{"id":24448,"date":"2025-03-21T01:41:22","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T22:41:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24448"},"modified":"2025-03-21T01:42:40","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T22:42:40","slug":"brigada-diverse-nu-sir-in-car-eu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24448","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; N(u), Si(r), \u201e(i)n (c)ar\u201d e(u)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6 martie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n       Redescoperirea ro\u021bii r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eenc\u0103 subiect de actualitate. O fi lumea ne\u0219tiutoare, \u00eens\u0103, \u00eentr-at\u00e2t ca s\u0103 nu \u0219tie c\u0103 Einstein c\u00e2nta cel pu\u021bin la vioar\u0103, parc\u0103 seam\u0103n\u0103 a declara\u021bie de prostie.<br \/>\n       A\u0219 fi discutat despre patriotism, cum propunea un domn profesor, dar nici cu cine \u0219i nici de ce nu mai are rost. Goana dup\u0103 pozi\u021bie \u0219i bani a aruncat demult \u00een derizoriu na\u021biunea ca entitate.<br \/>\n       Deci nu \u00eent\u00e2mplarea prin care mama cuiva, neimportant cine, ajunge s\u0103 fie tratat\u0103 ca o femeie de serviciu, ci faptul c\u0103, respectiva povestitoare \u00eencepe magistral: \u201eChiar dup\u0103 ce am ob\u021binut doctoratul&#8230;\u201d. Aici voia de fapt s\u0103 ajung\u0103. S\u0103 \u0219tie omenirea facebook-easc\u0103 c\u0103 este ea \u201edoctoreas\u0103\u201d.<br \/>\n        \u00cen pa\u0219opt&#8230;. Oriunde ar fi poposit cei trei lideri popular comuni\u0219ti, \u201eRada, Melu \u0219i Br\u0103teanu\u201d (avea soacr\u0103-mea o vorb\u0103 b\u0103l\u0103cenist\u0103, de\u0219i am trecut la prefaceri, erau trei b\u0103rba\u021bi; dar, la cum ar\u0103ta tova Ana, s\u0103 zici c\u0103 f\u0103cuse schimbare de sex), se lumina cerul, se-n\u021bolea tot rom\u00e2nul \u00een straie d-ele bune. A\u0219a fu \u0219i la R\u00e2mnic, s\u0103rb\u0103toare, c\u0103 le venir\u0103 \u201estelele\u201d de la Moscova.<br \/>\n      Karon, ne Karon, cu vechile borduri \u0219i asfaltul coco\u0219at de la mijloc spre rigol\u0103, \u00eemi pl\u0103cea mai mult strada copil\u0103riei. Acum&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Profesorului adev\u0103rat, cel c\u0103ruia \u00eei place pedagogia de nu mai poate, \u00eei \u0219ade bine la \u0219coal\u0103, nu la Cotroceni. Nu, nu de Klaus vorbeam, ci de \u0103sta, Iliu\u021b\u0103. Cineva \u00eei ia ap\u0103rarea cerberului &#8211; pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el Albulescu era umorul \u00een persoan\u0103 -, alert\u00e2ndu-se c\u0103 a devenit peste noapte din onest unul nefast (dar nevinovat) (\u00een gurile rele ale rom\u00e2nilor) \u00eentru totul. \u00cen fine \u0219i final, profesoratul s\u0103u a fost unul de&#8230; carton. Nici m\u0103car unul de ora\u0219, nici m\u0103car la unii s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i cu capul, nici c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0219i dea seama cu ce se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 (vezi satul Tileagd, vezi \u0218coala Ajut\u0103toare, vezi 1993-1994). Nu c\u0103 m-ar fi interesat. Eu \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 o seam\u0103 de indivizi c\u0103rora \u0219tirea televizat\u0103 le produce vertij, habar nu aveam \u0219i nici nu eram interesa\u021bi de spr\u00e2ncene-mpreunate. Probabil, peste nu mult timp, sintagma \u201ecale spr\u00e2ncenat\u0103\u201d s\u0103 i se-mplineasc\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ori \u201ejurnali\u0219tii\u201d nu cunosc ora\u0219ul, ori&#8230;. Dar sigur habar n-au c\u0103 Nicolae B\u0103lcescu \u0219i George Baiculescu nu se pot \u00eempreuna nicicum, c\u00e2t s\u0103 se evite un ambuteiaj din pricina uneia. M\u0103car c\u0103 nu-s at\u00e2\u021bia \u021bigani pe prima c\u00e2t pe-a doua. De fapt, doar ca s\u0103-\u0219i mai uneasc\u0103 vreo \u201esingur\u0103tate\u201d \u0219i s\u0103 mai cate la linguric\u0103 ar mai putea b\u00e2ntui singurul bulevard \u00eenc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 picior de astfel de etnie.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 fi spus, fra\u021bilor. Nu s\u0103 ias\u0103 hurezenii acum \u0219i s\u0103 se laude\/vaite c\u0103 unu pe patru din scutul antirachet\u0103 a ajuns la vecinii cu s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 de ar\u021bag. T\u00e2rziu \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 de obraz, b\u0103 statule!<br \/>\n       Oric\u00e2t de bun, oric\u00e2t de doritor, oric\u00e2t cum dori\u021bi, nu licen\u021biezi pilo\u021bi la 17 ani. Fac abstrac\u021bie c\u0103-i \u0219i tuci, dar nu de-a noastr\u0103. Sugarii mai au s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 dreptul de zbor \u0219i ne putem lua adio de la siguran\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n        Un pic de legisla\u021bie, chiar rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, \u0219i \u0219i-ar da seama \u0219i \u0103i de vorbesc engleza c\u0103 tot ce ajunge la gunoi, de bun\u0103 voia proprietarului, nu-i mai apar\u021bine. Unul dintre ei era \u00een stare s\u0103 cumpere groapa municipal\u0103 Newport pentru ditai bitcoin-urile de pe un hard disk, care s-ar fi aflat, zice el din gre\u0219eal\u0103, acolo. F\u0103r\u0103 succes.<br \/>\n        Unii sus pu\u0219i, la final de mandat au f\u0103cut ce nu f\u0103cuser\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci. S-au pus s\u0103 guste materialul antiderapant. \u0218i cic\u0103 e s\u0103rat. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6 martie 2025 Redescoperirea ro\u021bii r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eenc\u0103 subiect de actualitate. O fi lumea ne\u0219tiutoare, \u00eens\u0103, \u00eentr-at\u00e2t ca s\u0103 nu \u0219tie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24448"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24448"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24451,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24448\/revisions\/24451"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}