{"id":24390,"date":"2025-03-09T14:42:42","date_gmt":"2025-03-09T11:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24390"},"modified":"2025-03-09T14:42:42","modified_gmt":"2025-03-09T11:42:42","slug":"brigada-diverse-ei-afoni-ca-dora-dan-lica-si-moni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24390","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E)i, (a)foni (c)a Do(r)a: D(a)n, (L)ica (\u0219)i M(o)ni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>22 februarie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n        Credulitate total\u0103, reclam\u0103 de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat\u0103, tupeu sfruntat. Una bucat\u0103 \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, una bucat\u0103&#8230;. Cum ai putea crede c\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 t\u0103iere, gu\u0219ile unele peste alta vor disp\u0103rea c\u00e2t ba\u021bi din palme dup\u0103 o simpl\u0103 expunere la un aparat? N-ar lua babele, grasele \u0219i alte categorii ale c\u0103ror \u0219unci stau straturi-straturi aceast\u0103 miraculoas\u0103 inven\u021bie \u0219i-ntr-o or\u0103 ar fi fecioare zvelte? N-ar trebui s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u0219i-n alte p\u0103r\u021bi ale corpului, unde &#8211; \u0219tiu, ve\u021bi riposta c\u0103 \u201eb\u0103rbia dubl\u0103\u201d este de alt\u0103 natur\u0103; cu prec\u0103dere pentru atare boal\u0103, glanda tiroid\u0103 inflamat\u0103, nu prea am auzit de remedii; dar, mai ales, dac\u0103 despre o cut\u0103 de gr\u0103sime vorbim, nu se tope\u0219te cu toate razele razelor; \u0219i n-o fi periculoas\u0103, de-ar fi a\u0219a, metoda de ardere brusc\u0103, dup\u0103 ce organismul a dus munc\u0103 de l\u0103murire cu corpul pentru asemenea depunere? &#8211; sunt la \u201ekaizere\u201d cu duiumul?<br \/>\n       M\u0103i&#8230; bre&#8230; domnilor jurnali\u0219ti. Ce vorb\u0103 e aia c\u0103 nu-\u0219\u2019 pe ce-a cheltuit nou\u0103zeci de mii de iuroi Vicoloaica? \u0218i-n trei zile. Sunte\u021bi neserio\u0219i. \u00cenc\u0103 n-a cheltuit la c\u00e2\u021bi bani avea la dispozi\u021bie \u00een magazinele de lux. Poate nu \u0219ti\u021bi ce este acela \u201epeste hotare\u201d. Poate s\u0103 v\u0103 amintesc c\u00e2t cost\u0103 dincolo de grani\u021be o banal\u0103 extrac\u021bie dentar\u0103, s\u0103 v\u0103 \u201erecomand\u201d s\u0103 v\u0103 opera\u021bi \u00een str\u0103in\u0103t\u0103\u021buri. V-a\u021bi vinde via\u021ba voastr\u0103 \u0219i a genera\u021biilor viitoare vreo dou\u0103.<br \/>\n       F\u0103cu vasluianul 51 de ani degeaba. S\u0103 pun\u0103 botul la o copchil\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l deposedeze, prin voia lui, de 40.000 de euro? De unde-i aveai, b\u0103 b\u0103iatule? \u0218i ce a zis c\u0103-\u0219i ia de \u201eb\u0103nu\u021bii\u201d ceia, Porche, garsonier\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u0219ti sau apartament \u00een Germania?<br \/>\n        Adic\u0103 tot ni\u0219te \u0219mecheri s\u0103 beneficieze, cei de la asigur\u0103ri, nu? Dup\u0103 ce Nordisul a jumulit botani\u0219tii &#8211; \u0103i de pun botul la vr\u0103jeli -, stai c\u0103 te mai jumule\u0219te \u0219i statul, \u0219i cel care, \u00een virtutea parlamentarismului \u00eengrijorat c\u0103 li-s votan\u021bii jecm\u0103ni\u021bi de dezvoltatori, dar numai pentru cei ce ar depune \u00een contul lor 40% din sum\u0103. \u0218i \u0103i cu 10 %? Merg la pierderi \u201ecolaterale\u201d?