{"id":24695,"date":"2025-06-04T22:19:56","date_gmt":"2025-06-04T19:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24695"},"modified":"2025-06-04T22:19:56","modified_gmt":"2025-06-04T19:19:56","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ascidii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24695","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ascidii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Numai luni nu \u00eencercasem o criz\u0103 puternic\u0103 de cervical\u0103. Dar ce mi-e luni, ce mi-e mar\u021bi, miercuri sau maxim joi?<br \/>\n        Din senin. Se instaleaz\u0103 \u0219i nu se mai las\u0103, de afurisit\u0103, cu niciun pumn de pastile. Cum nici nisipul din ochi nu se l\u0103sase scurs cu nicio zeam\u0103 de xilin\u0103, cu nicio pomad\u0103 popular\u0103 de cartofi cu spirt ori simpla a\u0219ternere \u00een fundul pernei cu pupilele acoperite de pleoape. \u0218i nu e un pl\u00e2ns obi\u0219nuit cel produs de expunerea excesiv\u0103 la radia\u021bia luminii <strong>asasine <\/strong>de sudur\u0103. Doare, ustur\u0103, arde. C\u00e2nd nu <strong>ascul\u021bi<\/strong> c\u0103 mai trebuie s\u0103 te \u0219i echipezi corespunz\u0103tor, c\u0103 trebuie musai s\u0103 por\u021bi masc\u0103 (nu l-a\u0219 mai fi purtat pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine at\u00e2\u021bia ani, doar ca s\u0103 supravie\u021buiasc\u0103 el \u00een \u201econfortul\u201d de considera\u021bie personal\u0103, minim minimorum) \u0219i s\u0103 nu faci de unul singur o astfel de lucrare. Dar&#8230;. Se considerase, \u00een familie, c\u0103 inten\u021bia de a face bani era una <strong>ascuns\u0103<\/strong>, c\u0103 nu luasem pe nimeni dintre fra\u021bi ca ajutor doar ca s\u0103 iau numai eu parale \u0219i ei nu. E drept, nevoile mele din acel moment erau stringente. Fiecare para chioar\u0103 &#8211; a\u0219a de tare se devalorizase leul &#8211; conta, iar num\u0103rul lor cu at\u00e2t mai mult. Aveam un deficit bugetar sporit, creat de toate instabilit\u0103\u021bile societ\u0103\u021bii \u00een general \u0219i de lipsa de principii \u0219i de camaraderie a fo\u0219tilor colegi. Ba \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i de dorin\u021ba de \u00eembog\u0103\u021bire a unora dintre ei. Recte Bebi \u0219i Masc\u0103. Unul pe drumul Italiei, altul pe-al Hunedoarei \u0219i Dorohoiului. Plusul avea \u00eens\u0103 a fi hot\u0103r\u00e2tor. Nu e nimeni nebun s\u0103 ridice \u201ezg\u00e2rie-nori\u201d de unul singur. Nu unul neputincios ca mine. F\u0103r\u0103 dot\u0103ri fizice deosebite, ba \u00eenc\u0103 deloc \u0219i chiar cu deficien\u021be. M\u0103 lansasem \u00eentr-o investi\u021bie care avea s\u0103 schimbe modul de a ob\u021bine bani de pe urma pu\u021binei \u0219tiin\u021be \u00een ale c\u00e2ntatului. <strong>Aspiram<\/strong> la singularitate (nu cea clamat\u0103 azi cu AI-ul) \u00een cel mult doi. Se returnase din aceea\u0219i patrie traian\u0103 Fr\u0103\u021bioru cu ni\u0219te sculi\u0219oare pe care \u0219i el inten\u021biona s\u0103 le uzeze mai eficient pentru sine, mai pentru timpurile de atunci. V\u0103zuse, c\u00e2nt\u0103rise, r\u0103m\u0103sese uimit, planificase. Numai c\u0103 nu avea \u0219i deschiderea necesar\u0103 pentru manipularea aparatelor muzicale. Da, v\u0103zuse italieni ce c\u00e2ntau \u00een doi pe la c\u00e2rciumioare, \u00eentrebase de c\u00e2\u0219tiguri \u0219i mai s\u0103 lase restaurarea de mobile naibii \u00een secunda