{"id":24611,"date":"2025-04-29T17:44:25","date_gmt":"2025-04-29T14:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24611"},"modified":"2025-04-29T17:44:25","modified_gmt":"2025-04-29T14:44:25","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-arhaiza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24611","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Arhaiz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         \u00cen timpuri grele, potrivnice, bube-n cap iar.<br \/>\n        La propriu. \u00cenceput\u0103 boala, cum este oricare, a c\u0103rei vindecare, chiar \u0219i cu un corp muncitor, muncit c\u00e2t s\u0103 lucreze \u0219i singur, s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 resursele necesare luptei cu disfunc\u021bia, dureaz\u0103 mai mult de c\u00e2teva luni, greu se d\u0103 dus\u0103. Cum pelada la mine. Pusesem declan\u0219area ei pe fundamentul \u201eDin dragoste, bre!\u201d, surescitat de \u00eencheierea ca la carte a rela\u021biei interminabile \u0219i vicioase cu Aura &#8211; m\u0103 \u00eencredin\u021bam eu c\u0103 punerea de cap\u0103t rela\u021biei cu ea \u00eemi apar\u021binea, de\u0219i nu cu mult\u0103 vreme \u00een urm\u0103 ea declarase pe \u0219leau c\u0103 a fost curtat\u0103&#8230;; dar l\u0103sasem \u00eentre noi o a\u0219a-zis\u0103 prietenie; o punere \u00een \u0219ah ca mai mereu; fusese totu\u0219i sincer\u0103 a doua oar\u0103; dac\u0103 pun la socoteal\u0103 \u0219i prima m\u0103rturisire dup\u0103 clasa a X-a; tot a\u0219a, cam cu o cerere de nevast\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i respingerea ulterioar\u0103 a Marianei, pentru care prinsesem curaj s\u0103 declar la telefonul nostru fix albastru, mutat pentru convorbirea capital\u0103 \u00een atelier, prin unul dintre canatele geamului, finalul buzoian. Trecuser\u0103 \u0219ase ani \u0219i la sup\u0103rare tot r\u0103u reac\u021biona corpul. Ajunsesem cu jum\u0103tate de musta\u021b\u0103 precum Hitler, pe tibii, spre fluierul piciorului, p\u0103rul se evaporase definitiv, \u00een cap mici b\u0103\u0219icu\u021be, precum co\u0219urile, se i\u021beau nestingherite peste noapte. Primele \u0219i urm\u0103toarele \u00eencerc\u0103ri de spargere e\u0219uaser\u0103. De\u0219i \u0219tiam, m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nam mereu s\u0103 \u00eencerc imposibilul. Insistam cu unghiile \u00een fel \u0219i chip. Ba \u00een cruce, ba \u00eentre dou\u0103, ba chiar \u0219i cu scobitori. Nu testasem ace \u0219i cuie. \u0218i mai bine. Din cauza metodei \u00een\u021bep\u0103rii cu ac, tata se alesese \u00een gur\u0103 cu un fatal pemfigus. Chiar dac\u0103 doctori\u021ba era convins\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eentr-o sticl\u0103 din care \u201eciugulise\u201d tata alcool alimentar s\u0103l\u0103\u0219luia \u0219i o substan\u021b\u0103 care a declan\u0219at boala. Nu \u0219tia ea c\u00e2t fum de \u021bipirig \u0219i abur de ap\u0103 tare inhalase \u0219i c\u0103 tata zg\u00e2nd\u0103rea orice zgaib\u0103. Precum b\u0103\u0219icu\u021ba de pe cerul gurii sau de sub limb\u0103 pe care el le b\u0103nuia factori cauzali. Aveam cu cine sem\u0103na, observar\u0103\u021bi. Primul tratament con\u021binea niscai aeriusuri \u0219i xizaluri, dar \u0219i alte c\u00e2teva remedii medicamentoase plus un unguent pe care-l primisem. Cu venin de \u0219arpe, depus la fa\u021ba locului, cic-ar fi stimulat recre\u0219terea perilor ra\u0219i parc\u0103 precum lama de ras, dar \u0219i ceva mai mult de at\u00e2t. P\u0103rul nici nu zici c\u0103 ar fi fost vreodat\u0103 acolo. Pe curat, pielea emana o gr\u0103sime ustur\u0103toare. Bec-bec zona. Atunci, \u00een primii ani. Apoi b\u0103\u0219icu\u021bele, c\u0103rora li s-a g\u0103sit o solu\u021bie din partea lui domn doctor Tibi Neac\u0219u. Tinctur\u0103 de propolis. L\u0103sat\u0103 la dospit, c\u00e2nd se aplica pe co\u0219urile \u00eenfundate, alb, ro\u0219u, verde sau negru, \u00ee\u021bi <strong>ar\u0103meai<\/strong> tenul instantaneu, \u021bi se <strong>arginta<\/strong> pielea palmelor din cauza senza\u021biei: un cui \u00eenfipt cu o lovitur\u0103 de ciocan \u00een cap. \u0218i cu o mic\u0103 pocnitur\u0103. \u00cencercasem usturoiul \u0219i alte leacuri b\u0103be\u0219ti &#8211; numai cu <strong>ar\u0103riel<\/strong> nu d\u0103dusem &#8211; f\u0103r\u0103 succes. N-o mai fi fost aiul din soiul cel bun, fiindc\u0103 altfel treze\u0219te din mor\u021bi \u0219i pe naiba la mu\u0219c\u0103tur\u0103.<br \/>\n       M\u0103 lua cu c\u0103lduri &#8211; chiar dac\u0103 \u00een sob\u0103 uneori abia aveam ce s\u0103 b\u0103g\u0103m &#8211; \u00een acei ani. Nu mai prezentam interes pentru nicio \u201eband\u0103\u201d de prin ora\u0219. 1997 fiind dezastru. C\u00e2ntasem o nunt\u0103 cu alte na\u021bii de muzican\u021bi. Cred c\u0103 mai era \u00eenc\u0103 Bebi, nu plecase \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een Italia, Tamba la tobe. Titi \u021a\u0103c la voce \u0219i de fason la chitar\u0103, sora lui Gigel Grosu cu vocea \u0219i un acordeonist, \u021biitorul solistei, abia sosit din pu\u0219c\u0103rie. La V\u00e2lcelele. M\u0103cel. O alta o luasem eu, la sora lui Dan Tunaru, cu fosta nevast\u0103 a lui Marcel de la Zoi\u021ba ca solist\u0103 \u0219i acordeonist\u0103. \u0218i dou\u0103 nenorociri de botezuri cu reprezentan\u021bi ai \u201e<strong>armenei<\/strong>\u201d etnii la indivizi de aceea\u0219i teap\u0103. La \u021bigani. La Livada, la un b\u0103rule\u021b de pe \u0219osea, la prima troi\u021b\u0103 pe st\u00e2nga, \u0219i \u00een \u201egroapa\u201d din S\u00e2rbi, ultima cas\u0103 pe dreapta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen timpuri grele, potrivnice, bube-n cap iar. La propriu. \u00cenceput\u0103 boala, cum este oricare, a c\u0103rei vindecare, chiar \u0219i cu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24611"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24612,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24611\/revisions\/24612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}