{"id":24436,"date":"2025-03-18T22:50:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T19:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24436"},"modified":"2025-03-18T22:50:41","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T19:50:41","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aromisi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24436","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aromi\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Cum se nimerise&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Nu semnasem \u00een acea sear\u0103 condica de prezen\u021b\u0103 la Cici. Avusesem, parc\u0103, o chermez\u0103 care ne exasperase. Un fost fotbalist \u00ee\u0219i serba ziua de na\u0219tere la Poieni\u021ba. \u00ce\u0219i montase liota sus, la etaj, \u00een cap\u0103t, unde nu pupau muzican\u021bii s\u0103 intre. \u00cen separeu. De protocol, ca omologul de la parter. S\u0103rb\u0103toritul deschisese u\u0219ile spre a se ar\u0103ta \u0219i \u201emaselor\u201d din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, spre a ridica m\u00e2ini \u0219i a mai da din cap a mul\u021bumire. Exasperarea&#8230;. Huru ne chemase cu \u201enoaptea-n cap\u201d, de\u0219i \u00eentre noi \u0219i el nu se \u00eencheiase niciun contract de drepturi \u0219i obliga\u021bii, ci doar un verbal accept s\u0103 ciupim de la clien\u021bi cu m\u0103sur\u0103 c\u00e2te-o \u0219p\u0103guli\u021b\u0103, care, ce-i drept, nu intrase sub inciden\u021ba vreunei dijmuiri, dar nici n-ar fi fost l\u0103sat\u0103 s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 limitele unei \u021b\u00e2r\u00e2ieli de robinet cu obertailul defect. Se t\u0103ia \u201elumina\u201d, se d\u0103dea drumul la c\u00e2ini &#8211; precum lui Floric\u0103 pintenatul de la Intercoop &#8211; \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea acas\u0103. La 12, maxim, \u00een cel mai fericit moment de \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103 al \u0219efului \u0219i, c\u00e2nd era de caraul\u0103 \u00een recep\u021bie, al lui Titel. Ne <strong>arendau<\/strong> din spa\u021biul locativ cu ora, minutul \u0219i voia lor. <strong>Armadei<\/strong> i se ura v\u00e2nt din pupa &#8211; \u0219i ce ne-ar fi luat la \u0219uturi \u0219i din \u021bigani nu ne-ar fi scos de era dup\u0103 ei &#8211; \u0219i prindeau lac\u0103tul c\u00e2t plosca de urechile intr\u0103rii-ie\u0219ire. Nu spuneai nimic, a zis D\u0103nu\u021b s\u0103 venim, venim. Crezusem c\u0103 ne va ie\u0219i de mai mult de-o ciorb\u0103. De la ora 15&#8230;. Care mai de care mai ferchezuit, care mai de care cu con\u0219tiin\u021ba programului propus &#8211; mai pu\u021bin Tamba, dac\u0103 nu \u00eent\u00e2rzia el un pic, parc\u0103 era anormal; \u0219i n-aveam telefoane ca acum ; s\u0103 fi fost, \u00eei f\u0103ceam capul p\u0103trat -, ne-am \u00eenfiin\u021bat la datorie. Veseli, volubili &#8211; nu \u0219i elocven\u021bi -, \u00eencrez\u0103tori. Apropiindu-ne pu\u021bin c\u00e2te pu\u021bin de restaurant, un fel de nedumerire ne cuprindea \u0219i cre\u0219tea cu fiecare pas. Cine naiba c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00een restaurant? Doar intr\u00e2nd am putut identifica&#8230;. Gicu\u021ba. Se montase sus \u0219i le c\u00e2nta cu foc. \u00cencetase la un moment dat, p\u00e2n\u0103 am finalizat preg\u0103tirile, fiecare la ale lui. Nu mai \u201ed\u0103 \u00een ele\u201d ea, d\u0103m noi. Dup\u0103 patru be\u021be, am atacat direct o hor\u0103. N-am apucat s\u0103 deslu\u0219im mai mult de o jum\u0103tate din una c\u0103 greb\u0103neanca terminase \u201e\u021bigara\u201d &#8211; nu fumeaz\u0103 defel &#8211; \u0219i se apucase iar\u0103 de omor\u00e2t folclorul. Nu doar el. De\u0219i ne suprapusesem mai bine de dou\u0103 minute, am l\u0103sat de la noi \u0219i am pus punct tentativei. Nesim\u021b. C\u00e2nd nu e\u0219ti la tine \u201eacas\u0103\u201d ceri voie, m\u0103car ai discu\u021bie cu gazdele. \u201eC\u00e2nt\u0103m \u0219i noi un program, c\u00e2nta\u021bi \u0219i voi unul&#8230;\u201d. De fapt, dac\u0103 Huru ne-ar fi spus de la \u00eenceput c\u0103 venim doar ca s\u0103 st\u0103m la ciupeal\u0103, nu ne-am fi deranjat deloc a\u0219a devreme. Ajungeam pe \u00eencinatelea, ca de obicei, era cineva, ne a\u0219terneam la c\u00e2ntecele, nu, st\u0103team la mas\u0103 \u0219i mai ciupeam de pe la osp\u0103tari ceva de cl\u0103tit gura m\u0103car. Cum-necum, ne-am luat revan\u0219a. Ne-am suit pe scen\u0103, \u00een timp ce \u201evedeta\u201d era \u00een vog\u0103, am tr\u00e2ntit ni\u0219te piese zgomotoase de nu se mai \u00een\u021belegea om cu tovar\u0103\u0219, mai rock, cu solouri ale lui Sticl\u0103 de s\u0103ltau paharele goale pe mas\u0103, oblig\u00e2nd-o s\u0103 pun\u0103 punct vervei cu care se \u00eemb\u0103\u021bo\u0219a printre alte foste stele, buh\u0103ite, bete, \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nite, cu <strong>artrite<\/strong> \u0219i <strong>artroz\u0103<\/strong> b\u0103t\u00e2nd la u\u0219\u0103. \u00ce\u0219i <strong>arogar\u0103<\/strong> ei nu \u0219tiu ce pozi\u021bie, \u00eent\u00e2ietatea \u00een restaurant, dar n-a \u021binut. Le-am dat cu tifla. Nu puteam s\u0103 le <strong>arond\u0103m<\/strong> tot programul fiindc\u0103 nu erau singuri, nu \u00eenchiriaser\u0103 sala propriu-zis\u0103 de mese, ci doar separeul \u0219i, dup\u0103 c\u00e2te \u0219tiam, doar cu u\u0219ile \u00eenchise. \u00cenc\u00e2t ne-a fost lesne s\u0103 ne contr\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 ajungem la un compromis. S\u0103 nu fi venit degeaba. S\u0103 ni se asigure tuturor timpi egali \u0219i s\u0103 ne c\u0103p\u0103t\u0103m cu de toate: hran\u0103, b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i b\u0103nu\u021bi. Ne-a p\u0103rut \u00eens\u0103 r\u0103u&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum se nimerise&#8230;. Nu semnasem \u00een acea sear\u0103 condica de prezen\u021b\u0103 la Cici. 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