{"id":24858,"date":"2025-08-12T23:56:40","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T20:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24858"},"modified":"2025-08-12T23:56:40","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T20:56:40","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aservii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24858","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase – Aservii"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u0103 nu scriu prostii, s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc ca-n pove\u0219tile pe rol\u0103 de film.
\n Dar tot nu-mi sare din creier spre tastatur\u0103 numele familiei din col\u021bul fund\u0103turii, desigur \u0219i deloc evident, de pe partea dreapt\u0103, vecin\u0103 cu biserica. Mic la stat, \u00eendesat \u0219i c-un ochi deta\u0219at spre m\u0103slin\u0103. Capul. B\u00e2iguisem despre cum acest mic col\u021b de rai al copil\u0103riei \u0219i-a schimbat sistemul cadastral deodat\u0103 cu perfectarea limitelor propriet\u0103\u021bii \u0219i nevoilor doamnei doctor Dediulescu. Nu m\u0103 pune\u021bi s\u0103 jur c\u0103 exist\u0103 vreo vin\u0103, nu m\u0103 pune\u021bi s\u0103 declar cu m\u00e2na pe autoriza\u021bia de construc\u021bie \u0219i cartea funciar\u0103. Nu cunosc \u0219i nu am niciun interes. Doar \u00eencerc s\u0103 marchez \u00eenceputul sf\u00e2r\u0219itului unor imagini, a unor obi\u0219nuin\u021be c\u0103rora li s-a pus lan\u021b \u0219i demarca\u021bie. \u0218i fir-ar mama ei de stranie coinciden\u021b\u0103. C\u0103 pune om normal pe g\u00e2nduri, \u00eei suce\u0219te min\u021bile \u0219i d\u0103 \u00een patimi pe care nu \u0219tia c\u0103 le-ar purta imanent, b\u0103 dau s\u0103 ias\u0103 din carcasa cerebral\u0103, dau s\u0103 se \u00eembulzeasc\u0103 la extremit\u0103\u021bile gurii \u0219i s\u0103 se verse religios. Nu \u00eenc\u0103 la mine, de\u0219i am deseori adres\u0103ri c\u0103tre D\u00e2nsul\u2026 \u0219i chiar dojeni. Cum st\u0103team eu la sporov\u0103ial\u0103 cu \u2018mneavoastr\u0103, na c\u0103 sun\u0103 telefonul \u0219i de la cap\u0103tul cel\u0103lalt, un megie\u0219 al zonei, vecin la dos cu \u00eenc\u0103 un \u201ecaz \u00een lucru\u201d, viitor, dar \u0219i cu doctor doctor D., \u00eemi pune la acum \u0219i stringent traseul nec\u0103lcat de la Stelu\u021ba Bo\u021bocan \u00eencoace, vreo trei ani, nici atunci complet: firul ne\u00eentrerupt \u00eentre Amurgului \u0219i Br\u00e2ncoveanu, via \u201edou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi gard biseric\u0103 spate\u201d. Ultima dat\u0103 aproape c\u0103 reu\u0219isem, c\u00e2nd darnic\u0103, doctoreasa – cu directiv\u0103 de la Violeta (cealalt\u0103) \u0219i deplasarea \u00eentreg personalului – ne pusese pe drumuri pentru c\u00e2teva ghivece cu cop\u0103cei \u00een toat\u0103 regula, pentru \u201e\u00eembog\u0103\u021birea patrimoniului floricol al Centrului Cultural\u201d \u0219i descongestionarea holului doamnei – tr\u0103ia \u0219i domnul. Domnul care, b\u0103nuiesc, a cabulipsit s\u0103 depun\u0103 garajul \u00een maniera care s\u0103 nu mai permit\u0103 dec\u00e2t propriul trafic spre Br\u00e2ncoveanu. \u00cel ata\u0219ase<\/strong> f\u0103los cu u\u0219a c\u0103tre c\u0103minul de la Confec\u021bii. Da, m\u0103i fra\u021bilor! Cum m\u0103 tot bate g\u00e2ndul, abstract \u0219i deloc viabil, s\u0103 cump\u0103r toate casele de pe strada P\u0103cii, \u00eentre Bagdat bust \u0219i cap\u0103tul extrem \u0219i s\u0103lbatic – un adev\u0103rat western ruleaz\u0103 sear\u0103 de sear\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n noaptea cea mai profund\u0103 – al liceului economic – care numai economie de inutilitate nu face chem\u00e2nd la datoria inform\u0103rii pe to\u021bi incapabilii, pe to\u021bi restan\u021bii la bun sim\u021b, la voin\u021ba integr\u0103rii \u00eentr-o societate cu scaun la cap -, dup\u0103 care s\u0103 cer \u00eenchiderea – pentru lini\u0219tea \u0219i siguran\u021ba mea, egoist\u0103, dar din ce \u00een ce mai necesar\u0103 – tronsonului de drum public, a\u0219a a reu\u0219it mai sus numita s\u0103 conving\u0103 autorit\u0103\u021bile c\u0103 ulicioara se termin\u0103 exact la col\u021bul garajului, loc cu doi bulumaci, unul de metal, \u00eenfipt definitiv, \u0219i unul ca de parcare, c\u00e2t s\u0103-mi ajung\u0103 la coaps\u0103, sus, portocaliu, la trei \u0219uruburi. Desigur, sunt avizele<\/strong> aliniate pe h\u00e2rtie \u0219i sistematizarea stradal\u0103 \u201eg\u00e2ndit\u0103\u201d \u0219i definitiv\u0103, nu m-oi pune eu acum la procese. Cele de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n la ini\u021biatori. A\u0219a mi-am reamintit, purt\u00e2nd pas l\u00e2ng\u0103 pas \u00een sens invers, c\u0103 fosta c\u0103su\u021b\u0103, renovat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la final de contabilul plinu\u021b, cu p\u0103r alb \u0219i oarecum nelini\u0219tit de piept\u0103n – ceva \u00een genul lui D\u0103nu\u021b B\u0103l\u0103cianu -, c\u0103ruia i-am pierdut identitatea, a devenit un imobil cu etaj, \u00een manier\u0103 elegant\u0103 pe c\u00e2t de infatuat proiectul \u0219i futurist, a\u0219a am descoperit c\u0103 exact la col\u021bul gardului bisericii, vizavi, casa micu\u021b\u0103 a doamnei blonde cu p\u0103r prins \u00een coad\u0103, cu doi fra\u021bi gemeni – sper s\u0103 nu-i al\u0103tur \u0219i s\u0103-i amestec \u0219i ca vecini, \u0219i ca rudenie -, unde ne-am rupt coatele \u00een noile jgheaburi prin anii 90 de final, a schimbat tabla, astfel am v\u0103zut c\u0103 pe la Vilian lucrurile stau cum le \u0219tiam. Da, dac\u0103 n-a\u0219 fi escaladat umbrarul de vie al lui Br\u0103du\u021b \u0219i nu m-a\u0219 fi coco\u021bat \u00een v\u00e2rful acoperi\u0219ului, n-a\u0219 fi observat c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i doamna C\u0103enar ori fiul au pus \u021bigl\u0103 metalic\u0103. Ro\u0219ie. De fapt, de sus vezi ce n-a v\u0103zut Parisul \u0219i te sim\u021bi ca p\u0103s\u0103rile, liber.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u0103 nu scriu prostii, s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc ca-n pove\u0219tile pe rol\u0103 de film. Dar tot nu-mi sare din creier spre<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24858"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24858"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24859,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24858\/revisions\/24859"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}