{"id":24670,"date":"2025-05-15T23:14:30","date_gmt":"2025-05-15T20:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24670"},"modified":"2025-05-15T23:14:30","modified_gmt":"2025-05-15T20:14:30","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ascitei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24670","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ascitei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        900.<br \/>\n     De num\u0103rat dup\u0103 voie. Pot s\u0103 \u00eensemne multe. Par example num\u0103rul paginilor dep\u0103\u0219ite cu foarte pu\u021bin \u00een aceast\u0103 aventur\u0103 printre amintiri cu vorbe la ordinul de strigare la dic\u021bionar.<br \/>\n        Cum foarte bine &#8211; r\u0103u \u0219i pu\u021bin &#8211; ar fi reprezentat suma cu care erai luat la nunt\u0103 \u00een 1990, dac\u0103 aveai m\u0103car o sta\u021bie, de instrument \u0219i una pe care guristul s\u0103-i umfle goarna. \u00cen minus, \u00eensemna tot un multiplu de trei, dar nu mai mult de 600. Rupeai pentru sutele astea degete pe instrument, pl\u0103m\u00e2n de at\u00e2ta tutun, g\u00e2t de mult prea mult alcool prost. Ni\u0219te <strong>asasini<\/strong> \u0103\u0219tia de la \u021bar\u0103, gazdele, cu po\u0219ircile lor, cu vinurile \u0219i \u021buicile fabricate din toate soiurile \u0219i resturile de fructe, cu m\u00e2ncarea lor \u0219i pu\u021bin\u0103, \u0219i de calitate slab\u0103. Toate jughiniturile de or\u0103t\u0103nii, jumulite de babe chioare, de fete lenevite, de te trezeai \u00een friptur\u0103 cu pene, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne ca ele de-\u021bi rupeai din\u021bii \u00een a\u0219a-zisa carne. Toat\u0103 \u0219unca r\u0103mas\u0103 de la porcul t\u0103iat la cr\u0103ciun, mai slinoas\u0103 dec\u00e2t era \u00een sine. M\u0103sline. C\u00e2teva. De unde naiba un a\u0219a obicei la a\u0219a na\u021bie <strong>auster\u0103<\/strong>, de c\u00e2nd lumea, greu de priceput, doar nu cresc ca la greci cum la noi prunele, pe \u0219an\u021b. Br\u00e2nza&#8230;. Vai de mama ei de oaie. Un ca\u0219 potroac\u0103, la fel de tare ca din\u021bii g\u0103inilor de mai sus. Salamul. Str\u0103veziu. Dou\u0103 felii. Un singur fel de m\u00e2ncare, dac\u0103 acelea\u0219i babe bosoliser\u0103 la ele o zi \u0219i-o noapte, era la discre\u021bie. Dar numai pe b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103. La c\u0103min sau la cort i se punea restric\u021bie: sarmale. Cozonac nu mai apucai c\u0103 se b\u0103teau diminea\u021b\u0103 cu el mesenii. Criminali \u0219i or\u0103\u0219enii. Restauranti\u0219tii. Mai rafina\u021bi, mai stila\u021bi, aparent mai darnici cu cantitatea. Aveau \u0219i de unde. Resturile de cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 se resuscitau, se re\u00eemprosp\u0103tau \u0219i re\u00eenfrumuse\u021bau \u0219i recompuneau noul meniu. S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, de era petrecerea cu dar, mai aveai \u0219anse s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci ceva \u201eproasp\u0103t\u201d, la limita termenului de expirare. Duminica \u00eens\u0103, r\u00e2ncezeala se strecura printre m\u0103sele \u0219i-\u021bi \u00eencre\u021bea toat\u0103 gura. Cum nu era timp s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u021bi mai mult de trei zdren\u021be de hore \u00eentre felurile de m\u00e2ncare, de rapizi ce erau osp\u0103tarii &#8211; \u0219i-ai fi dat cu tunul ca s\u0103-i chemi \u0219i n-ar fi venit deloc \u00een alte zile \u0219i alte situa\u021bii; ridicai m\u00e2na \u0219col\u0103re\u0219te, strigai zadarnic -, nu mai <strong>at\u00e2rnau<\/strong> ca de obicei, n-apucai s\u0103 ga\u021bi nici jum\u0103tate c\u0103-\u021bi \u0219i vedeai farfuria smuls\u0103 de sub nas \u00eenainte s\u0103 apuci s\u0103 spui c\u0103 mai ai. C\u0103 omul de foame m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0219i rahat. Mai ales unul \u00eencins de at\u00e2ta dans. Majoritatea b\u0103rba\u021bilor, atin\u0219i de \u00eenfl\u0103c\u0103rare, \u00eembujora\u021bi de \u021buic\u0103 \u0219i vin &#8211; \u0219ampania, coniacul \u0103la, Triumf, v\u00e2r\u00e2t cu m\u0103sur\u0103 de osp\u0103tarul \u00eenc\u0103 afabil, la \u00eenceput, zah\u0103r, nu alta! -, mai b\u0103rba\u021bi ca acas\u0103, privind \u0219i ating\u00e2nd p\u0103r\u021bi ale altor femei, uitau c\u0103 peste nici 6-8-10 ceasuri intrau \u00een p\u00e2ine la serviciu. S\u0103 mai vrei \u00een plus? At\u00e2t e meniul.<br \/>\n        Plecasem din curtea spoitorilor, singura \u00een care m-am \u00eencumetat vreodat\u0103, \u201ememorabil\u0103\u201d, cu sc\u00e2rba de m\u00e2ncare, de m\u00e2inile care-o t\u0103iaser\u0103 \u0219i-o g\u0103tiser\u0103, de\u0219i nu m\u00e2ncasem nimic, cu sc\u00e2rba de sc\u00e2rna ce \u00eenconjura curtea pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 card \u0219i-\u0219i i\u021bea moa\u021bele mo\u021b, cu fric\u0103 \u0219i semi resemnare pentru viitorul boxelor, mixerului \u0219i accesoriilor. Le vedeam neputincioase \u00een calea furiei, topoarelor \u0219i cu\u021bitelor. Dup\u0103 <strong>asediul<\/strong> \u00eenchipuit, pe retin\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nea doar o gr\u0103m\u0103joar\u0103 de lemne amestecate cu fier \u0219i carton. Bomb\u0103neam totu\u0219i ne\u00eemp\u0103cat cu g\u00e2ndul apocaliptic. \u201eMama lui de neam <strong>asiatic<\/strong>! <strong>Asocial<\/strong> \u0219i primitiv! Mama lor de s\u0103lbatici! C\u0103 nu mai e nimeni s\u0103 le mai <strong>asaneze<\/strong> definitiv stirpea. \u0102\u0219tia o s\u0103 ne sufoce definitiv.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>900. De num\u0103rat dup\u0103 voie. Pot s\u0103 \u00eensemne multe. 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