doi. Calculase \u00een lire \u0219i f\u0103cuse conversia \u00een lei. <strong>Asudase<\/strong> destul la italian. \u00cemi povestise cum \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 se r\u0103stise la el c\u0103 nu g\u0103sea cheile de la atelier \u0219i d\u0103dea vina pe el (ceva cu dave me la chiave; a\u0219a a r\u0103mas \u00een memorie). \u0218i planificase. \u00cemi iau un aranjor, o clap\u0103, dou\u0103 boxi\u0219oare \u0219i un mixer \u0219i m\u0103 duc m\u0103car pe b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103, ziua, s\u0103 c\u00e2nt la gagii. Stau frumu\u0219el pe scaun, nu mai sunt la m\u00e2na lui Toaia, a lui Costic\u0103, a lui Marcel, a lui Arcu\u0219 sau oricare dintre cei \u00eenc\u0103 mai h\u0103l\u0103duiau nestingheri\u021bi \u00een restaurante \u0219i f\u0103ceau jocurile. Aproape c\u0103, din cauza lor, nu erai agreat de mai nimeni din zon\u0103. \u00cent\u00e2i op\u021biunile erau cei de sus, Gicu\u021ba, bine\u00een\u021beles, apoi ceilal\u021bi, func\u021bie de ce recomand\u0103ri ob\u021bineau de la primii, \u00een caz c\u0103 ei erau ocupa\u021bi. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, abunden\u021ba de cerin\u021be \u00eei mai \u00eempingeau la abuzuri. Ori le turnau viitorilor miri, socri \u0219i na\u0219i c\u0103 \u0103la sau cel\u0103lalt sunt de lep\u0103dat, ori c\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 sunt ocupa\u021bi. \u0218i, panica\u021bi c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n f\u0103r\u0103 muzic\u0103, acceptau s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 \u201ejum\u0103tate\u201d din componen\u021b\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t dou\u0103 sau chiar trei nun\u021bi s\u0103 con\u021bin\u0103 unul sau doi din forma\u021bie. O practic\u0103 descurajatoare. Tocmai de aceea eu, primul, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo doi dup\u0103, am c\u0103utat o solu\u021bie de desprindere de forma\u021bia clasic\u0103. Muzican\u021bii deveniser\u0103 mojici, perfizi, tr\u0103d\u00e2nd fr\u0103\u021bia de alt\u0103dat\u0103 pentru alt te miri ce \u0219i mai nimic. \u00cen ceea ce m\u0103 prive\u0219te, nu alesesem s\u0103 c\u00e2nt singur, ca instrumentist, de nebun, ci doar din considerentele enumerate. Prea se \u00eencet\u0103\u021benise obiceiul ca al\u021bii s\u0103 decid\u0103 pentru tine, prea mult durase a\u0219teptarea ca restul s\u0103 se stabilizeze. Cu <strong>asumare<\/strong> de riscuri, de munc\u0103 \u00een plus, de \u00eenv\u0103\u021bare, de acomodare, de sincronizare se poate orice. Ceea ce a \u0219i adus, dup\u0103 primele \u00eencerc\u0103ri om-orchestr\u0103 de la B\u0103l\u0103ceanu, dup\u0103 simpla butonare a unor chestii simple, fabricate, la sofisticatele moduri de a manipula frazele muzicale statice preambalate \u00een Solton-ul MS4, achizi\u021bionat, nu pe bani pu\u021bini, nu pe bani proprii. Ci de la amanet. \u0218i precum c\u00e2ntecul, parafrazat: \u021ai-a ie\u0219it amanetu-n drum, o s\u0103 ai necaz de-acum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Numai luni nu \u00eencercasem o criz\u0103 puternic\u0103 de cervical\u0103. Dar ce mi-e luni, ce mi-e mar\u021bi, miercuri sau maxim joi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24695"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24696,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24695\/revisions\/24696"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}