{"id":24426,"date":"2025-03-17T01:22:35","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T22:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24426"},"modified":"2025-03-17T01:22:35","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T22:22:35","slug":"brigada-diverse-o-vor-bade-faina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24426","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (O) (v)or, b(a)de, (f)\u0103in\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2 martie 2025<br \/>\n         \u0218oc anafila\u201ep\u201dtic. Dintr-un anun\u021b c\u0103ruia normalitatea ra\u021biunii i-ar c\u00e2rpi o palm\u0103 peste bot. Pentru un obscur virtual concur\u0219um se d\u0103 sfoar\u0103 \u00een&#8230; lume c\u0103 o posibil\u0103 tentativ\u0103 de fraudare va fi sanc\u021bionat\u0103. De parc\u0103 ar avea putin\u021ba vreun concet\u0103\u021bean, c\u00e2t de \u0219mecher \u0219i de\u0219tept s-ar crede, s\u0103 dea de urm\u0103 \u0219iretlicului informa\u021bional. \u0218i m\u0103 rog, pentru ce? Pentru o ram\u0103 \u0219i o fotografie care la Simic\u0103 nu pot costa mai mult de 20 de lei? At\u00e2t de s\u0103rac\u0103 este considerat\u0103 \u201eprostimea\u201d?<br \/>\n         Boicot, zice\u021bi? \u00cempotriva cui? A potolirii foamei viscerale? C\u00e2nd, fra\u021bilor? N-a\u021bi sesizat, c\u0103 nu un personaj anume atrage o a\u0219a numit\u0103 mas\u0103 de simpatizan\u021bi, ci doar posibilitatea c\u0103 vreodat\u0103 insul, insignifiantul, ipochimenul i se poate al\u0103tura \u0219i poate c\u0103p\u0103ta notorietate \u00een cea mai mic\u0103 dintre particulele societale: cuplul, grupul, cercul, escuada, ceata, clica, clubul, fac\u021biunea, seria, ga\u0219ca, banda, clasa, anturajul. Sau marea aglomerare depus\u0103 \u00een contul atrupamentului.<br \/>\n       S-a uitat cineva la scheletul b\u0103rbatului \u0219i femeii? A v\u0103zut vreo diferen\u021b\u0103? \u0218tie cineva \u0219i de ce? Mai \u0219tie vreunul de ce mereu la disciplina sport \u0219colar\u0103 baremul fetelor este sc\u0103zut cu cel pu\u021bin 15% fa\u021b\u0103 de al b\u0103ie\u021bilor? S-o datora, nu cumva, conforma\u021biei fizice? \u0218i-atunci, de ce s\u0103 nu ne \u00eentoarcem fiecare la ale noastre? B\u0103rba\u021bii la masculinitatea lor, iar femeile la c\u00e2t le stau \u00een putere for\u021bele \u0219i menirea.<br \/>\n      Ia uite cum imediat avem un exemplu bun de pus \u00een ram\u0103. Anicka Maia-ua a revenit \u00een matca propriei \u201esexualit\u0103\u021bi\u201d. Dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta c\u00e2ntat, \u0219i-a dat seama c\u0103 tot de-o ciorb\u0103-i bun\u0103 g\u0103ina b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103. Curat\u0103, necurat\u0103, e tot femeie \u0219i tot la crati\u021b\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te oric\u00e2t de Ana Lesko a fost.<br \/>\n       P\u0103i e cam de r\u00e2sul na\u021biei \u0219i natului. Adic\u0103 numai 350 de euro, c\u00e2nd popula\u021bia \u00ee\u0219i vedea georgescul vis cel pu\u021bin multi milionar \u00een lire sterline, cu mai multe case ca N\u0103stase \u0219i Iohannis, cu mai multe grade dec\u00e2t Ponta \u0219i cu mai multe&#8230; dec\u00e2t Dragnea? \u00cen fine, poate \u0219i mai v\u00e2n\u0103tor dec\u00e2t Marcel, mai miner dec\u00e2t Cozma \u0219i mai kgb-ist dec\u00e2t Iliescu. S\u0103 zic c\u0103 \u0219i mai scientolog dec\u00e2t Geoan\u0103?<br \/>\n       Parc\u0103 de culoare \u00eei arde omului. Ce dac\u0103-i banana albastr\u0103? N-a\u021bi v\u0103zut \u0219i v\u00e2n\u0103t-muceg\u0103ite? Nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 rom\u00e2nul dac\u0103 este la promo\u021bie?<br \/>\n       L\u0103sa\u021bi. C\u0103 nu-s numai daci pe columne, nu-s to\u021bi troglodi\u021bi ca Burebista \u0219i Decebal \u0219i nici to\u021bi numai statui, iar romanii c\u0103 n-au imortalizat mai deloc pe-ai s\u0103i cuceritori, ba din contr\u0103.<br \/>\n       De n-ar fi consumat c\u00e2teva zeci de r\u00e2mniceni cerneluri \u0219i n-ar fi stricat cuvinte pe nep\u0103sarea locuitorilor despre c\u00e2teva senza\u021bii urbane din trecut mai ziceam, e lips\u0103, domnule, \u0219i trebuie. Dar c\u00e2nd ai la dispozi\u021bie cel pu\u021bin un personaj ce te poate pune la curent ca o carte deschis\u0103 despre orice curiozitate, s\u0103 vii s\u0103 pui un copil s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe ne\u0219tiutorul \u0219i pe curiosul, pe ini\u021biatorul unei asemenea informa\u021bii, cred c\u0103 e p\u0103cat \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 de obraz. Numai ni\u0219te imagini \u00een mi\u0219care, cum g\u0103se\u0219ti sute de mii, e prea pu\u021bin \u0219i deloc benefic. Pune\u021bi, bre, din nou, interviurile cu Chirac \u0219i al\u021bii care mai au habar, cu adev\u0103rat, despre t\u00e2rgul \u0103sta am\u0103r\u00e2t \u00een care ne ducem zilele din ce \u00een ce mai greu de suportat.<br \/>\n       Cumva au g\u0103sit ei, tibetanii, solu\u021bia s\u0103 nu reac\u021bioneze la ro\u0219ul puzderiei de cl\u0103diri din Lhasa \u0219i, \u00een ciuda lipsei \u201emasei freatice\u201d, s\u0103 supravie\u021buiasc\u0103 \u00een cea mai profund\u0103 lini\u0219te sufleteasc\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 martie 2025 \u0218oc anafila\u201ep\u201dtic. Dintr-un anun\u021b c\u0103ruia normalitatea ra\u021biunii i-ar c\u00e2rpi o palm\u0103 peste bot. 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