{"id":24518,"date":"2025-04-04T07:38:54","date_gmt":"2025-04-04T04:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24518"},"modified":"2025-04-04T07:38:54","modified_gmt":"2025-04-04T04:38:54","slug":"brigada-diverse-are-umor-tila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24518","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ar(e) (u)mor T(i)l\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16, 21 martie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n       Se pare c\u0103 am reu\u0219it s\u0103 dau peste cap platforma google cu o singur\u0103 expresie. Remiterea cerin\u021bei mele a primit urm\u0103torul r\u0103spuns: \u201eSe pare c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 potriviri prea bune pentru c\u0103utarea ta\u201d. \u00cei \u00eentrebasem de existen\u021ba titlului ascuns \u00een metagrama din articolul anterior.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n       Se nimeri doar s\u0103 am \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219tirea despre decesul lui Gene Hackman \u0219i pe el juc\u00e2nd \u00eentr-un film pe micul ecran.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd te pui cu prostul, e\u0219ti tu \u00eensu\u021bi prost. Ca s\u0103 nu dau exemplul cu cine \u00ee\u0219i pune mintea cu mister G.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd te \u00eemprumu\u021bi, vine \u0219i scaden\u021ba. Cum \u0219i lui Zelenski i-a sosit nota de plat\u0103. Mineralele sunt doar a\u0219a, o mic\u0103 arvun\u0103. Dar \u0219i le dore\u0219te \u0219i fran\u021buzul, nu numai americanul.<br \/>\n        De-aia s-a \u00eensurat cu \u201emaimu\u021bica\u201d Sting. Femeia asta, a doua, cu asta se ocup\u0103. Cu imaginea. \u0218i ultima ei isprav\u0103 \u00eei dezv\u0103luie publicului drept culeg\u0103tori, transportatori de m\u0103sline cu tractorul.<br \/>\n       C\u0103 a gre\u0219it macazul acarul de serviciu nu este cel mai grav caz de la CFR. Uneori te \u00eentrebi ce caut\u0103 trenurile purt\u0103toare de persoane pe \u0219ine \u0219i cum a devenit aceast\u0103 companie de lux. C-un bilet Suceava- Bucure\u0219ti, de-ar fi convertibil, ai putea zbura m\u0103car p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Ungaria \u0219i \u00eenapoi.<br \/>\n       Ei pe noi \u0219i noi pe ei. Chatbo\u021bii par s\u0103 fi intrat \u00een regres. Asta declar\u0103 ni\u0219te studio\u0219i. Habar n-am dac\u0103 mi-am exprimat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum p\u0103rerea despre aceast\u0103 \u201einepuizabil\u0103\u201d \u0219i \u201eextraordinar\u0103\u201d \u201einteligen\u021b\u0103\u201d artificial\u0103. Ea \u00eens\u0103 nu s-a schimbat deloc. Dintr-un singur motiv. Limitele min\u021bii umane. Limitele posibilit\u0103\u021bilor bazei de date, \u00een care se scald\u0103 ni\u0219te aparate \u00een stare s\u0103 sorteze por\u021bi de curent pe cablaje, \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eenfr\u0103\u021bite cu arama, \u0219i care la un moment dat, nu mult de-acum \u00eenainte, vor constata c\u0103 informa\u021biile de\u021binute sunt acelea\u0219i \u0219i-atunci, inteligen\u021ba sclipitoare se va banaliza. Cam asta i-a fost. Revenim la&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Northvolt. N-auzisem. Un bun exemplu c\u0103 mai mult de at\u00e2t nu se poate. Bine, suedezii au fost \u0219mechera\u0219i. Au livrat firmelor de camioane o baterie cu componente chineze\u0219ti, fiindc\u0103 ceea ce au promis nu era viabil. Au mai p\u0103c\u0103lit \u0219i ei ni\u0219te investitori.<br \/>\n       Concesii teritoriale sigur, dar garan\u021bii de securitate european\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103 fim serio\u0219i, m\u0103sc\u0103ricilor! Sau s\u0103 v\u0103 spun verde \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 criminali?<br \/>\n       Cic\u0103 genialitatea uman\u0103 st\u0103 scris\u0103 \u00een palm\u0103, \u00eentre cele dou\u0103 linii \u201evitale\u201d. Fir-am serio\u0219i!<br \/>\n       Sport \u0219i altele domenii cu anas\u00e2na. N-o fi R\u00e2mnicul vreo scul\u0103, n-a fost niciodat\u0103 \u0219i nu va fi. Cu regret spun c\u0103 n-a reu\u0219it mai nimic. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i stindardele pe care le flutur\u0103 pe la ocazii sunt palide pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 adev\u0103ratele valori. Dar. S\u0103 ceri de la un liliputan \u0219i daune c\u00e2nd \u0219tii bine c\u00e2t cost\u0103 azi deplasarea p\u00e2n\u0103 la un concurs, cazarea \u0219i multe nimicuri vitale lui de pe azi pe m\u00e2ine. A\u0219a a fost sanc\u021bionat clubul, cu 10.000 de lei, fiindc\u0103 n-a reu\u0219it s\u0103-\u0219i trimit\u0103 juniorii la competi\u021biile fotbalistice organizate de FRF, cu preten\u021bia prezen\u021bei obligatorii la toate.<br \/>\n         Doar nebunii, ucraineni, l-ar mai sus\u021bine pe Zelenski ca pre\u0219edinte. Ia curma\u021bi frica de curtea mar\u021bial\u0103 \u0219i ve\u021bi vedea c\u0103 nici printre apropia\u021bii lui nu mai are fason de pre\u0219edinte. \u0218i dac\u0103 tot e la r\u00e2nd, s\u0103 consemn\u0103m \u0219i descoperirea c\u0103 armamentul american a plecat via Ucraina la terori\u0219ti &#8211; cic\u0103 de cinci ori mai ieftin. Afacerist mare&#8230; piticul (!)!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16, 21 martie 2025 Se pare c\u0103 am reu\u0219it s\u0103 dau peste cap platforma google cu o singur\u0103 expresie. 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