{"id":24876,"date":"2025-08-18T14:34:30","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T11:34:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24876"},"modified":"2025-08-18T14:34:30","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T11:34:30","slug":"brigada-diverse-mao-nu-sta-ca-moli-a-venit-iute-aici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24876","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (M)ao (n)u (s)t\u0103 c(a) Mol(i), (a) veni(t) i(u)te a(i)ci"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>7 August 2025, ora zero \u0219i ceva minu\u021bele<\/strong><br \/>\n        N-oi face eu apoplexie \u00een tren? Drumul de la Mangalia la Constan\u021ba a r\u0103mas imperturbabil. Cu un mic adaos de neglijen\u021b\u0103 a mecanicilor de locomotiv\u0103 \u0219i impiega\u021bilor de mi\u0219care, anevoioasa cale, de-o unicitate imposibil de egalat, devine deloc practicabil\u0103. Ce vine pe parcurs\u2026. Pe jos, evident, de la caz\u0103ri, \u0219i se urc\u0103 \u00een tren\u2026. Toat\u0103 hoarda moldoveneasc\u0103 \u00eenfr\u0103\u021bit\u0103 dup\u0103 noile str\u00e2nse leg\u0103turi europene. \u0218i oricare le-ar fi na\u021bia, se transform\u0103 \u00een semin\u021bia \u0219tefanian\u0103. Pretind \u0219i mai s\u0103 revolu\u021bioneze practica de distribuire a biletelor \u0219i cea de a\u0219ezare a bagajelor. M\u0103, da\u2019 m-am certat c-o vorbitoare de englez\u0103, presupun c\u0103 englezoaic\u0103\u2026. C\u0103 voia s\u0103 mut eu bagajul din dreptul locurilor noastre ca s\u0103-ncap\u0103 al ei pe partea din spate. I-am tr\u00e2ntit un \u201eThose are my places\u201d \u0219i \u201ePut your bag down\u201d, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai apuc \u0219i \u201eon the floor\u201d de \u0219i-a-nchis pliscul britanic \u0219i s-a conformat rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. Cu moldove\u021bii am tran\u0219at altfel. Pre limba noastr\u0103.<br \/>\n        M\u0103 domn ministru. Degeaba minim abandonul \u00een ultimii ani. Bacalaureatul \u00eenc\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne dincolo de putin\u021ba a jum\u0103tate dintre elevi, profesorii antameaz\u0103 viitorul copiilor pe h\u00e2rtie cu note exorbitante, nemeritat \u0219i riscant \u0219i societatea se confrunt\u0103 deja cu absolven\u021bi de facultate care nu pot \u00eeng\u0103ima dou\u0103 no\u021biuni teoretice din memorie \u0219i nu pot aduna numere de trei cifre f\u0103r\u0103 ajutorul calculatorului de pe telefon. Cu bursele\u2026. V-a\u021bi v\u0103csuit p\u00e2n\u0103 v-a\u021bi m\u00e2njit definitiv!<br \/>\n           Peste tot s-a \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiat nepotismul ca o caracati\u021b\u0103 uciga\u0219\u0103. Acolo, o patalama, c\u0103 se rezolv\u0103 pozi\u021bia. Crede\u021bi c\u0103 numai la facultatea de mecanic\u0103 rudenia are putere de exemplu \u0219i probatorie? S\u0103 fi\u021bi voi s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i c\u00e2te institu\u021bii \u0219i-au \u201emontat\u201d so\u021bii, copii\u0103, nurorile, cuscrii \u0219i cumetrii.<br \/>\n        Dac\u0103 la 13 ani \u201ecopila\u201d era plin\u0103 de aur, de farduri, gene false \u0219i cercei cu perle, cum s\u0103 nu-\u0219i ia lumea \u00een cap? Bine, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 mergea, avea el, r\u0103pitorul, \u0219i pentru ea.<br \/>\n        Sunt vechi lu\u0103rile de instantanee, de-acum o lun\u0103. Tocmai unul ca nea Ciolanu \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103sise s\u0103-l scoat\u0103 mincinos pe Bolojan, c\u0103 nu-i colaps. M\u0103 rog, dumneata nici covrigi n-ai m\u00e2ncat, nici mastica\u021bia nu-\u021bi produce sete.<br \/>\n        Unele\u2026. Dar nu toate pot fi luate drept vorbe de duh. O fi fost el Hemingway, \u00eens\u0103 nu toate c\u0103r\u021bile le po\u021bi socoti prieteni \u0219i nici loiale. Mai sunt \u0219i alte lucruri de care te po\u021bi lipi pe via\u021b\u0103, cu acela\u0219i grad reciproc de amici\u021bie.<br \/>\n        Cam cum arat\u0103 lejeritatea german\u0103 \u00een parlamentul european: cu ziarul r\u0103sfoit, cu m\u00e2inile relaxate la ceaf\u0103, cu corpul toropit pe scaunul de deputat \u0219i g\u00e2nduri de interzicere AfD.<br \/>\n         Unii n-au ce \u0219i a face. M\u0103soar\u0103 temperaturi caniculare. Hai c\u0103 la fier \u0219tiam \u0219i eu de peste 70 de grade, o resimt pe fiecare acoperi\u0219, dar c\u0103 pe asfalt dogore\u0219te mai pu\u021bin cu dou\u0103 grade fa\u021b\u0103 de pavaj\u2026. Dar ce mi-s 49, ce mi-s 50.<br \/>\n         Degeaba, consiliile economic \u0219i social. Consultarea voastr\u0103 nu face un ban pentru popula\u021bie. Negativ la voi, pozitiv la guvern.<br \/>\n         Un \u0219ut \u00een fund popula\u021biei, un \u201epas \u00eenainte\u201d. Dup\u0103 umila tupeist\u0103 p\u0103rere a premierului.<br \/>\n         C\u00e2t \u201ebr\u0103det\u201d din \u0103sta bezmetic s-a \u00eens\u0103m\u00e2n\u021bat \u00een Rom\u00e2nia de vreo treime de secol\u2026. S\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pensii? Mai bine-a\u021bi dormi mai pu\u021bin noaptea \u0219i v-a\u021bi urechea pu\u0219lamalele. M\u0103car pentru zgomotul \u021bevilor de e\u0219apament, dac\u0103 nu pentru altele greu de \u00eenchipuit.<br \/>\n         Mult \u0219i doi ani. F\u0103r\u0103 pre\u0219edin\u021bi la partide, la parlament, la guvern, la \u021bar\u0103. Nea Bolojane.<br \/>\n         Deficitul e al tuturor. Al celor care au acceptat \u0219i au devalizat bugetul. Chiar cu multitudinea de alegeri, care, matematic, pl\u0103tindu-\u0219i servii din sec\u021bii, au g\u0103urit buzunarul statului. Recalcula\u021bi \u0219i-mi ve\u021bi da dreptate. Iar PSD \u0219i PNL ar trebui s\u0103 dea socoteal\u0103. Dincolo de gratii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7 August 2025, ora zero \u0219i ceva minu\u021bele N-oi face eu apoplexie \u00een tren? 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