{"id":24665,"date":"2025-05-12T23:54:55","date_gmt":"2025-05-12T20:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24665"},"modified":"2025-05-12T23:54:55","modified_gmt":"2025-05-12T20:54:55","slug":"brigada-diverse-crize-la-prusia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24665","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Cri(z)e (l)a (P)rusia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>11 mai 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n        Ceva mai ceva dec\u00e2t orice declara\u021bie a vreunui ministru sau \u0219ef de agen\u021bie statal\u0103 privitoare la starea na\u021biunii. Ceva de pe strad\u0103, prins\u0103 la urechi f\u0103r\u0103 invidie, dar cu \u00eengrijorare. De\u0219i de bine. Un nene, 70 trecute, anun\u021b\u00e2ndu-\u0219i interlocutorul lejer, ca \u0219i cum ceea ce urma s\u0103 achizi\u021bioneze era o pereche de \u0219osete, c\u0103-l bate g\u00e2ndul s\u0103-\u0219i ia o Dacia nou\u0103. Da. \u201e10.000 de euro\u201d. Uite, se perind\u0103 prin minte, ce-i arde bo\u0219orogului, ma\u0219in\u0103. Zece miare p\u00e2rlite. \u00cenc\u00e2t doamnei ce a tras linie peste veniturile popula\u021biei \u00eei dau dreptate. Are rom\u00e2nul \u00eenc\u0103 prea mult!<br \/>\n      Recentele poze cu Iliescu sunt beton. Ba c\u0103 este primul \u0219i ultimul om, chiar dumnezeu \u00een persoan\u0103, omniprezent \u00een istoria marilor conduc\u0103tori ai neamului, a p\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u0219i universului, ba c\u0103 a votat acum o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, ba c\u0103 a sucombat psd-ul \u00eenaintea lui.<br \/>\n      Inspirat\u0103 \u0219i coperta jules-vernian\u0103 cu Antonescu autor \u0219i cei \u201eZece ani de vacan\u021b\u0103\u201d ca titlu.<br \/>\n      Numai Crimeea este \u0219i va r\u0103m\u00e2ne ruseasc\u0103? Nu \u0219i Ucraina? C\u00e2t de adev\u0103rate sunt afirma\u021biile lui Trump&#8230;. Cert\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne doar zg\u00e2nd\u0103rirea situa\u021biei, aparent calmat\u0103 o perioad\u0103 \u00eenainte de a dori ucrainenii s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenchipui c\u0103 ar putea vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u00een blocul Nato.<br \/>\n      Germania ar trebui s\u0103 stea lini\u0219tit\u0103 dup\u0103 c\u00e2t r\u0103u au reu\u0219it \u00een mai pu\u021bin de zece ani de r\u0103zboi s\u0103 fac\u0103. Cu stagiu militar voluntar la tineretul preocupat de alte futilit\u0103\u021bi, din ce \u00een ce mai bizare, dec\u00e2t realismul vie\u021bii con\u0219tiente, va da gre\u0219 sigur. Nici \u0103ia care se viseaz\u0103 Rambo, Terminator sau alt personaj imposibil de materializat uman nu vor mai dori s\u0103 se arunce mai mult de-o virtual\u0103 counterstrike-\u0103ial\u0103 \u00een lupt\u0103.<br \/>\n      Afi\u0219ele cu fel de fel de consiliera\u0219i ce l-au girat pe Crin sunt haioase \u0219i idioate deopotriv\u0103. Ni\u0219te neica nimeni \u201e\u021buguia\u021bi\u201d &#8211; a\u0219a le-a zis o pu\u0219toaic\u0103 notelor \u00eenalte &#8211; pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 personaje care, \u00een ciuda oric\u0103ror uit\u0103ri colective sau dezavu\u0103ri, r\u0103m\u00e2n notorii \u0219i istorice.<br \/>\n       Ori jurnalistul a \u201emancat\u201d un participiu, ori domnul pre\u0219edinte nu le are cu conjug\u0103rile: \u201eDac\u0103 a\u0219 fi candidat la preziden\u021biale, probabil c\u00e2\u0219tigam.\u201d. Ceea ce scoate dintre ei doi cel pu\u021bin un idiot.<br \/>\n       Ambele probleme f\u0103r\u0103&#8230;. Judo \u00een programa \u0219colar\u0103. De ce nu \u0219i boxul, de ce nu karate, tenis de mas\u0103, fotbal, badminton, rugby, aruncarea suli\u021bei, a ciocanului, caiac-canoe etc.? Judo c\u00e2nd steagurile sunt \u00een bern\u0103.<br \/>\n       Guvernan\u021bii n-au fost niciodat\u0103 pro\u0219ti, ci prin\u0219i cu c\u00e2rligul de lipsa lichidit\u0103\u021bilor pentru unele \u0219i obligativitatea pl\u0103\u021bilor pentru altele (alde aloc\u0103rii prioritare de resurse pentru numai rom\u00e2ne\u0219tile nu ambasade&#8230;). C\u0103 le-au dat ucrainenilor nu-\u0219&#8217; ce sisteme de rachete, moca \u0219i noi cump\u0103r\u0103m pe bani altele. C-au vrut ei din bonomie? Exclus. Telefonul, comanda, executarea f\u0103r\u0103 cr\u00e2cnire.<br \/>\n        Aceast\u0103 votare pentru Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i Europa&#8230;. E ca \u0219i cum ai extrapola la Terra \u0219i sistemul solar pe care mizezi din pricina proximit\u0103\u021bii. E\u0219ti indubitabil parte din ele.<br \/>\n       La cum umbla de ani de zile Negraru cu min\u021bile vrai\u0219te, mare minune s\u0103-l mai g\u0103seasc\u0103 cineva \u00een via\u021b\u0103. O mare p\u0103rere de r\u0103u m\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Am trecut peste c\u00e2teva instantanee&#8230;. C\u0103 multe rele s-ar \u00eent\u00e2mpla dac\u0103 nu ai vota&#8230;. C\u0103 vreunei  pi\u021bipoance dintre astea mici, aruncate ca vai de mama lor \u00een industria de ni\u0219\u0103 a muzicii, i s-a anulat nunta&#8230;. Fleacuri&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11 mai 2025 Ceva mai ceva dec\u00e2t orice declara\u021bie a vreunui ministru sau \u0219ef de agen\u021bie statal\u0103 privitoare la starea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24665"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24665"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24666,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24665\/revisions\/24666"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}