{"id":24790,"date":"2025-07-02T23:28:28","date_gmt":"2025-07-02T20:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24790"},"modified":"2025-07-02T23:28:28","modified_gmt":"2025-07-02T20:28:28","slug":"brigada-diverse-e-un-risc-tipa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24790","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E) u(n) (r)isc (t)ipa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>10, 11 iunie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n        Uneori ai nevoie de un dram de noroc. Ce s\u0103 fie acesta? O aliniere favorabil\u0103 de evenimente. \u0218i totu\u0219i. Ce-ar fi ca fiecare meserie s\u0103 aib\u0103 nevoie de astfel de noroc? Am tr\u0103i cu spaima e\u0219ecului. Osp\u0103tarul c\u0103 nu va reu\u0219i s\u0103 duc\u0103 \u00eentreg con\u021binutul farfuriei de ciorb\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la masa clientului. \u0218oferul de taxi c\u0103 nu va ajunge cu ma\u0219ina \u0219i clientul \u00eentregi la destina\u021bie. Sunetistul c\u0103 va rata la to\u021bi arti\u0219tii perinda\u021bi pe scen\u0103 un reglaj ponderat \u0219i audibil, coerent pentru spectatorii prezen\u021bi la reprezenta\u021bie. \u0218i muzicianul c\u0103 va gre\u0219i fiecare not\u0103 din noianul de \u00een\u0219irat \u00een una, dou\u0103 ori nenum\u0103rate melodii. \u00cen fine, c\u0103 medicul chirurg, ajuns \u00een ma\u021bele pacientului, va t\u0103ia sau va coase eronat \u201etumori\u201d, respectiv vene, p\u0103r\u021bi din organe, mu\u0219chi etc. N-ar avea rost s\u0103 spunem c\u00e2te \u201erele\u201d se pot \u00eent\u00e2mpla la fiecare ac\u021biune ale meseria\u0219ilor, c\u0103ci to\u021bi, inclusiv profesorii, cei care practic\u0103 o meserie se numesc meseria\u0219i. Pledoaria, aproape avoc\u0103\u021beasc\u0103, are scopul de a risipi \u0219i din activitatea fotbali\u0219tilor, \u00een special rom\u00e2ni, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd de la echipa na\u021bional\u0103, acest eres p\u0103gubos, al plutirii norocului pe deasupra capetelor lor, deja mult mai pre\u021bioase dec\u00e2t posibilit\u0103\u021bile. \u0218tiin\u021b\u0103, domnilor, munc\u0103, repeti\u021bie \u0219i constan\u021b\u0103. Din aceste ingrediente sunt fabrica\u021bi to\u021bi oamenii care practic\u0103 orice meserie.<br \/>\n       Parc\u0103 \u201e3\u201d era titlul unei tablete \u00een care dezavuam c\u00e2teva dintre obiceiurile nepotrivite femeilor. \u0218i cam \u00een acela\u0219i loc, pe strada Tudor Vladimirescu, de 22 de ani preferat\u0103 ca traseu spre centrul ora\u0219ului &#8211; nu neap\u0103rat acolo, chiar \u00een buricul lui -, am rev\u0103zut acel ceva ce m-a \u0219i determinat s\u0103 scriu acum vreo 12 ani. O femeie, cu vreo dou\u0103 decenii mai mic\u0103 dec\u00e2t declan\u0219atoarea, alerg\u0103toare, \u00een dreptul casei \u00een construc\u021bie a lui D\u0103nu\u021b Marin, \u00eentr-o clip\u0103 de r\u0103gaz, \u0219i-a aplicat degetul mare al m\u00e2inii drepte \u00een nara aferent\u0103 \u0219i a suflat un mucus ce mai s\u0103 sparg\u0103 bordurile fragile nou instalate acum aproximativ un deceniu. Ur\u00e2t, \u201edoamn\u0103\u201d! Mai c\u0103 m\u0103 voi g\u00e2ndi \u0219i eu, \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, la expector\u0103rile mele stradale, de\u0219i ferite de privirile altora, de\u0219i aruncate \u00een locuri cu totul ascunse.<br \/>\n      Propunerea mea: \u00eenchide\u021bi toate str\u0103zile pentru circula\u021bia ma\u0219inilor.<br \/>\n      S\u0103 d\u0103m! S\u0103 aib\u0103 \u0219i Ucraina arme. C\u00e2t despre Praid&#8230;. C\u00e2t despre educa\u021bia copiilor noastre&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Uite la olandezi. Sunt aproape gata s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 grani\u021bele pentru emigran\u021bi. Urm\u0103torii?<br \/>\n      B\u0103rba\u021bii. Babele ce caut\u0103 cu pu\u0219ca-n m\u00e2n\u0103? 60 de ani pentru mobilizare&#8230;. Nu v\u0103 spune nimic astfel de demers ucrainean? Nu \u00eencepuse \u0219i Hitler a\u0219a, n-a sf\u00e2r\u0219it cu copiii solda\u021bi?<br \/>\n       Gomo\u0219enia asta, acest str\u00e2mbat din nas. Cum iese vreun pre\u0219edinte \u201estr\u00e2mb\u201d, cum \u00eencep \u201einvestitorii\u201d s\u0103 fac\u0103 praf moneda na\u021bional\u0103. De parc\u0103 nu a\u0219a c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 d\u00e2n\u0219ii? Dup\u0103 noi, polonezii.<br \/>\n        So\u021b nu este Nicu\u0219or, nu are acte. Tat\u0103, doar fiindc\u0103 trebuia cineva scris pe certificatul de na\u0219tere.<br \/>\n        Hai&#8230;. Nu influen\u021beaz\u0103 niciun baraj rota\u021bia p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. La c\u00e2te sunt \u00een lume, ar fi trebuit s\u0103 se \u00eenv\u00e2rt\u0103 cu intermiten\u021be. Bazaconii. Nu stau s\u0103 fac socoteli.<br \/>\n       Da, bre! Noi am ocupat Bucovina! A\u0219a, nea Zelenski, pune-ne pumnu-n gur\u0103!<br \/>\n       Nu, domnule, nu ave\u021bi niciun amestec \u00een alegeri. P\u0103i, am v\u0103zut eu la televizor de bucurie pe Macron c\u0103 particip\u0103 Lasconi, ce fericire, ulterior, c\u0103 Nicu\u0219or este \u00een c\u0103r\u021bi. Ce, \u0103sta este amestec?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10, 11 iunie 2025 Uneori ai nevoie de un dram de noroc. Ce s\u0103 fie acesta? 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