{"id":24376,"date":"2025-03-07T00:32:14","date_gmt":"2025-03-06T21:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24376"},"modified":"2025-03-07T00:32:14","modified_gmt":"2025-03-06T21:32:14","slug":"brigada-diverse-pe-toc-un-cui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24376","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – P(e) to(c), u(n) (c)ui…"},"content":{"rendered":"

20 februarie 2025 <\/strong>
\n Modul rom\u00e2nesc de a tergiversa \u0219i anula alegerile pune \u00een func\u021biune mecanismele meschine cu care deja se ocupau mascat diver\u0219i in\u0219i cu puteri primite din m\u00e2na prostimii \u0219i \u00een alte \u021b\u0103ri. A\u0219a ies la iveal\u0103 marile conspira\u021bii \u00eempotriva logicii, mai \u00eent\u00e2i de toate. Dac\u0103 regula este regul\u0103, cum s-o schimbi tu de la tine voin\u021b\u0103? (De\u0219i, azi dup\u0103 o filipic\u0103 a lui Cicero, orice s-a putut, se poate \u0219i se va putea; a! nu m\u0103 mir\u0103.) \u0218i-auzi la englezi. Nu cu cinci luni ca la noi, ci cu un an, pe motivul unei presupuse \u201ereorganiz\u0103ri majore \u00een nou\u0103 autorit\u0103\u021bi locale\u201d. Dar ce le fac, m\u0103i, \u0103\u0219tia, le mut\u0103 cu totul, concediaz\u0103 tot aparatul, pun altul \u00een loc, c\u00e2t s\u0103 dureze \u0219i a\u0219a? Ce fac cet\u0103\u021benii, treburile \u00een acest r\u0103stimp – pus la dispozi\u021bie prin absurd de mine -, stagneaz\u0103, iau vacan\u021b\u0103? Asta este, fra\u021bilor, am ajuns pe m\u00e2na unor golani, putori \u00eempu\u021bite, ho\u021bi, t\u00e2lhari, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le pese de nimeni \u00een afara lor. Doar ei tr\u0103iesc, doar ei m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, doar ei au voie la orice. S\u0103 nu le fr\u00e2ngi g\u00e2tul din fa\u0219\u0103?
\n S\u0103 aib\u0103 de lucru, de aia se tot \u00eenfiin\u021beaz\u0103 peste tot \u00een lume fel de fel de departamente, brig\u0103zi, comisii, unit\u0103\u021bi…. De-ar descoperi – \u0219i nu dup\u0103 o mie de ani – ceva, de-ar fi utile c\u00e2t s\u0103 pun\u0103 cap\u0103t sau s\u0103 rezolve imediat probleme de stringen\u021b\u0103 major\u0103. Nu stai s\u0103 ac\u021bioneze nenoroci\u021bii, s\u0103 moar\u0103 oameni \u0219i dup\u0103 s\u0103-i arestezi. Nu a\u0219tep\u021bi zece ani s\u0103 dai oamenilor ceea ce li se cuvine, \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiindu-le banii e\u0219alonat dup\u0103 un algoritm care \u00een loc s\u0103-l avantajeze, \u00eei fac mai mult s\u00e2nge r\u0103u (cu 10 \u00een primul, cu 10 \u00een al doilea \u0219i abia spre final grosul de 50 la sut\u0103). \u00cens\u0103 praful de pu\u0219c\u0103 ce m-a \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit ca glon\u021bul din pepeni a percutat la \u201e\u00eengrijorarea\u201d cu care o parte dintre oameni se \u00eempropriet\u0103resc zilele acestea din cauza lui Trump. Adic\u0103 leprele costumate la patru ace armani cu \u201efonc\u021bii\u201d. Cet\u0103\u021beanul de r\u00e2nd jubileaz\u0103 c\u0103 a venit \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it unul care s\u0103 le mai dea \u0219i lor ap\u0103 la moar\u0103, speran\u021be c\u0103 nemernicia ar putea fi m\u0103car diminuat\u0103, dac\u0103 nu cumva eradicat\u0103. C\u0103 la americani procurorul general a desfiin\u021bat un departament care se ocupa (cheltuia de mama focului) de ingerin\u021bele altora \u00een alegerile lor, foarte bine. M\u00e2ncau, beau pe veresie, se plimbau, pierdeau timp cu cine \u0219tie ce re\u021bele de calculatoare. Le-a t\u0103iat por\u021bia.
\n Nu sanc\u021biuni cu bani – \u00eemi mai spuneau unii c\u0103 arderea la buzunar a oric\u0103rui nelegiuit ar avea un efect; pe naiba; fac \u0219i mai \u0219i; pune-i botni\u021b\u0103, leag\u0103-l cu funia, sp\u00e2nzur\u0103-l de picioare \u0219i d\u0103-i cu fum de ardei iute; bag\u0103-l la zdup, dar nu la gr\u0103mad\u0103 cu al\u021bi nemernici, ci la izolare; du-i, bre, \u00een Balta Br\u0103ilei \u0219i pune-i la t\u0103iat de stuf pe golani; scoate-i la cules de porumb pe n\u0103duful \u0103l mai mare… -, pu\u0219c\u0103rie, nene, pentru \u0103\u0219tia care numa-n fund nu se mai uitau. \u0218efi din \u0103\u0219tia de institu\u021bii, care, ajuta\u021bi de o lege idioat\u0103, pun camere de supraveghere pe unde cred ei c\u0103 ar fenta angajatul institu\u021bia ca s\u0103 nu munceasc\u0103. Ba\u0219ca pe la \u0219coli, le-a trecut s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00een toalet\u0103 camere, s\u0103 vad\u0103 care mai fumeaz\u0103 sau se drogheaz\u0103. Numai pentru \u00eenc\u0103lcarea intimit\u0103\u021bii trebuia sanc\u021bionat directorul? Dar pentru pornografie infantil\u0103 nu? O mie de ani de \u00eenchisoare n-ar merita? De-aia am zis, dac\u0103 se trece pragul bunului sim\u021b \u0219i la noi, m\u0103 dezbrac, la propriu \u0219i-mi desf\u0103\u0219or activitatea \u00een deplin\u0103tatea nudit\u0103\u021bii mele.
\n Uite a\u0219a vin \u0219i trec civiliza\u021biile, ca presupusa metropol\u0103 Uruk, redesenat\u0103 de copii bolnavi de irealit\u0103\u021bi urban fantezist.
\n Compania de ap\u0103…. Credeam c\u0103, stop\u00e2nd risipa care colc\u0103ie subteran din vreo cauz\u0103 neb\u0103nuit\u0103 \u0219i nelocalizat\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103, se va diminua \u0219i \u201econtribu\u021bia\u201d c\u0103tre mamutul… economic. Ba. Nici trei metri cubi de ap\u0103 risipi\u021bi, \u00een schimb, \u0219apte mii de litri de ap\u0103 scur\u0219i, de la dumnezeu, pu\u0219i la socoteal\u0103. S\u0103 urli! Ce-a fost, bre, potopul lui Noe la R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat \u00een luna ianuarie 2025? N-o fi asta ho\u021bie curat\u0103? La 6.000 de case \u0219i alte imobile, mai c\u0103 a secat Polul Nord de ap\u0103. C\u00e2t despre investi\u021bii…. S\u0103 fim serio\u0219i, \u201ecucoan\u0103\u201d!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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