{"id":24584,"date":"2025-04-21T21:24:42","date_gmt":"2025-04-21T18:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24584"},"modified":"2025-04-21T21:24:42","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T18:24:42","slug":"brigada-diverse-consuela-si-ana-vor-tei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24584","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Cons(u)ela (\u0219)i A(n)a (v)or (t)ei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6 aprilie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n         Eu nu pe cet\u0103\u021beni i-a\u0219 invita s\u0103 fie poli\u021bi\u0219ti o zi (vr\u0103jeala cu tehnica din dotare), ci pe ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i. M\u0103car una pe lun\u0103. Am avea un trafic mai pu\u021bin aglomerat, un trafic care nu se \u00eentinde de-a surda p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 nu po\u021bi \u00eenchide un ochi \u00eenainte de ora 2-3 diminea\u021ba, am avea ni\u0219te pietoni care \u0219tiu s\u0103 circule pe trotuar &#8211; varianta \u0219ir indian c\u00e2nd apuc\u0103 din sens invers c\u00e2te un co(n)trotuarier -, ni\u0219te \u0219oferi care s\u0103 parcheze omene\u0219te acolo unde trebuie, am avea nu trafican\u021bi de ma\u0219ini, de droguri, de femei, ci rom\u00e2ni la locul lor&#8230;. \u00cen fine, am avea nu animale.<br \/>\n        A\u0219i! Nu \u00eei mai bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 americanul, englezul \u00ee\u0219i face el alte arme mai performante, alte submarine, mai nucleare ca alea dinainte.<br \/>\n        Domnul prim ar trebui s\u0103-\u0219i dezangajeze \u00eent\u00e2i pe-ai s\u0103i, mai apoi s\u0103-\u0219i emit\u0103 convingerea c\u0103-n \u201eeconomia real\u0103\u201d nu garanteaz\u0103 nimeni nimic. Deocamdat\u0103, clientelismul&#8230; a supradimensionat aparatul bugetar. Dar nu numai primul&#8230; este halucinant \u00een declara\u021bii, ci \u00eensu\u0219i jurnalistul. Acesta a fixat criza \u00een 2018, nu cu zece ani mai devreme. A doua parte este \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i mai \u0219i. Citatul are presta\u021bia elucubra\u021biei, \u0219tiin\u021ba \u00eencropirii pe loc de fraze coerente este zero. Calificare, zici matale, la buget. Nu exist\u0103. A\u0219tep\u021bi cu \u00eenfrigurare trei plus trei (plus \u00een cel mai fericit caz) ani ca s\u0103 fii trecut formal mai sus (de fapt s\u0103 \u021bi se m\u0103reasc\u0103 c-un chior salariul) \u0219i cu asta gata calificarea. El, cic\u0103, \u201e\u0219i te mu\u021bi \u00een alt\u0103 parte\u201d. Unde? Cine te prime\u0219te, chiar \u0219i cu transfer, \u00een alt\u0103 institu\u021bie de vreo patru ani \u00eencoace? Sau e mintea scurt\u0103 \u0219i a uitat ce stricte\u021buri a impus guvernan\u021ba statal\u0103? M\u0103car bine c\u0103 recunoa\u0219te c\u0103 n-are curaj s-o pun\u0103 \u00een aplicare pe cea brutal\u0103 (reforma). C\u0103-i an electoral&#8230;. Eu \u00eenc\u0103 nu mai cred c\u0103 vom mai vedea alegeri. Dup\u0103 toate \u0219u\u0219ele \u0219i declara\u021biile de prin Europa, mi-e c\u0103 ne pa\u0219te un pic de stare de r\u0103zboi sau cum se va numi. \u0218i-atunci, adio alegeri.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 crezi c\u0103 totul se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 la tine \u00een \u021bar\u0103. Nu c\u0103 nu s-ar potrivi \u0219i aici. Cite\u0219ti titlul. Parcurgi un dram con\u021binutul. C\u0103-n Moldova republican\u0103 la pretestare au cam sfeclit-o copila\u0219ii. Exact ca-n povestea cu sticla care ba e jum\u0103tate plin\u0103, ba jum\u0103tate goal\u0103, antetul zice c\u0103 \u0103i neferici\u021bi sunt aproape jum\u0103tate, textul c\u0103 \u0103i bucuro\u0219i de-un minim cinci sunt mai mul\u021bi de jum\u0103tate. S\u0103-i l\u0103s\u0103m totu\u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i vad\u0103 de loazele lor. Le-avem pe ale noastre&#8230; destule \u0219i la fel.<br \/>\n       Nu crede\u021bi c\u0103 ar fi bine s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m apa \u00eenapoi? Cum s\u0103 sus\u021bii, tu, consiliu jude\u021bean prim\u0103riile toate s\u0103 nu mai aib\u0103 ele grij\u0103 de re\u021bele \u0219i s\u0103 le dea Companiei buzoiene de ap\u0103, cum s\u0103 le sprijine \u00een a\u0219a demers? S\u0103 nenoroceasc\u0103 tot jude\u021bul, s\u0103 jupoaie to\u021bi cet\u0103\u021benii? Nu suntem \u0219i a\u0219a destui fraieri?<br \/>\n       N-am ceva \u201especial\u201d c\u00e2nd vine vorba de \u021bigani. Dar chiar acum, \u00eenainte de alegeri, s\u0103 te g\u0103seasc\u0103 grija de carteriu?<br \/>\n       De asta chiar am r\u00e2s. Am fost parc\u0103 Nostradamus. Nu-\u0219i aminte\u0219te nimeni de povestioara mea din \u201ePe urmele Facebook-ului\u201d. O l\u0103sasem chiar \u0219i eu prad\u0103 uit\u0103rii. \u00cen fine. \u00cenchipuisem un \u201etovar\u0103\u0219\u201d mili\u021bian prins de seva creativit\u0103\u021bii, participant la un concurs de poezie. C\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor, evident, ajuns la serviciu, luat de \u0219ef a\u0219a, mai cu dojana c\u0103 nu i s-a raportat c\u0103 printre ei este un poet, mai cu laud\u0103 c\u0103 tocmai el a fost privilegiat cu a\u0219a un subaltern, \u00eenchipuind, dup\u0103 primul telefon primit la urgen\u021be &#8211; era \u00een serviciul 112 &#8211; o nou\u0103 crea\u021bie, n\u0103zuind c\u0103 dup\u0103 a 33-a va putea scoate un volum (povestea lui domn Ghinea de la o lectur\u0103 la cenaclul bucure\u0219tean Literatorul, c\u00e2nd i se sugerase, dup\u0103 o sum\u0103 de p\u0103reri contrare la adresa poeziilor sale &#8211; c\u0103 n-ar fi -, c\u0103 33 de poeme sunt suficiente pentru a tip\u0103ri un volum). Personajul meu visa, al\u021bii, mai vii \u0219i cu adev\u0103rat poli\u021bi\u0219ti, scot antologii. \u0218i-am r\u00e2s, normal, c\u00e2nd Gina a pus de pe la Campus titlul \u201ePoli\u021bi\u0219ti poe\u021bi\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6 aprilie 2025 Eu nu pe cet\u0103\u021beni i-a\u0219 invita s\u0103 fie poli\u021bi\u0219ti o zi (vr\u0103jeala cu tehnica din dotare), ci<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24584"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24585,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24584\/revisions\/24585"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}