{"id":24627,"date":"2025-05-04T23:36:21","date_gmt":"2025-05-04T20:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24627"},"modified":"2025-05-04T23:36:21","modified_gmt":"2025-05-04T20:36:21","slug":"brigada-diverse-am-cap-ii-sec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24627","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (A)m (c)ap: (\u00ee)i se(c)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>22 aprilie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n       Nu renun\u021b la mozaicul acesta. Sunt prea multe disfunc\u021bii \u0219i prea se \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103desc s\u0103-mi ocupe din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd cotidianul.<br \/>\n       Ce mi-e R\u00e2mnic, ce mi-e Podgoria. \u0218oferii sunt la fel de bezmetici, pietonii, copii \u0219i adul\u021bi, parc\u0103 s-au t\u00e2mpit. A\u0219a c\u0103 un accident interlocal nu mai mir\u0103 pe nimeni.<br \/>\n       V-am mai povestit eu despre ce am citit de Lliosa. R\u0103zboiul sf\u00e2r\u0219itului lumii. Prima carte cu mai mult de 300 de pagini la care m\u0103 \u00eencumetasem. Adic\u0103 vreo 600. Lung\u0103. Cu de toate. Acum c\u0103 s-a dus&#8230; oi mai citi \u0219i altele.<br \/>\n       Te sperie balamu\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia de confra\u021bi. \u201eNu se mai trece grani\u021ba. Ordinul a venit de Pa\u0219te.\u201d D\u0103-i, cat\u0103, lamenteaz\u0103-te. Ordin&#8230;. F\u00e2s! C\u0103 nu se mai permit importurile de ovine. C-a dat pesta-n ele. Tot nu s-a \u00een\u021beles cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 economia european\u0103 \u0219i mondial\u0103? V\u00e2nd eu, \u0103l mai bogat stat, companie multi&#8230; \u0219i voi \u0103\u0219tia mai de pe la periferie mai sta\u021bi. C\u0103 vi-s mioarele bolnave, c\u0103 vi-s murdare, c\u0103 iarba nu-i din solul cel mai bun, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i apa nu e tocmai curat\u0103. \u0218i mi-e c\u0103 au dreptate. At\u00e2rn\u0103 l\u00e2na jegoas\u0103, plin\u0103 de c\u0103c\u0103reze pe ele de-\u021bi vine s\u0103 vomi\u021bi instantaneu. Miroase turma a&#8230; oaie, evident, dar \u00eempu\u021bit\u0103. Celelalte&#8230; &#8211; dar de la Domnul.<br \/>\n        B\u0103! A\u021bi luat-o razna! Cum, m\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemprumu\u021bi &#8211; \u00een caz c\u0103 a\u0219 fi cine \u0219tie ce autor &#8211; pe mine pe post de carte? I-auzi idee la ei. \u201eCum ar fi s\u0103 \u00eemprumu\u021bi o persoan\u0103, pentru o perioad\u0103 scurt\u0103 de timp, care s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i depene povestea vie\u021bii ca \u0219i cum ar fi \u00eentr-o cas\u0103, al\u0103turi de familie, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 de iarn\u0103, eventual \u00eenc\u0103lzindu-se la gura sobei?\u201d P\u0103i e sc\u00e2nteia care, dup\u0103 un an experimental, presupun\u00e2nd, s\u0103 nu mai fie \u00eemprumutat cu voiai, ci s\u0103 fie luat cu for\u021ba \u0219i nu pentru o gur\u0103 de sob\u0103 \u0219i o sear\u0103, ci pentru unde-i vine chef \u201enababului\u201d \u0219i c\u00e2t timp dore\u0219te. De sclavie auzit-ai, m\u0103i Roxana Ioana Ancu\u021ba? Ia pune\u021bi voi, \u0103\u0219tia cu idei t\u00e2mpite, m\u00e2na pe o carte. R\u0103sfoi\u021bi-o m\u0103car, conceptul mamelor voastre de lepre puturoase!<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd deschide Putin gura, \u00eenceteaz\u0103 \u0219i apa de pe Volga s\u0103 mai curg\u0103. \u0218i-i vorb\u0103 la el. Cumetre Zelenski, n-o mai aburi c\u0103 nu se \u021bine de cuv\u00e2nt. \u0218tii bine c\u0103 nimeni nici nu poate s\u0103 confirme c\u0103 ai dreptate, dar \u00een aceea\u0219i m\u0103sur\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai. \u0218i n-ai!<br \/>\n       Tocmai acu, de Pa\u0219te, \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103sesc edilii s\u0103 refac\u0103 infrastructura. C\u00e2nd te a\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103 ajungi, m\u0103car p\u00e2n\u0103 la biseric\u0103, te mociorle\u0219ti din cauza \u0219an\u021burilor ghiorl\u0103nite pentru conducta de ap\u0103 \u0219i  alte \u201eini\u021biative\u201d \u201ebenefice\u201d \u00een viitor.<br \/>\n       Pompare&#8230;. Dar de bani \u00een niscai ziare, s\u0103 le ias\u0103 candidatul&#8230;. \u0102l de se autodenun\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd era \u201ebine\u201d, era \u0219i el bine. C\u00e2nd l-a ajuns boala, s-a scof\u00e2lcit definitiv. De Freddie zic. \u0218i de meteahna lui fatal\u0103.<br \/>\n       De-ar \u0219ti m\u0103-sa \u0219i ta-su de ei, n-ar mai face nu boac\u0103ne copchiii, noaptea la ceas de sear\u0103 \u0219i la drumul mare, ci ilegalit\u0103\u021bi. Nu-i de joac\u0103, incon\u0219tien\u021bilor! S\u0103 pui manechine de paie, date cu vopsea ro\u0219ie, c\u00e2t s\u0103 semene a accidentat mortal e chestie de pu\u0219c\u0103rie. \u0218i n-ar strica un sejur, m\u0103car, familiilor cu puradei implica\u021bi la r\u0103coare. Cu b\u0103taie dup\u0103 program, cu \u021bucalul la nas, cu linte la pr\u00e2nz \u0219i cu vreo doi \u201eseniori\u201d \u00een ale deten\u021biei d\u00e2nd roat\u0103 prin dos.<br \/>\n       La ce-i mai ajut\u0103 mari, tineri fiind, botezul cre\u0219tin? \u00cei \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 mai ia din avutul altuia pe motiv c\u0103 e c\u00e2\u0219tigul s\u0103u din nu \u0219tiu ce tranzac\u021bie? \u00cel \u00eembuneaz\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mai amenin\u021be \u00een trafic pietonii? \u00cei leap\u0103d\u0103 de cele lume\u0219ti \u00een schimbul unei vie\u021bi modeste, ascetice? Deloc! Ader\u0103 prin simpatie, ca-n toate cele azi, la cre\u0219tinism. C\u0103 fac \u0219i al\u021bii \u0219i ei ar r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu bifa nemarcat\u0103. S\u0103 mai vorbim de lep\u0103darea de preacurvie, de vicii, de toate cele rele?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>22 aprilie 2025 Nu renun\u021b la mozaicul acesta. Sunt prea multe disfunc\u021bii \u0219i prea se \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103desc s\u0103-mi ocupe din c\u00e2nd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24627"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24627"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24628,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24627\/revisions\/24628"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}