{"id":24892,"date":"2025-09-09T23:54:25","date_gmt":"2025-09-09T20:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24892"},"modified":"2025-09-09T23:54:25","modified_gmt":"2025-09-09T20:54:25","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-asexuat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24892","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asexuat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        F\u0103r\u0103 surprize.<br \/>\n       Cas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 sui\u0219uri, cobor\u00e2\u0219uri ori alte brizbizuri de-ale zidarilor \u0219i dulgherilor. Patru col\u021buri, burlane c\u00e2te dou\u0103 pe fiecare zid dintre cele patru. S\u0103 spunem c\u0103 a fost totu\u0219i ceva inedit. Era pentru a doua oar\u0103 &#8211; prima se consumase la m\u0103sur\u0103tori &#8211; c\u00e2nd vedeam, f\u0103r\u0103 cronometru fixat la maxim zece secunde, curtea \u0219i imobilul \u00een voie. De ce zece secunde? At\u00e2t dura s\u0103 escaladezi, dup\u0103 o foarte scurt\u0103 ochead\u0103 tras\u0103 cur\u021bilor vecine lui Vilian, gardul, s\u0103 te duci glon\u021b p\u00e2n\u0103 la minge, s-o arunci coechipierilor \u0219i s\u0103 reescaladezi sc\u00e2ndurile verticale spre terenul de fotbal. La maic\u0103-sa&#8230;. Era mai cu \u201ec\u00e2ntec\u201d. C\u00e2nd pici \u00een gre\u0219eal\u0103, cei 15-17 ochi dubli ai colegilor cad pe tine \u0219i glasul \u021bi se schimb\u0103, se str\u00e2nge pe limb\u0103 miere \u0219i \u201eTantiii!\u201d e moale, de\u0219i strigi, are pe portativ o melodie mai \u201edoinit\u0103\u201d, mai t\u00e2nguit\u0103. C\u00e2t despre ruga-\u00eentrebare \u201eTanti, ne da\u021bi \u0219i nou\u0103 mingea?\u201d&#8230;. Pari cel mai cuminte \u0219i mai nevinovat copil de pe lume. Apleci capul sp\u0103\u0219it, promi\u021bi c\u0103 nu se va mai \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u0219i, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva dojeni primite mul\u021bume\u0219ti frumos \u0219i te scuzi iar. Dup\u0103&#8230;. \u00cencepea r\u0103zboiul fotbalistic. Ne reluam asediul \u00een frunte cu cel desemnat <strong>atacant<\/strong>, una dintre namilele clasei, gen Dorinel Manea \u0219i dac\u0103 aveai \u201enoroc\u201d, primeai cel pu\u021bin un balon \u00een zonele <strong>axilare<\/strong>. Sau ca mine \u00een burt\u0103&#8230;. Am pus jgheaburile, burlanele \u0219i ne-am luat la revedere. A fost probabil ultima noastr\u0103 zi pe care am petrecut-o mai mult \u00eempreun\u0103. De atunci \u00eencoace ne-am v\u0103zut rar \u0219i ne-am salutat \u00een treac\u0103t. Via\u021ba, deh, cu ale ei.<br \/>\n       La b\u0103tr\u00e2na familie St\u0103nescu parc\u0103 nu am executat nicio lucrare, de\u0219i i-am intrat pe poart\u0103, dar, peste drum, la doamna C\u0103enar, am schimbat \u0219i jgheaburile, \u0219i burlanele. Nu u\u0219or. Casa doamnei, cu etaj, are acel impediment, acea greutate de mi\u0219care \u0219i de pozi\u021bionare. Totu\u0219i, trei p\u0103r\u021bi, spre Dediulescu, spre cele dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi de strad\u0103, pere\u021bii sunt goi, drep\u021bi, f\u0103r\u0103 terase sau alte ad\u0103ugiri ca \u00een spate. Sus, dar puteau mi\u0219ca scara doi in\u0219i \u00een voie, fiindc\u0103 proiectantul sau chiar proprietarul a avut inspira\u021bia de a \u021bine casa foarte departe de vecin\u0103t\u0103\u021bi, la cel pu\u021bin trei metri. \u0218i, cel mai important, c\u0103 flor\u0103ria era suficient de lat\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 ofere cap\u0103tului sc\u0103rii un suport solid, sigur \u0219i nu alunecos. S\u0103 lua\u021bi \u00een seam\u0103 \u0219i \u021bigla cu care era pe atunci, tot prin anii 90-2000, acoperit\u0103 casa. La n\u0103zi sal\u021bi dou\u0103 \u00een dreptul lor \u0219i manevrezi pensula, cositorul, ciocanul \u0219i dalta, acul de trasat \u0219i letconul lejer.<br \/>\n       Domnilor, misiunea fund\u0103tura Caisului s-a \u00eencheiat. De aceea mergem acolo unde am r\u0103mas. La familia Arghir. B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 la nr. 6 pe strada Amurgului: Igo 2, B\u0103dic\u0103 4. C\u00e2t tr\u0103ir\u0103 domnul \u0219i doamna, n-am reu\u0219it mai mult de, la fel, c\u00e2teva jgheaburi \u0219i burlane. Dup\u0103 ce am\u00e2ndoi s-au pierdut, fiica \u0219i ginerele, Manuela \u0219i Lucian, nelocuind la R\u00e2mnic, au c\u0103utat o solu\u021bie de a asigura limitele ulicioarei \u0219i p\u0103r\u021bii mai \u00eenguste de pe Amurgului. \u0218i ne-au antamat pe noi. Nu pare mare lucru s\u0103 sudezi c\u00e2teva corniere \u201efr\u00e2nte\u201d la 140 de grade. S\u0103 fie loc numai. \u0218i cum \u00eentre cas\u0103 \u0219i gard n-a r\u0103mas mai mult de jum\u0103tate de metru, strecurarea se face anevoios, cablurile aparatului de sudur\u0103 trebuie mutate de la st\u00e2lp la st\u00e2lp, corpul \u00ee\u0219i h\u00e2rj\u00e2ie de tencuial\u0103 \u021boalele \u0219i te mai \u0219i r\u0103ne\u0219ti. Mai sar brocuri, mai pui m\u00e2na unde nu trebuie&#8230;. La final nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eentinzi s\u00e2rma ghimpat\u0103. Trei r\u00e2nduri. C\u00e2t de greu s\u0103 fie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u0103r\u0103 surprize. Cas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 sui\u0219uri, cobor\u00e2\u0219uri ori alte brizbizuri de-ale zidarilor \u0219i dulgherilor. Patru col\u021buri, burlane c\u00e2te dou\u0103 pe fiecare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24892"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24893,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24892\/revisions\/24893"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}