{"id":24644,"date":"2025-05-08T17:36:07","date_gmt":"2025-05-08T14:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24644"},"modified":"2025-05-08T17:36:07","modified_gmt":"2025-05-08T14:36:07","slug":"brigada-diverse-o-rasa-pe-dragus-azi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24644","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – (O) ras(\u0103) (p)e Dr\u0103g(u)\u0219 a(z)i"},"content":{"rendered":"

4 mai 2025<\/strong>
\n Unii, al\u021bii…. Presupuneri. Pe care le pot imagina ca reale oamenii, nefiind nevoie de vreo a\u0219a-zis\u0103 inteligen\u021b\u0103 artificial\u0103 s\u0103 dea cu presupusul. C\u00e2nd i s-a dictat ce e \u0103la r\u0103u \u0219i ce e bine, \u00eenmagazinarea de informa\u021bii doar de partea neagr\u0103 a faptelor nu putea induce altceva \u00een afara apocalipticului sf\u00e2r\u0219it al c\u0103rnii de om, nu peste mult timp, \u00een actualul sistem social. Norocul lumii c\u0103 mai sunt prin cotloanele planetei in\u0219i desprin\u0219i cu totul de actualul urbanism tembel.
\n Dup\u0103 c\u00e2te observ, de sus, piramida lui Khafre este… paralelogram. Ca s\u0103 mai taie un pic aripile ufologilor.
\n Nea David, refuzi agresivitatea din jur. Cum?
\n Am re\u021binut \u0219i eu pe o pagin\u0103 p-astea cu Narnia. \u00cencepusem… nere\u021bin\u00e2nd ceva. C\u0103 autorul ar fi fost dezinteresat de faim\u0103…. Ok. Stim\u0103 lui \u0219i altora care scriu de pl\u0103cere.
\n Bun. \u0218i dac\u0103 femeia nu mai este aia care are \u0219i, \u0219i (sau n-are ce are b\u0103rbatul), care ar fi defini\u021bia ei? Nu ne-am t\u00e2mpit cumva, nu-s nebuni londonezii care se pun contra fire\u0219tii na\u0219teri?
\n Un gen de p\u0103dure rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, cu nume rom\u00e2nesc parc\u0103 nu mai are loc \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. La Buz\u0103u la fel. Miyawaki…. Ne-am… \u201eg\u0103lbejit\u201d. Cum ne-am \u201e\u00eennegrit\u201d comportamental de mult prea mult\u0103 vreme.
\n \u201dI\u201d-a apucat pudoarea. C\u0103 \u201emuierile\u201d trans nu mai vor \u201etouch\u201d-ingul perchezi\u021bional al semenilor (e vorba de femei, dar limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 n-a dorit s\u0103 le creeze ni\u0219\u0103 \u201egenital\u0103\u201d separat\u0103), ci vor b\u0103rba\u021bi…. P\u00e2n\u0103 nu am citit de vreo c\u00e2teva ori cu con\u0219tiin\u021ba necesar\u0103, nu m-am l\u0103murit ce-s aste sucite. A\u0219a c\u0103 abia acum am \u00een\u021beles – de\u0219i sunt lovit de aceea\u0219i ambiguitate – de ce. Dac\u0103 este ca dup\u0103 carte, r\u0103spunsul este c\u0103 b\u0103ie\u021bii transforma\u021bi au apuc\u0103turi clare de \u201einversi\u0219ti\u201d \u0219i-\u0219i fac v\u00e2nt dup\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bi \u00een toat\u0103 firea. Dac\u0103 e s-o lu\u0103m pe corecte, \u201eru\u0219inea\u201d ar impune perchezitori de acela\u0219i sex, cel ales. Cu toate acestea, \u0219i dame de le-ar fi controlat \u0219i tot ar fi fost o \u201eperversitate\u201d la mijloc. B\u0103ietani \u00eenchipui\u021bi femei care n-au g\u0103sit cale c\u0103tre o rela\u021bie cu o femeiu\u0219c\u0103 dec\u00e2t tot de aceea\u0219i parte a baricadei genitale. Laburi\u0219tii – tot debusola\u021bi englezoii – preocupa\u021bi de cele promise prin campanie. Un singur c\u00e2\u0219tig la mijloc. Tran\u0219ii nu pot participa la competi\u021biile sportive ale genului ales.
