{"id":24753,"date":"2025-06-23T21:05:47","date_gmt":"2025-06-23T18:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24753"},"modified":"2025-06-23T21:06:08","modified_gmt":"2025-06-23T18:06:08","slug":"brigada-diverse-cei-ca-ralea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24753","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C(e)i (c)a (R)alea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5 iunie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n       N-au g\u0103sit nimic altceva dintr-o fosil\u0103 dec\u00e2t o tumor\u0103. \u0218i cum v-a\u021bi dat seama ce e?<br \/>\n       \u00cemp\u0103r\u021bit la cinci lei nu-s mai mult de 3,5 milioane de euro. P\u0103i, nea Bolojane, \u0103\u0219tia sunt plata la utilit\u0103\u021bi pe o lun\u0103 la Senatul din care ai redus personalul. Probabil tot a\u0219a, femeile de serviciu, administratorii, electricienii&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u00eentre un omor \u00een fa\u021ba copilului \u0219i unul doar \u00een fa\u021ba criminalului? Niciuna. \u0218i doar \u00eenchis pe via\u021b\u0103, nu pedeapsa cu moartea? No bine, cucoan\u0103, noroc c\u0103 uciga\u0219ul \u0219i-a f\u0103cut pentru sine justi\u021bia suprem\u0103. Altfel ar fi tr\u0103it \u0219i azi.<br \/>\n       Doar \u00een state mai c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 unii din te miri ce. Precum un c\u0103l\u0103tor, chitarist \u0219i interpret de muzic\u0103 country (e o cacofonie permis\u0103), cu avionul, al c\u0103rui instrument a fost ferfeni\u021bat de compania aerian\u0103. \u0218i s-a \u021binut omul de capul lor un an. Degeaba. A cerut desp\u0103gubiri&#8230;. Ioc. \u0218i s-a pus omul pe compus. \u0218i-a compus din var\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n sear\u0103 \u0103l c\u00e2ntec mai c\u00e2ntec dec\u00e2t toate c\u00e2ntecele ca s\u0103-\u0219i verse oful. \u0218i-a f\u0103cut omul 22 de milioane de vizualiz\u0103ri, devenind mondial. \u0218i v\u0103z\u00e2nd a\u0219a, compania l-a implorat s\u0103 \u0219tearg\u0103 melodia, c\u0103 i-a f\u0103cut pagube de 10 procente la ac\u021biuni \u00een numai patru zile. A zis ba omul. \u0218i-a r\u0103mas el cu dou\u0103 chitare de la firma Taylor \u0219i v-am spus poveste-a\u0219a.<br \/>\n        Zdren\u021boiul uciga\u0219 mi-a amintit de c\u00e2rciumarul devenit \u0219i el scriitor dup\u0103 revela\u021bii de evaziune. Mai p-aci pe la Buz\u0103u.<br \/>\n        Ia uite cum ne fac studio\u0219ii, pe noi \u0103\u0219tia c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi, demen\u021bi. C\u0103 \u0103i celibatari ar sta mai bine cu capul. La cum se tr\u0103ie\u0219te ast\u0103zi, concubinatic, haotic, f\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u021bii, nu v\u0103d relevan\u021ba. Compar\u0103m mere cu pere.<br \/>\n       O&#8230;. Dac\u0103 nu citeam culegerea de povestiri Zidul, a lui Sartre, mai c\u0103 eram ne\u0219tiincios. Copil\u0103ria unui st\u0103p\u00e2n&#8230;. Precum un patron buzoian care, din aceea\u0219i \u201edatorie\u201d asumat\u0103, asigur\u0103 burse copiilor angaja\u021bilor.<br \/>\n       Dar despre ce este vorba \u00een fotbal, Macroane? Nu cam tot ce este vorba \u00eentr-un r\u0103zboi? \u201evom urm\u0103ri, vom pedepsi&#8230;\u201d. Nu mai cur\u00e2nd vom educa, vom reevalua comportamentul de pe stadioane \u0219i-l vom legifera?<br \/>\n       Nu e nimic de f\u0103cut. Niciun plan nu va avea vreo rezolvare. Educa\u021bia la nivel \u0219colar este sub semnul pericolului, dac\u0103 nu se jaloneaz\u0103 \u0219i se reconsider\u0103 comportamentul, v\u00e2rsta intr\u0103rii \u00een clasa \u00eent\u00e2i, v\u00e2rsta de ob\u021binere a carnetului de \u0219ofer \u0219i multe altele. Informa\u021biile materiilor? Aproape c\u0103 nu mai valoreaz\u0103 nimic f\u0103r\u0103 restatuarea eticii \u0219i moralei.<br \/>\n       Mai uita\u021bi-v\u0103, blitz24, la ce scrie\u021bi. Pentru manifestare antifasciste n-ai cum s\u0103 prime\u0219ti \u00eenchisoare. Pentru sus\u021binerea mi\u0219c\u0103rilor fasciste da. E grea limba rom\u00e2n\u0103!<br \/>\n      Tot de sus \u00een jos concomitent se face ordine. Doar s\u0103 doreasc\u0103 generalii sute s\u0103-\u0219i dea jos stelele de pe um\u0103r \u0219i cei mici s\u0103 se mai uite la viabilitatea fiin\u021b\u0103rii lor prin armat\u0103 \u0219i poli\u021bie. C\u0103 v\u0103d destui care ocup\u0103 locul doar de frumuse\u021be.<br \/>\n      S\u0103 faci ce, m\u0103 Nicu\u0219or, \u00een SUA?<br \/>\n      Treaba lor, concubinaj, ascunderi de averi, c\u00e2\u0219tiguri nedeclarate&#8230;. Se poart\u0103. S\u0103 n-aib\u0103 nimeni vreo obliga\u021bie, s\u0103 facem din familie o chestie futil\u0103, superfluu.<br \/>\n       \u0102sta om, Viktor. Nu vrea r\u0103zboi \u0219i-\u0219i va proteja poporul \u0219i \u021bara.<br \/>\n       Nu \u00eentr-un grup de \u021b\u0103ri cu deficit excesiv, Nicu\u0219or, ci \u00een singurul grup de \u021b\u0103ri \u00een situa\u021bie jalnic\u0103. Desigur, noi cu cel mai mare. Ultima g\u0103in\u0103 din aceast\u0103 menajerie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 iunie 2025 N-au g\u0103sit nimic altceva dintr-o fosil\u0103 dec\u00e2t o tumor\u0103. \u0218i cum v-a\u021bi dat seama ce e? \u00cemp\u0103r\u021bit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24753"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24753"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24755,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24753\/revisions\/24755"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}