<br \/>\n       Dac\u0103 are rom\u00e2nul &#8211; \u0219i-a-nceput s\u0103 aib\u0103, de-\u0219i iau am\u0103r\u0103\u0219tenii de alt\u0103dat\u0103 ma\u0219ini \u0219i case -, s\u0103 dea. \u0218i dac\u0103 a zis FMI-ul c\u0103 trebuie urgent la buget mai multe parale, e musai! S\u0103 repet c\u0103 domnul prim nu era \u00een mare alert\u0103 precum speciali\u0219tii \u00een monetarism se ar\u0103tar\u0103? S\u0103 vede\u021bi cum st\u0103 treaba. Sau cum st\u0103tea b\u0103sescian. \u0218i-atunci venise g\u0103uritul \u00een talp\u0103, \u0219i-atunci se \u00eengrijorase c\u0103 e groas\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i-atunci, ca \u0219i-acum, nu-i duhnea gura (sigur b\u0103gase \u00een el sarmale, fripturi cu mujdei, m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 \u0219i vin la greu) a t\u0103ieri de venituri de la stat \u0219i major\u0103ri de taxe &#8211; de\u0219i, a\u0219a \u0219tie Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103 procedeze, ca-n ultima variant\u0103 -, ci s\u0103 se g\u0103seasc\u0103 solu\u021bii de alt\u0103 natur\u0103 &#8211; economic\u0103, probabil, de cre\u0219tere&#8230;; \u00een fine, n-avem noi din aia -, s\u0103 nu mai creasc\u0103, cic\u0103, dob\u00e2nzile de \u00eemprumut. Bomba jurnalistic\u0103 vine abia acum. Dou\u0103 mici fr\u00e2nturi de text sunt superbe \u00een modul juvenil de redactare: 1 &#8211; \u201esurse apropiate discu\u021biilor\u201d (discu\u021biile devenind persoane aici); 2 &#8211; \u201esau chiar s\u0103 scad\u0103\u201d (desigur, dob\u00e2nzile). Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 este o eroare de percep\u021bie. Nu e clar c\u0103 \u00eentr-o astfel de situa\u021bie c\u00e2\u0219tigat ar fi debitorul, c\u0103 povara surplusului mai mic ar fi mai suportabil\u0103 \u0219i, deci, deficitul s-ar mic\u0219ora? Ei&#8230;. Dar rom\u00e2nul a r\u0103mas ca odinioar\u0103, c\u00e2nd venea zapciul de s\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103 dijma, censul, zeciuiala. Ori ca predianul Moromete: \u201eN-am! (&#8230;) P\u0103i nu \u021bi-am spus c\u0103 n-am!?\u201d. A\u0219a scuz\u0103 g\u0103si \u0219i guvernul: e greu s\u0103 ia \u0219i alte m\u0103suri drastice dup\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021barea pensiilor \u0219i salariilor bugetarilor. \u0218tim, \u00eens\u0103, c\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021b a fost doar afar\u0103, \u00een atmosfera climateric\u0103 a \u021b\u0103rii \u00een zilele acestea.<br \/>\n        Greu este s\u0103 faci muzic\u0103. Adic\u0103 s-o compui. Cineva pune o \u00eentrebare prosteasc\u0103 cu specific cotidian. Futilism cu ingrediente tehnologice de mur\u0103-n gur\u0103 \u0219i posmagi muie\u021bi. S\u0103 fi fost nevoit respectivul \u00eentreb\u0103re\u021b acum h\u0103t deja ani s\u0103 scrie partituri, m\u0103car pentru linia melodic\u0103 a vocii, s\u0103 o trimit\u0103 cu scris de m\u00e2n\u0103 a notelor c\u0103tre m\u0103car un am\u0103r\u00e2t de concurs de muzic\u0103 u\u0219oar\u0103 ca la R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat. S\u0103-i fi dat juriul cu ele-n cap sau, ca s\u0103-\u0219i r\u00e2d\u0103 de el, s\u0103-l pun\u0103 s\u0103 reproduc\u0103 partitura.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>22 februarie 2025 Credulitate total\u0103, reclam\u0103 de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat\u0103, tupeu sfruntat. Una bucat\u0103 \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, una bucat\u0103&#8230;. Cum ai putea crede c\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24391,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24390\/revisions\/24391"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}