{"id":24766,"date":"2025-06-25T21:56:06","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T18:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24766"},"modified":"2025-06-25T21:56:06","modified_gmt":"2025-06-25T18:56:06","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-azaleei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24766","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Azaleei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>           De-am fi \u0219tiut noi cum e cu politica&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Noi, pro\u0219tii, crezusem c\u0103 sunt ai Vr\u00e2ncioaiei feciori destoinici, v\u00e2njo\u0219i, determina\u021bi. Nu pusesem la socoteal\u0103 c\u0103 domnul primar, alb la p\u0103r, bronzat la ten, putea comanda gredere la discre\u021bie ca s\u0103-l scoat\u0103 repede \u00een capitala celui mai sudic jude\u021b moldav. De\u0219i se \u00eenturnase la ale sale mai devreme dec\u00e2t am \u00eempachetat noi, ma\u0219inile cu lam\u0103 circulau \u00eenc\u0103, \u00een virtutea iner\u021biei, ori poate de mai departe urma s\u0103 se mai \u00eentoarne vreun \u0219ef, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-ne \u0219i nou\u0103 o cale circulabil\u0103 la vitez\u0103 de la decent pu\u021bin \u00een jos. De fapt, mult mai decent dec\u00e2t \u00ee\u0219i poate dori oricine pe vremea cea mai rea posibil\u0103. Parc\u0103-l apucasem pe Dumnezeu de picioare. \u00cen ritmul a 50 de kilometri pe or\u0103, am fi ajuns pe la opt acas\u0103. Numai c\u0103&#8230;. Una-i Moldova \u0219i alta \u021aara Rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. Reg\u0103\u021benii sunt mai fuduli, mai puturo\u0219i. Grederele disp\u0103ruser\u0103 undeva \u00eenainte de grani\u021b\u0103. Locul acela din cea mai joas\u0103 parte a \u0219oselei, dintre Slobozia Bradului \u0219i R\u00e2mnic, un fel de groap\u0103 din care ori ie\u0219i la lumin\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i nu ie\u0219i c\u00e2nd te \u00eendrep\u021bi spre Foc\u0219ani, e cu totul neagr\u0103 din pricina bulucirii demografice a \u021biganilor -, ori te ia groaza de nep\u0103sare, unde gr\u0103ni\u021buirea a r\u0103mas la acela\u0219i nivel estetic ca-n vremea comunismului, ce-mi aminte\u0219te mereu de o b\u0103rcu\u021b\u0103 stingher\u0103 pe valuri mult prea mari dec\u00e2t putin\u021ba ei de a le str\u0103bate (o fi de vin\u0103 \u0219i termometrul albastru marin din peretele coanei Nela, bunica). Z\u0103pada st\u0103tea \u00eencremenit\u0103 peste tot, \u00eenfr\u0103\u021bise c\u00e2mpul \u0219i \u0219oseaua \u0219i viscolea de&#8230;. Nu mai sim\u021beam m\u00e2ini, picioare, corp. Dacia nu a avut niciodat\u0103 vreun sistem de \u00eenc\u0103lzire eficient, mai ales a lui Mi\u0219ov. Am oprit. Fiindc\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belegeam pe unde ar putea fi <strong>asfaltul<\/strong>, dup\u0103 marea defri\u0219are a cire\u0219ilor de alt\u0103dat\u0103. \u0218i pentru c\u0103 Masc\u0103, umplut din bel\u0219ug cu lichide, nu se mai putea \u021bine. Frumuse\u021bea n-a fost deloc printre atuurile lui. \u00cens\u0103 \u00een acea diminea\u021b\u0103 criminal\u0103 &#8211; <strong>asasin\u0103<\/strong> de-a dreptul &#8211; ar\u0103ta cu totul altfel. <strong>Ascetic<\/strong>, pe locul din spate, \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit \u00eentre ce