br \/>\npoate, prin acele tuneluri din Bucegi,<br \/>\n\u0219i-ajun\u0219i acolo, o vom revendica pe toat\u0103<br \/>\napoi, ne vom impune propriile legi!<\/p>\n<p>Iar \u0103lora care-au ajuns mai \u00eenainte,<br \/>\nle-om cere, un impozit s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i o chirie mare, ca s\u0103 ne \u021bin\u0103 minte,<br \/>\nc\u0103 Luna e str\u0103veche vatr\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i vom vedea c\u0103-n imponderabilitate,<br \/>\nvia\u021ba-i mai simpl\u0103 \u0219i vom pluti u\u0219ori,<br \/>\n\u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i acele studii de fezabilitate<br \/>\nvor fi mai ieftine de zeci de mii de ori!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 ne ajute \u0102l de Sus ca domnul Toma<br \/>\ns\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103tos, \u0219i s\u0103 mai candideze,<br \/>\nca, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pe Lun\u0103 s\u0103 schimbe axioma<br \/>\n\u0219i toate craterele ei s\u0103 le-asfalteze!<\/p>\n<p>Iar Luna s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 tot un satelit,<br \/>\ndar al Buz\u0103ului, ce-a devenit planet\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i-n Aquapark-ul proasp\u0103t construit<br \/>\ns\u0103 puie, domnule, \u0219i o&#8230; 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