{"id":24541,"date":"2025-04-11T23:54:24","date_gmt":"2025-04-11T20:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24541"},"modified":"2025-04-11T23:54:24","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T20:54:24","slug":"brigada-diverse-pan-la-nea-raul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24541","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; P(\u00e2)n&#8217; (l)a n(e)a R(a)ul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29 martie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n     Ca s\u0103 ocolesc versatila form\u0103 a onirismului, vin c-o verbalizare pentru \u0219tirea ce urmeaz\u0103. Viseaz\u0103 omenirea numai la g\u0103uri negre. Acest mister \u00eentunericos \u0219i ispititor, aceast\u0103 \u201ecamer\u0103\u201d pentru preparat alte universuri, cum neputinciosul ins p\u0103m\u00e2ntean \u00eenc\u0103 sper\u0103 a-i aduce beneficii. Care? Nici Dumnezeu nu mai \u0219tie, materia \u00eens\u0103\u0219i, scobit\u0103-n m\u0103runtaiele infinitezimale cu at\u00e2ta \u00eenver\u0219unare. \u0218i cam at\u00e2t. Mai s\u0103 nu-mi pese c-am fi &#8211; universali &#8211; \u00een ditamai h\u0103ul cosmic. C\u0103ci folos nu este, ci doar o posibil\u0103 \u0219tergere a \u00eentregii noastre existen\u021be carnale (p-a cu spiritul s-o l\u0103s\u0103m mai moale; citii St\u0103p\u00e2nul lui Sartre; mai c\u0103 m-a indignat; dincolo de scriitura \u201epasional\u0103\u201d, dus\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n cele mai am\u0103nun\u021bite cotloane ale min\u021bii, de vor fi ele at\u00e2t de multe \u0219i \u00eentortocheate la un personaj cu preocup\u0103ri infantilo-adolescentine; cro\u0219etate bine, \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i inutile, \u0219i f\u0103uritoare de \u00eendemnuri nedemne de rasa uman\u0103 ra\u021bional\u0103).<br \/>\n       P\u0103i a\u0219a s-au f\u0103urit ultimele zv\u00e2cniri spre imposibil ale noastre. Tri\u0219\u00e2nd, ocolind, dop\u00e2nd organismul cu stimuli dintre cei mai ciuda\u021bi. Cum Fleurier cel t\u00e2n\u0103r ajunsese \u00een preajma drogurilor, refuz\u00e2nd \u0219i nerefuz\u00e2nd \u00eendoparea, a\u0219a destui care sar pe pere\u021bi ca n\u0103ucii de te miri de umanitatea lui. \u0218i teorii se nasc pe dat\u0103. Privi\u021bi&#8230; cerceta\u021bi&#8230; figura parc\u0103 este de extraterestru&#8230;. \u0218i alte prostii debitate de fel de fel de indivizi care fugi\u021bi cu fa\u021ba de la doamne-doamne (chiar \u0219i de la ele) au trecut \u00een barca nep\u0103m\u00e2ntenilor. \u00cens\u0103 noi vorbim de sportivi, d-ei \u201ede\u0219tep\u021bi\u201d, d-ei de particip\u0103 la maraton, \u0219i-n loc s\u0103 respecte traseul pietonal, iau metroul p\u00e2n\u0103 la fini\u0219. Cum se g\u0103si o \u0219mecher\u0103 de rusoaic\u0103 s\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103leasc\u0103 37.000 de participan\u021bi \u0219i nu se \u0219tie c\u00e2\u021bi organizatori. Femeie calculat\u0103. O lua pe unde dorea, pe traseele cele mai scurte, reduc\u00e2nd chiar \u0219i cu opt kilometri traseul. N-or fi sesizat \u201eboii\u201d \u0103ia c\u0103 e imposibil, oric\u00e2t de rapid ar fi concurentul? \u0218i dac\u0103 tot ajunser\u0103m la sportivi turba\u021bi, cam tot a\u0219a \u00eei v\u0103d \u0219i pe cei ce fac o curs\u0103 de nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2\u021bi kilometri \u00eenot prin, parc\u0103, America. Trebuie s\u0103 ai ceva la bibilic\u0103 pentru \u00eencumetarea la asemenea efort.<br \/>\n       Mi-a sfredelu\u0219it privirea unii p-aci, cu comisia european\u0103 a&#8230;. Al\u021bi nebuni, de la \u021bar\u0103, \u00een \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103, azv\u00e2rlindu-\u0219i prin trecut picioarele la fel de fel de jocuri populare. Bai nu-i, bune-s tradi\u021biile (c\u00e2t vor fi fost ele resuscitate \u0219i de pe unde le-o fi ob\u00e2r\u0219ia zonal\u0103 sau temporal\u0103), numai c-au ajuns motiv de \u00eenfumurare p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0103i \u00een\u021b\u0103rca\u021bii. Un bai tot ar fi&#8230;. Pe unde fuser\u0103 ascunse at\u00e2ta amar de timp aceste veritabile comori?<br \/>\n        Practic a\u0219a \u0219i este. Nato \u0219i-a f\u0103cut propria grani\u021b\u0103 cu Rusia. Nu v\u0103 aminti\u021bi c\u00e2nd tot spuneam c\u0103 n-are c\u0103utare rusul \u00een de-alde Rom\u00e2nia, c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 frig, vodc\u0103, saun\u0103 \u0219i samur e ca \u0219i mort? Nu Rusia este expansionist\u0103 &#8211; \u00eel prinser\u0103 pe-un natoist \u0219ef c\u0103 se d\u0103du de gol -, ci \u2019mericanul \u0219i al\u021bii cu pofte imperialiste (chit c\u0103 i se spune acum interes economic, cre\u0219tere economic\u0103, globalizare).<br \/>\n       Olandezii, cic\u0103,-s cumin\u021bi. \u00cei deter\u0103 cu tifla Ursulei \u0219i planului ei de \u00eenarmare, de poft\u0103, de numai vreo 800 de miliarde. C\u00e2nd controlezi at\u00e2\u021bia bani, visezi la mai mul\u021bi.<br \/>\n       Simpatizam, a\u0219a, ca omul de r\u00e2nd, dup\u0103 figuri, dup\u0103 dou\u0103 vorbe spuse \u0219i-n alt lemn dec\u00e2t cel iliescian, constantinian, ra\u021bian &#8211; uite c\u0103-mi scap\u0103 calul alb cu spr\u00e2ncene negre penelist -, pe alde Ponta, Crin. P\u00e2n\u0103 au dat-o-n fasole. S\u0103 revin\u0103, s\u0103-mi smulg\u0103 din nou&#8230;, peste poate. Cel pu\u021bin pontilicus a r\u0103mas cu mintea \u00een aceea\u0219i bul\u0103 a t\u0103tucismului. Cum, m\u0103, \u201eSper s\u0103 m\u0103 lase s\u0103 candidez, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 blocheze.\u201d, ca milogul, ca prostul, ca ultima g\u0103in\u0103 din cote\u021b? Cine, s\u0103 te&#8230;? C\u00e2t ai luat, m\u0103i, ultima dat\u0103 dintre voturi? \u0218i-o mai spun pe aia dreapt\u0103: chiar mai crede vreun rom\u00e2n c\u0103 vor mai avea loc vreodat\u0103 alegeri? Nu sim\u021bi\u021bi miros de praf de pu\u0219c\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 martie 2025 Ca s\u0103 ocolesc versatila form\u0103 a onirismului, vin c-o verbalizare pentru \u0219tirea ce urmeaz\u0103. 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