nu \u00eenc\u0103puse \u00een portbagaj \u0219i pe portbagaj, ie\u0219it de for\u021b\u0103 major\u0103 \u00een vifor, eu \u0219i Mi\u0219ov n-am avut cum s\u0103-l <strong>asemuim<\/strong>, s\u0103-l <strong>asociem<\/strong>, dec\u00e2t cu Baba Cloan\u021ba. Am r\u00e2s p\u00e2n\u0103 la <strong>asfixie<\/strong>. Ne-a fost dat s\u0103 <strong>asist\u0103m<\/strong> la cea mai bun\u0103 masc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 niciun retu\u0219 \u0219i cu un minim de recuzit\u0103: paltonul parpalac, asortat cu pantalonii negru murdar, \u0219i un fular \u00eenf\u0103\u0219urat din jurul cre\u0219tetului p\u00e2n\u0103 sub b\u0103rbie. \u0218i nasul mare din dotare. A ie\u0219it. De intrat&#8230;. I-au trebuit vreo trei minute s\u0103 urineze. Mai s\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021be jetul \u00eentre&#8230; \u0219i z\u0103pad\u0103. C\u00e2te un r\u00e2nd de cruci am executat, cei r\u0103ma\u0219i \u00een autoturism de a\u0219a minune. N-a sc\u0103pat de \u201eprietene\u0219tile\u201d apostrof\u0103ri. \u201eM\u0103i animalule, c\u00e2t ai b\u0103gat \u00een tine? \u00cen loc s\u0103 te \u00eenfigi \u00een <strong>aspicul<\/strong> din meniu, de \u0219orici \u0219i babic, ai turnat coniac \u0219i vin ca un porc!\u201d Desigur, alcoolul cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 ap\u0103, mai mult f\u0103r\u0103, \u00eengurgitat \u00eentre programe. \u0218i-am purces la&#8230;. Care drum? No\u021biunea pierise odat\u0103 cu marea alb\u0103 a\u0219ternut\u0103 din toate punctele orizontului p\u00e2n\u0103 la noi, deodat\u0103 cu somnul ad\u00e2nc \u00een care se compl\u0103ceau administra\u021biile statului toate. Cam 10 kilometri str\u0103b\u0103tu\u021bi \u00een o or\u0103. \u00cen ora\u0219&#8230;. Dormea om\u0103tul nestingherit. La Casa de Cultur\u0103 ne-am blocat. Un metru de z\u0103pad\u0103 st\u0103tea \u00eentre noi \u0219i domnul B\u0103dic\u0103. Casa lui. Din p\u0103rcule\u021b \u0219i Igo p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Casa&#8230;, din&#8230; &#8211; iar m\u0103 fur\u0103 uitarea \u0219i m\u0103 face s\u0103 uit numele vecinului mare fiu de vechi comerciant (Sorin&#8230;) &#8211; p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een gazda mea, din garaje \u0219i casa &#8211; \u00eenc\u0103 na\u021bionalizat\u0103 &#8211; mamei, tat\u0103lui, fra\u021bilor p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ulicioar\u0103 \u0219i domnul Arghir, \u0219i tot a\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0218coala 1 \u0219i h\u0103t, mai departe, apocaliptica prim\u0103 zi a anului 2000 ne z\u0103d\u0103r\u00e2se accesul spre sta\u021bionare \u0219i meritatul somn. Ce facem? Cum ajungem s\u0103 desc\u0103rc\u0103m ma\u0219ina de toate cele? Simplu! D\u0103m la lopat\u0103. De la col\u021b &#8211; c-a\u0219a i-am zis noi mereu col\u021bului cl\u0103dirii Casei de Cultur\u0103, cel din dreapta, bine\u00een\u021beles \u0219i celui din st\u00e2nga &#8211; p\u00e2n\u0103 la por\u021bi \u0219i de la por\u021bi c\u00e2t s\u0103 intre Dacia \u00een curte, cu ele deschise, \u0219i eu \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De-am fi \u0219tiut noi cum e cu politica&#8230;. Noi, pro\u0219tii, crezusem c\u0103 sunt ai Vr\u00e2ncioaiei feciori destoinici, v\u00e2njo\u0219i, determina\u021bi. 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