\u00centr-un cimitir din Azuga, un urs s-a c\u0103\u021b\u0103rat \u00eentr-un copac! Nu vrea s\u0103 coboare nici mort!
\n– Morr, morrr!
\n– Ce zice, b\u0103, Gogule? C\u0103 tu vorbe\u0219ti limba animalelor!
\n– Iaaa! Da` de unde \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde, b\u0103?
\n– Cum de unde? De la cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103 p\u00e2n-acas\u0103!
\n– Morrr, morrr!
\n– Ia! Ce-a zis, b\u0103, ce-a zis?
\n– Nu \u0219tiu, b\u0103, c\u0103 n-am \u00een\u021beles! E \u00eentr-un dialect de-\u0103la ursesc, de-al lor!
\n– B\u0103, io am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 zice morr…!
\n– Da`, b\u0103, zice morr, da` la ur\u0219i \u00eenseamn\u0103 altceva!
\n– B\u0103, chiar a\u0219a! Dac\u0103 zice c\u0103 moare? Taman aci \u00een cimitir? El o \u0219ti unde e acuma?
\n– Nu moare, b\u0103! Nu vezi c\u0103 st\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rfu` copacului \u0219i se uit\u0103 la noi? Ba, mie mi se pare c\u0103 r\u00e2de de noi!… Brr! Trrr! D\u0103-te, m\u0103 ursule, jos!
\n– Morrr, morrr!
\n– Da` mori, m\u0103! Iete c\u00e2t cimitir e aicea! Ne \u021bii \u00een frig at\u00e2ta lume?! Nu \u021bi-e ru\u0219ine? Animalule!
\n– B\u0103, Gogule, crezi c\u0103 a-n\u021beles? Dac\u0103 se d\u0103 jos \u0219i ne ia la o tur\u0103 printre mormintele-astea? C\u0103 io, cu reumatismu` meu…
\n– B\u0103, e to\u021bi? Ia s\u0103 vedem! Deci.. Poli\u021bia e! Jandarmii e… Poli\u021bia animalelor e… veterinarii e… iete \u0219i subprefectu`… B\u0103, e cam to\u021bi! Io crez c\u0103 ursu` le face prezen\u021ba \u0219i c\u00e2nd o fi to\u021bi, o s\u0103 ne ia la alergat p-aicea!… Phiii! Prefectu` nu e! Ce-o fi a\u0219tept\u00e2nd \u0219i \u0103la? S\u0103 vie ursu` s\u0103-l ia de-acas\u0103?… A\u0219a e cu \u0103\u0219tia, b\u0103, Sile! Nu se d\u0103 sco\u0219i din b\u00e2rlogurile lor de la prefecturi, nici s\u0103 tragi cu tunu`!…
\n– Hai, b\u0103, Gogule, plimb\u0103 ursu` cu ideile astea ale tale! Crezi c\u0103 prefectu` n-are alt\u0103 treab\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 vie aci ca s\u0103 se uite la animalu` \u0103la, ca noi?
\n– Ai dreptate, b\u0103, Silic\u0103! C\u00e2inii latr\u0103, ursu` merge! Da` , iote c\u0103 \u0103sta nu merge! Nici nu urc\u0103, nici nu coboar\u0103, st\u0103 a\u0219a, ca cioara-n par! Parc\u0103 e pas\u0103re, nu urs!… B\u0103, dac\u0103 vine \u0219i m\u0103-sa dup\u0103 el?…
\n– ,,A…i..ci… odi… odi…h..ne\u0219… te…\u201d H\u0103! Iote, b\u0103, cic\u0103 aici se odihne\u0219te… P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u0103ia mor\u021bi se hodine\u0219te azi! Numa` noi n-avem parte de hodin\u0103! Brrr! Trr! U\u0219\u0219\u0219, m\u0103!…
\n– Da, b\u0103! A ajuns animalele mai d\u0103\u0219tepte ca omu`! Un urs se d\u0103 hu\u021ba \u00een copac \u0219i zece oameni nebuni se uit\u0103 la el! Ce-a ajuns lumea asta, b\u0103, Gogule! Animalele e mai oameni ca omu`!…
\n– Ce facem acuma? C\u0103 mi-e c\u0103 vine noaptea \u0219i ne prinde p-aicea! Brrr! Io nu stau noaptea-n cimitir nici mort, s\u0103 \u0219tii!
\n– S\u0103 mori tu, b\u0103? \u021ai-e fric\u0103, ai?
\n– Nu mi-e fric\u0103, m\u0103, da` io , mort-copt nu stau \u00een cimitir, auzi? Hai acas\u0103!
\n– \u0218i cu ursu` ce facem? C\u0103, acuma s-a pus p\u0103 interne\u021bile astea \u0219i ne vede \u0219i p\u0103 oi lumea, ne d\u0103 fal\u0103u de-\u0103la…
\n– Io zic s\u0103-mi dai tu mie un fal\u0103u aci, peste gard, ,,La c\u0103\u021beaua le\u0219inat\u0103\u201d, s\u0103 bem o bere!
\n– Bere, b\u0103? P\u0103 frigu` \u0103sta? Fugi cu ursu` de-acilea!
\n– Da, b\u0103! Lu\u0103m dou\u0103 ursusuri s\u0103 ne treac\u0103 frica!
\n– Gogule, laic \u0103nd fal\u0103u, b\u0103!
\n– \u0218i \u0219er, Sile! \u0218er masiv!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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