{"id":24661,"date":"2025-05-12T23:47:35","date_gmt":"2025-05-12T20:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24661"},"modified":"2025-05-12T23:47:35","modified_gmt":"2025-05-12T20:47:35","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ascelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24661","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ascelor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Am reu\u0219it performan\u021ba s\u0103 m\u0103 mint \u0219i pe mine.<br \/>\n       Printr-o neb\u0103nuit\u0103 sc\u0103pare de memorie, actual\u0103 &#8211; acum 12 ani eram fresh -, puteam jura c\u0103 unele de nef\u0103cut se puteau contabiliza la doar dou\u0103. Cum a putut s\u0103 se <strong>ascund\u0103<\/strong> episodul, este lesne de anticipat. Tot ce am revitalizat \u201eliterar\u201d din trecutul muzical s-a acoperit, imediat ce am pus punct \u201eMuzican\u021bilor&#8230;\u201d, de o perdea consistent\u0103 de fum. C\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 despart\u0103 o vreme de figuri&#8230;. Unele, majoritare \u00een galeria personal\u0103 de trofee, dezagreabile. Un procent ce dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te cu foarte pu\u021bin jum\u0103tate. Ceilal\u021bi suportabili, iar \u00eentre ei unii chiar de isprav\u0103. Despre cei deloc pl\u0103cu\u021bi fi-va cele ce urmeaz\u0103.<br \/>\n       De bun\u0103tatea mea, deopotriv\u0103 n\u0103v\u00e2rlii, se cam dusese buhul \u00een l\u0103utari. C-a\u0219 avea cu ce \u0219i a\u0219 fi \u0219i dispus. Cum <strong>ascetul<\/strong> muzical din mine se instalase confortabil, dup\u0103 seriile de \u00eencerc\u0103ri e\u0219uate cu ce se mai prefirase printre degete dup\u0103 abdic\u0103rile lui Sticl\u0103, a lui Masc\u0103 \u0219i \u00een urm\u0103 a lui Bebi, refuzul \u0219i totodat\u0103 lipsa de interes pentru unul ca mine, ajuns nu numai de poveste c-un soi de expunere deocheat\u0103 \u00een 1992 la Turist, ci \u0219i de suficien\u021ba considerentelor c\u0103 de nunt\u0103 nu-s bun pe c\u00e2t ar cere standardele locale \u0219i na\u021bionale, m-au adus \u0219i \u00een pragul colapsului financiar. \u0218i de urgent\u0103 nevoie am acceptat singura ofert\u0103: sonorizare. Dup\u0103 Dan D\u0103nescu, Lilian cu \u201eamordeonul\u201d &#8211; \u0219i amor de propriul instrument, de propria interpretare, dar \u0219i de luarea \u00een seam\u0103 exagerat\u0103, c\u0103p\u0103tat\u0103 de la o m\u00e2n\u0103 de gol\u0103na\u0219i \u0219i evident alt\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103 de de-ai lui, fl\u0103m\u00e2nzeni \u0219i spoitori de prin cartierul Barasca &#8211; m\u0103 tocmise s\u0103-i fac ghiersul \u0219i \u201estruna\u201d re-cunoscute \u0219i auzite p\u00e2n\u0103 la somnul perturbat al megie\u0219ilor petrecerii. Am p\u0103\u0219it&#8230; cu picioare de rac \u00een curtea spoitorilor. Mi-am golit sacul cu cabluri &#8211; o miniatur\u0103 a celor americane purtate de solda\u021bi -, maro cu dungi albe \u0219i fund albastru, fabricat de so\u021bie profi, am pozi\u021bionat boxele c\u00e2t s\u0103 le umple lor capul de v\u0103ic\u0103relile lui Lilian, le-am cuplat la mixer, i-am montat vedetei cele dou\u0103 stative, cu dou\u0103 microfoane, gur\u0103 \u0219i acordeon \u0219i m-am a\u0219ezat ferit &#8211; unde naiba s\u0103 te <strong>ascunzi<\/strong> \u00een curtea spoitorilor?; erau peste tot &#8211; s\u0103 strunesc ni\u021bel sunetele, s\u0103 se aud\u0103 c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t \u0219i&#8230;. Am primit \u201einvita\u021bia\u201d s\u0103 mergem la mas\u0103&#8230;. Am declinat. M-am dat bolnav de ma\u021be. Dup\u0103 m\u0103slinele, salamul \u0219i carnea \u00eenfulecate de \u201econfra\u021bi\u201d \u0219i dup\u0103 o rund\u0103 de horicele de joc \u0219i un nesf\u00e2r\u0219it mar\u0219 pentru invita\u021bi, \u201egazda\u201d, bunicul pui\u0219orului de&#8230;, a f\u0103cut, precum dirijorii de orchestre simfonice, semnul \u00eencheierii muzicii, cu o singura m\u00e2n\u0103, \u0219i-a gr\u0103it din poart\u0103, pe din\u0103untru, astfel: \u201eCine vrea s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, cine nu, afar\u0103!\u201d. La o a\u0219a cerere se tace \u0219i se face. Din mai multe motive. Una c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00een curtea lui. Doi fiindc\u0103 nu ai cum s\u0103 nu-l <strong>ascul\u021bi<\/strong> c\u00e2nd \u00een m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 flutur\u0103 un cu\u021bit nu mai scurt de treizeci de centimetri, nu mai pu\u021bin lat de al\u021bi cinci. A \u00eencuiat poarta cu z\u0103vorul \u0219i le-a f\u0103cut alt semn diriguitor de pornire brune\u021bilor l\u0103utari. \u0218i s\u0103 te \u021bii de fuste cre\u021be, de&#8230; &#8211; cum le zicea doamna Valeria T\u0103icu\u021bu? A! &#8211; danci, de must\u0103cio\u0219i pipernici\u021bi, cu p\u0103l\u0103rii, b\u0103t\u00e2nd car\u00e2mbul pantofilor sc\u00e2lcia\u021bi cu palma. \u0218i <strong>auie\u0219te<\/strong> na\u021bia lor spurcat\u0103&#8230;. O cronc\u0103neal\u0103 r\u0103gu\u0219it\u0103, de femei z\u0103b\u0103late \u00eentre&#8230; numai buze nu se pot numi, de b\u0103rba\u021bi ca o url\u0103tur\u0103 nedeslu\u0219it\u0103 surd\u0103. Am suportat p\u00e2n\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut noapte. Mai ie\u0219ind pe strad\u0103, mai revenind s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 nu \u0219i-a b\u0103gat nimeni m\u00e2na prin mixer sau pe la cabluri. Cu toate riscurile, vreun <strong>atentat<\/strong> fizic direct sau prin efect de carambol asupra boxelor \u0219i celorlalte, le-am declarat pe la miezul nop\u021bii p\u0103r\u0103sire. Am l\u0103sat, cu jum\u0103tate de inim\u0103 grea, cu alta mai u\u0219urat\u0103 de g\u00e2ndul c\u0103, f\u0103r\u00e2mate, a\u0219 fi renun\u021bat s\u0103 m\u0103 mai angajez vreodat\u0103 \u00een a\u0219a ceva.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am reu\u0219it performan\u021ba s\u0103 m\u0103 mint \u0219i pe mine. Printr-o neb\u0103nuit\u0103 sc\u0103pare de memorie, actual\u0103 &#8211; acum 12 ani eram<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24661"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24661"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24662,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24661\/revisions\/24662"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}