– Bun\u0103 ziua!
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua! \u00cen ce problem\u0103?
\n– \u0218ti\u021bi… \u0103\u0103\u0103mm… sunt directorul ICR Londra \u0219i am venit… \u0103\u0103\u0103mm…
\n– Mmvaai, doamna director Nistor?! Mvaai, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi c\u0103 nu v-am recunoscut! \u0218ti\u021bi… am at\u00e2tea \u00een cap \u0219i pe cap… \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i dvs cum e!…
\n– Mhm!… Daaa, \u0219tiu!
\n– Dar, spune\u021bi, pentru ce-a\u021bi venit la noi? Cu ce v\u0103 putem fi de folos? C\u0103, vorba aia: Totul pentru ICR, totul pentru victorie! Ha, ha!… Mai glumim \u0219i noi, ce s\u0103 facem?
\n– Mdaa, bun\u0103 gluma! Uita\u021bi de ce-am venit…
\n– Eeeii, cum s\u0103 uit, doamn\u0103? Se poate?! Nici m\u0103car nu mi-a\u021bi spus!…
\n– P\u0103i, de-aia am venit s\u0103 v\u0103 spun!… \u00cen leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu chiria aia de la Londra!
\n– Aaaa, da! Frumos! Ce n-a\u0219 da s\u0103 am \u0219i io un apartament gratis \u00een Londra!… \u0102h\u0103! Da` dac\u0103 n-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat carte… iaca staaau aicea pe un salariu de mizerie de doar 4500 de euro! 4500 de euro, doamn\u0103?!… E b\u0103taie de joc! Da` unde s\u0103 te duci, pe vremurile astea? P\u0103i, pentru asta am f\u0103cut io un ,,SH\u201d de la distan\u021b\u0103?… \u0102\u0103\u0103, ,,SH\u201d, adic\u0103 ,,Spiru Haret\u201d!… Ca s\u0103 mor aicea \u00een biroul \u0103sta? S\u0103 m\u0103 asfixiez de la at\u00e2ta \u00eemb\u00e2cseal\u0103 \u0219i nemi\u0219care?… Nu e normal, doamn\u0103! Dar, asta e! Suntem slujba\u0219i ai statului, ne supunem lui!… Dar, ia spune\u021bi? Ce probleme sunt cu Londra?
\n– P\u0103i, a\u0219 dori s\u0103 mi se pl\u0103teasc\u0103 chiria!
\n– A\u0103\u0103\u0103, da! Adic\u0103… cum? E gratuit! Dvs nu pl\u0103ti\u021bi nimica! Free! Moca! H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– Mdaaa, \u0219tiu, dar… cum s\u0103 v\u0103 spun io dvs?… Via\u021ba e scump\u0103 \u00een Londra! \u0218i… m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103…
\n– Eeei, haide\u021bi, doamn\u0103! Dvs nu trebuie s\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi! Io de-aia sunt aci! Ca s\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc \u00een locul clientului nostru!… Deci, s\u0103-n\u021beleg c\u0103 nu vre\u021bi gratis, dar vre\u021bi s\u0103 vi se pl\u0103teasc\u0103 chiria? Corect?
\n– Corect, da! Ra\u021bionamentul dvs este bun!…
\n– V\u0103 cred \u0219i io! P\u0103i, de-aia v\u0103 spuneam c\u0103, la c\u00e2te ra\u021bionamente de-astea am f\u0103cut io, nu sunt pl\u0103tit\u0103 de-ajuns!… Dar, ce s\u0103 mai…
\n– Deci, ca s\u0103 concluzion\u0103m?… Cum se poate rezolva?
\n– Cu ce?
\n– P\u0103i… cu chiria!
\n– Care chirie?… A, da! M\u0103 scuza\u021bi! Am at\u00e2tea pe cap!… P\u0103i, r\u0103m\u00e2ne c\u0103 e gratuit\u0103, dar v-o pl\u0103te\u0219te statul rom\u00e2n! E bine-a\u0219a?
\n– Mdaaa, e bine! E foarte bine! Dar… n-o s\u0103 trebuiasc\u0103 s\u0103 returnez banii c\u00e2nd n-o s\u0103 mai fiu director ICR?
\n– Haide\u021bi, doamn\u0103, fi\u021bi serioas\u0103! Cum adic\u0103, n-o s\u0103 mai fi\u021bi director? P\u0103i, la competen\u021ba dvs, o s\u0103 fi\u021bi acolo pe via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i dincolo de ea! Ha, ha! Io sunt \u0219i fan Dinamo, chiar dac\u0103 a retrogradat!… Am fost \u0219i-n galerie, p\u00e2n\u0103 am g\u0103sit am\u0103r\u00e2ta asta de slujbu\u0219oar\u0103, cu salariul \u0103sta de rahat… Deci, nu! N-o s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u021bi nimic! Niciodat\u0103 Ever! P\u0103i, cine pl\u0103te\u0219te ceva, vreodat\u0103 \u00een statul rom\u00e2n?..
\n– P\u0103i, \u00een cazul \u0103sta, m\u0103 gr\u0103besc s\u0103-mi iau \u00een primire locuin\u021ba!
\n– Merge\u021bi, doamn\u0103! Face\u021bi oleac\u0103 de cur\u0103\u021benie, da\u021bi cu aspiratorul, \u0219terge\u021bi geamurile… \u0218i nu v\u0103 mai face\u021bi griji de factur\u0103! O am\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 de chirie de 6500 de euro ne-a f\u0103cut pe noi Rom\u00e2nia Mare?… God save the King! And Camilla too!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
– Bun\u0103 ziua! – Bun\u0103 ziua! \u00cen ce problem\u0103? – \u0218ti\u021bi… \u0103\u0103\u0103mm… sunt directorul ICR Londra \u0219i am venit… \u0103\u0103\u0103mm…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24493"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24493"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24494,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24493\/revisions\/24494"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}