{"id":24862,"date":"2025-08-13T23:23:03","date_gmt":"2025-08-13T20:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24862"},"modified":"2025-08-13T23:23:03","modified_gmt":"2025-08-13T20:23:03","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-realizare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24862","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; \u201eRealizare\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>\u201eRealizare\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A\u0219adar \u0219i prin urmare,<br \/>\ncic\u0103-i mare realizare:<br \/>\nvom intra-n Schengen pe mare&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u0219tim care!<\/p>\n<p>Iar ministrul de resort,<br \/>\ncic\u0103 \u0219i prin aeroport!<br \/>\nDa` io nu-n\u021beleg nici mort:<br \/>\nfacem coliv\u0103, sau tort?<\/p>\n<p>E o chestie ce-mi scap\u0103:<br \/>\ne de bine, sau e \u021beap\u0103?<br \/>\nS-a defectat vreo \u201esupap\u0103\u201d<br \/>\nde intr\u0103m numai pe ap\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103-mi iau, de Revelion,<br \/>\nbilete de avion,<br \/>\nsau \u0103sta e doar un zvon,<br \/>\n\u0219i-o s\u0103 stau tot pe balcon?<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103-i dup\u0103 mintea mea,<br \/>\neu am \u00een\u021beles a\u0219a:<br \/>\ns-a negociat ceva<br \/>\n\u0219i s-a primit&#8230; altceva!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, cic\u0103 s-a \u0219i dat,<br \/>\n\u0219i de-aia s-au \u201e\u00eenmuiat\u201d<br \/>\n\u0103ia de-au negociat,<br \/>\nfenomenul de \u201eintrat\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Le-a\u0219 zice o ur\u0103tur\u0103,<br \/>\nce se termin\u0103 cu&#8230; \u201e\u00een gur\u0103!\u201d<br \/>\nc\u0103 ne-au luat din pr\u0103jitur\u0103,<br \/>\ntocmai partea cu glazur\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Au zis c\u0103 ne-o dau pe toat\u0103,<br \/>\nca s\u0103 termin\u0103m odat\u0103,<br \/>\ndar, ne-au dat doar o bucat\u0103<br \/>\niar cu restul&#8230; alt\u0103dat\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Unii, zic c\u0103-i bucurie,<br \/>\nal\u021bii, zic c\u0103-i infamie,<br \/>\n\u0219i a\u0219a, nimeni nu \u0219tie,<br \/>\nce ar trebui s\u0103 fie!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, capul \u00eel plec\u0103m,<br \/>\nca de obicei ced\u0103m,<br \/>\nprintre din\u021bi \u00eei \u00eenjur\u0103m,<br \/>\ndar, m\u00e2inile le pup\u0103m!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103, ne-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat a\u0219a<br \/>\ns\u0103 primim, totu\u0219i, ceva,<br \/>\nnu conteaz\u0103 ce ne-or da,<br \/>\nom tr\u0103i \u0219i-om mai vedea!<\/p>\n<p>Nu putem noi, fiii ploii,<br \/>\nnoi, cu transhuman\u021ba oii<br \/>\nca s\u0103 facem pe eroii,<br \/>\nlupt\u00e2ndu-ne cu \u201evulpoii\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103 strig\u0103m din pl\u0103m\u00e2ni:<br \/>\n\u201eM\u00e2ndri c\u0103 suntem rom\u00e2ni!\u201d,<br \/>\nSuntem slugi la mul\u021bi st\u0103p\u00e2ni,<br \/>\ncare sunt pe-aici, \u201ejup\u00e2ni\u201d!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Asta nu-i o ur\u0103tur\u0103,<br \/>\nci e doar o pic\u0103tur\u0103<br \/>\ndin acea \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103<br \/>\nce se termin\u0103 cu&#8230; \u201e\u00een gur\u0103!\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eRealizare\u201d A\u0219adar \u0219i prin urmare, cic\u0103-i mare realizare: vom intra-n Schengen pe mare&#8230; \u00cens\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u0219tim care! 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