{"id":24732,"date":"2025-06-11T20:54:15","date_gmt":"2025-06-11T17:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24732"},"modified":"2025-06-11T20:54:15","modified_gmt":"2025-06-11T17:54:15","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-primiti-cu-boicotul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24732","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Primi\u021bi cu boicotul?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Aho, aho, rom\u00e2ni frustra\u021bi
\nsta\u021bi pu\u021bin \u0219i nu striga\u021bi
\nc\u0103 de Bruxelles a\u021bi fost fura\u021bi
\n\u0219i de-aia boicota\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 azi, dom` Pre\u0219edinte,
\ncu o foaie dinainte
\nc\u0103ci altfel nu \u021bine minte
\na zis c\u0103 s\u0103 fim cu minte!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 nu mai boicot\u0103m
\ns\u0103 st\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m
\ndoar trei luni s\u0103 mai r\u0103bd\u0103m
\n\u0219i \u00een martie intr\u0103m!<\/p>\n

Zice c\u0103 nu se cuvine
\n\u0219i \u00eel facem de ru\u0219ine
\nla puterile str\u0103ine,
\niar asta nu este bine!<\/p>\n

\u0218i ne spune cu emfaz\u0103
\nc\u0103 d\u00e2nsul negociaz\u0103,
\np\u00e2n` se \u00eemprim\u0103v\u0103reaz\u0103,
\n\u0219i c\u0103 nu se ru\u0219ineaz\u0103!<\/p>\n

Ne mai spune, a\u0219a, rece,
\nc\u0103 furia ne va trece
\nc\u00e2nd b\u0103ncilor austriece
\nprofitul o s\u0103 le sece…<\/p>\n

Poate eu n-am urm\u0103rit,
\ndiscursul p\u00e2n` la sf\u00e2r\u0219it,
\nda` voi poate-a\u021bi auzit:
\na zis c\u0103-i dezam\u0103git?<\/p>\n

C\u0103-i \u0219i sup\u0103rat, cumva,
\n\u0219i c\u0103 nu se a\u0219tepta
\nca, taman Austria
\ns\u0103 ne fac\u0103 a\u0219a ceva?<\/p>\n

C\u0103 eu, poate-oi mai tr\u0103i
\n\u0219i poate l-oi auzi
\nc\u0103 at\u00e2ta c\u00e2t va fi
\nnu se mai duce la schi!<\/p>\n

Sau, s\u0103 zic\u0103 el vreodat\u0103,
\nc\u0103 p\u0103durea defri\u0219at\u0103,
\nde austrieci t\u0103iat\u0103
\no s\u0103 \u00eenceteze-odat\u0103!<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 a\u0219tept mult \u0219i bine
\nvreo cincisute de Luni pline
\nca s\u0103 vin\u0103 de la sine
\naste vorbe a\u0219a, blajine!<\/p>\n

Acuma, c\u0103 s-a-nt\u00e2mplat,
\n\u0219i intrarea am ratat,
\nne-apucar\u0103m de-njurat
\npe-\u0103ia ce-au negociat!<\/p>\n

Pentru asta-s vinova\u021bi,
\n\u0219i nu trebuie ierta\u021bi,
\nc\u00e2nd or cere s\u0103-i vota\u021bi,
\nSchengenul s\u0103 le-ar\u0103ta\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Ciolacu, Rare\u0219, Bode, Ciuc\u0103,
\n\u00een genunchi, pe coji de nuc\u0103
\nIar Iohannis s\u0103 se duc\u0103
\np\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een stepa calmuc\u0103!<\/p>\n

Unde-a-n\u021b\u0103rcat mutu` iapa,
\n\u0219i s\u0103 dea numai cu sapa
\nf\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 apa,
\nfiindc\u0103 ne tr\u0103ser\u0103 clapa!<\/p>\n

Ei, dar cred c\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i voi,
\nc\u0103 nu este cum vrem noi
\n\u0219i tot s-or g\u0103si vreo doi
\ns\u0103 spuie c-au fost de soi!<\/p>\n

\u00cemi \u00eenchei aici tirada
\n\u0219i \u00eenchid \u0219i acolada
\no s\u0103 trec pe zebr\u0103 strada
\nca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 doar\u0103… noada!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 m\u00e2ine nu apar,
\n\u00eentr-un ziar, la vreun ferpar,
\nnici ca sf\u00e2nt \u00een calendar,
\ns\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c-am zis \u00een zadar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Primi\u021bi cu boicotul? Aho, aho, rom\u00e2ni frustra\u021bi sta\u021bi pu\u021bin \u0219i nu striga\u021bi c\u0103 de Bruxelles a\u021bi fost fura\u021bi \u0219i de-aia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24732"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24732"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24733,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24732\/revisions\/24733"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}