{"id":24864,"date":"2025-08-15T01:37:13","date_gmt":"2025-08-14T22:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24864"},"modified":"2025-08-15T01:37:13","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T22:37:13","slug":"brigada-diverse-ea-nu-da-nu-ia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24864","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E)a n(u) d(\u0103), n(u) i(a)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29 iulie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n        Rotacismul, Marius, e boal\u0103 veche. \u00cenc\u0103 nu \u0219tiu de ce ai putut suporta ideea idealismului politic, fie el \u0219i PNL-ist. C\u0103 a \u0219i durat&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Da, m\u0103i Neicu\u0219or, s\u0103 sta\u021bi voi bine mersi la mese protocolare un trimestru \u0219i mai bine de at\u00e2t ca s\u0103 v\u0103 negocia\u021bi lovelele \u0219i perioada \u00een care pute\u021bi s\u0103 le extrage\u021bi mai lesne de la proasta popula\u021bie. Nii la el!<br \/>\n         Discut\u0103m despre asasinare ca despre o trebu\u0219oar\u0103 precum&#8230;. \u201eAsasinare cu succes\u201d a ayatolahului&#8230; ce-o mai fi \u0219i \u0103la.<br \/>\n        \u00centr-adev\u0103r, 91 este peste nou\u0103zeci \u0219i fi-vor ele m\u0103suri de austeritate.<br \/>\n        Nu \u0219tiu cine este doamna Alina&#8230;, \u00eens\u0103 aproape c\u0103 ne-a nimerit. Pe Dan \u0219i pe mine. La v\u00e2rsta scof\u00e2lcirii, el mai \u00eenalt, eu mai mic, chinezi am\u00e2ndoi \u0219i cu chipiuri. Noroc c\u0103 unul dintre noi a ie\u0219it de pensie \u0219i nu ar\u0103ta a\u0219a \u00een ultima zi de munc\u0103.<br \/>\n         Mai este c\u00e2te unul care se treze\u0219te dup\u0103 36 de ani c\u0103 Iliescu de\u021bine locul prim la pre\u0219edin\u021bie. Fie c\u0103 a fost chiar \u00eent\u00e2iul, fie c\u0103 altul mai bun Rom\u00e2nia nu a avut \u00eenc\u0103.<br \/>\n        Asta cu premiul Nobel&#8230;. Bre, nea Trump, mai taie ni\u021bel din nominalizare \u0219i crezul c\u0103 numai st\u00e2ngi\u0219tii \u00eel primesc exclusiv.<br \/>\n       De sacrificiu, zice\u021bi. Bolojan \u0219i sacrificatul. M\u0103i fra\u021bilor, \u0103sta e uns cu toate alifiile capitaliste. Dar ve\u021bi vedea \u00een scurt timp ce-i poate pielea. E \u0219i el unul fabricat ca \u0219i nea Iulic\u0103 nu tocmai peste noapte.<br \/>\n        Zelenski&#8230;. Ce-\u021bi va p\u0103\u021bi \u021bie cocoa\u0219a c\u00e2nd s-o trezi omenirea din be\u021bia de r\u0103zboi&#8230;. Nu e\u0219ti preten\u021bios deloc, doar 0,25 din Pib-ul tuturor \u021b\u0103rilor \u201ealiate\u201d. Iaca, de ce n-ar cere oricare dintre ele ajutor celorlalte ca s\u0103-\u0219i dreag\u0103 deficitul? N-o fi \u0103sta soiul egoismului cel mai cel?<br \/>\n       \u0218i Trump&#8230;. La fel face. Se salveaz\u0103 pe sine \u0219i suarezii de la colapsul economic prin cererea de 5 la sut\u0103 din b\u0103nu\u021bii alia\u021bilor Nato. De parc\u0103 ar fi. E o \u00eenchipuire colapsul. Cum \u0219i cre\u0219terea economic\u0103 o nebunie. Nu acesta este rolul economiei, s\u0103 aduc\u0103 surplus? Nu este suficient \u0219i dac\u0103 are constan\u021b\u0103?<br \/>\n       De blocul de 67 de etaje dubaian ce-a ars nu spune nimeni, nu pare un dezastru precum gemenele&#8230;.<br \/>\n        25% din c\u00e2t, domnule ministru al educa\u021biei, vre\u021bi s\u0103 redirec\u021biona\u021bi \u0219i ce formula ingenios legal\u0103 v-ar trebui? O simpl\u0103 dona\u021bie din buzunar nu merge? Ca sa v\u0103 ar\u0103ta\u021bi, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, bonomia.<br \/>\n        P\u0103i da! S\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea, s\u0103 fac\u0103 treab\u0103! Dar s-o fac\u0103!<br \/>\n        Ajustare prin transfer. Pleac\u0103 45 dintr-un loc \u0219i se \u00eenmul\u021besc \u00een alt\u0103 parte. Asta da, reorganizare. Bine\u00een\u021beles, la mai bine \u0219i la mai mult salariu. Ce \u0219ti\u021bi voi?<br \/>\n        Aia cu m\u00e2na lui Nicu\u0219or \u00eempreun\u00e2ndu-se cu-a lui Trump este&#8230; pistol cu ap\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 cei doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti la bra\u021bet\u0103 \u00een lanul de gr\u00e2u. O privire \u00een detaliu v\u0103 va dezv\u0103lui c\u0103 instantaneul este luat pentru publicitate. \u00cen spate, de unde se presupune c\u0103 ar veni trioul, nu se vede urm\u0103 de \u201ecal\u201d. Au stricat ni\u021bel lanul \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i at\u00e2t. Ea&#8230; senil\u0103, ei&#8230; senini!<br \/>\n       Ei, nu bre! E aberant s\u0103 cear\u0103 Trump 5 la sut\u0103, dar nu s\u0103 cear\u0103 Macron c\u00e2t a zis Ursula.<br \/>\n       Boli de cap, boli de&#8230;. Cum s\u0103 dore\u0219ti s\u0103 te suprimi pentru un nimic de evaluare na\u021bional\u0103 la clasa a 8-a? Copii defec\u021bi&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 iulie 2025 Rotacismul, Marius, e boal\u0103 veche. \u00cenc\u0103 nu \u0219tiu de ce ai putut suporta ideea idealismului politic, fie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24864"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24865,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24864\/revisions\/24865"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}