\n Mai sugestive ca vorbele pozele. Ceea ce opinez vehement de c\u00e2te ori ocazia o cere: nu avem camere s\u0103 identific\u0103m borfa\u0219ii, ba \u0219i din satelit abia dac\u0103 po\u021bi distinge dac\u0103 este om sau altceva surprinsul, dar avem telescoape s\u0103 realiz\u0103m poze clare cu planete aflate – asta ni se furnizeaz\u0103 – la miliarde de ani distan\u021b\u0103. \u0218i cine ar putea combate c\u0103 nu este a\u0219a, c\u00e2nd aceste instantanee ce pot exceda chiar timpul, dup\u0103 teoria lui Einstein \u0219i al\u021bii dup\u0103 el, sunt prinse de obiectiv cu un singur aparat, la care accesul este ultra limitat. Privilegia\u021bi o m\u00e2n\u0103 de oameni.
\n Asta este chiar adev\u0103rat\u0103. S\u0103 sus\u021bii la conducere tot pe cei care \u021bi-au \u00eengropat copiii, p\u0103rin\u021bii, bunicii, neamurile, prietenii \u0219i cuno\u0219tin\u021bele \u00een pandemie, \u00een costum de plastic \u0219i sicriu sigilat, e prostie curat\u0103. Decreteaz\u0103 cineva pe facebook chibi\u021bul \u201ecel mai cretin \u0219i imbecil individ\u201d.
\n M\u0103 ab\u021bin greu s\u0103 nu remarc \u00een minte defectele umane, care, dac\u0103 se \u00eembin\u0103 perfect – c\u0103ci \u0219i cele defectuoase se pot potrivi la fix \u0219i func\u021biona -, pun pe g\u00e2nduri mintea \u0219i trezesc oprobii. \u00cen tren. Din capitala noastr\u0103 c\u0103tre cas\u0103. C\u0103l\u0103tori de toate rangurile. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 apar\u0103 individa cu pricina, vagonul p\u0103rea s\u0103 aib\u0103 de toate. Indeci\u0219i, nep\u0103s\u0103tori, plini de bagaje, fum\u0103tori nelini\u0219ti\u021bi, \u00eenfulec\u0103tori, neputincio\u0219i, mirositori, studen\u021bi, cu carte pu\u021bin\u0103, cu telefoane \u0219i laptopuri, f\u0103r\u0103 c\u0103\u0219ti, prin\u0219i de somn…. Menajerie \u00een toat\u0103 splendoarea. \u0218i-atunci a ap\u0103rut ea, ploie\u0219teanc\u0103 – dup\u0103 cum mai t\u00e2rziu a cobor\u00e2t -, \u00eemblugat\u0103, \u00eentricouat\u0103, blond\u0103. Cu loc la geam. \u00cens\u0103 cu pu\u021bine preten\u021bii de-a-\u0219i ob\u021bine scaunul pl\u0103tit. Nici n-ar fi putut. \u0218ezutul d\u00e2nsei ocupa, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 exagerez cu nici m\u0103car un milimetru, dou\u0103 locuri. A stat, deci, la margine, doar pe o fes\u0103: cea st\u00e2ng\u0103. Ocazie cu care, mi-am promis, c\u00e2t de mic \u0219i discret sunt ca utilizator convins de tren, c\u0103 la prima c\u0103l\u0103torie \u00een doi, voi cump\u0103ra \u0219i locurile opuse, chiar dac\u0103 cu suma pe bilete a\u0219 putea zbura dus-\u00eentors \u00een orice \u021bar\u0103 european\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

4 mai 2025 Unii, al\u021bii…. Presupuneri. Pe care le pot imagina ca reale oamenii, nefiind nevoie de vreo a\u0219a-zis\u0103 inteligen\u021b\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24644"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24644"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24645,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24644\/revisions\/24645"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}