{"id":24359,"date":"2025-03-03T01:12:14","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T22:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24359"},"modified":"2025-03-03T01:12:14","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T22:12:14","slug":"brigada-diverse-tipa-acusa-nea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24359","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; \u021ai(p)\u0103 (a)cu\u0219a (n)ea&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16 februarie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n      Am prins \u0219i \u0219pilul \u00eenjur\u0103turii de lamp\u0103. A ie\u0219it la momentul oportun, schimb\u00e2nd una \u00een fosta buc\u0103t\u0103rie. \u0218tii cum? A \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit!<br \/>\n      \u0218oferii din R\u00e2mnic, mai bine de jum\u0103tate dintre ei &#8211; un test la col\u021burile de strad\u0103, pe un e\u0219antion plauzibil -, nu mai semnalizeaz\u0103 schimbarea de direc\u021bie de aproape un an. De mai mult timp, telefonul nu le lipse\u0219te din m\u00e2n\u0103, \u0219i, de c\u00e2nd este Rom\u00e2nia c\u0103l\u0103toare pe patru \u0219i oric\u00e2te altele de multe sau pu\u021bine ro\u021bi motorizate, la volan vezi dobitoci de v\u00e2rst\u0103 major\u0103 \u0219i trecut\u0103 de 50 de ani pe care i-ai opri, i-ai t\u00e2r\u00ee de m\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103 din autoturism violent \u0219i le-ai interzice s\u0103 se mai urce vreodat\u0103. Pentru to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi \u00eemi \u0219ti\u021bi metoda infailibil\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       O fi cerul mai albastru la R\u00e2mnic. S-o fi \u00eenseninat cle\u0219tar de la \u201ebun\u0103tatea\u201d \u0219i \u201e\u0219tiin\u021ba\u201d concet\u0103\u021benilor. C\u0103 v\u0103zui un&#8230; nelocalnic &#8211; nu-l \u0219tiu \u0219i nu m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc c\u0103 vreun neao\u0219 ar mai avea r\u0103bdare &#8211; cum arunca privirea telefonului peste garduri \u0219i peste case ca s\u0103 imortalizeze locurile. Deloc lucru r\u0103u, \u00eens\u0103&#8230;. De le-ar compara cu ce-a fost. \u0218i bune, dar \u0219i nebune destule.<br \/>\n       M-am tot g\u00e2ndit uneori care este efectul mi\u0219c\u0103rii corpului prin propriile mijloace locomotorii \u0219i care c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi mi\u0219ti \u201ehoitul\u201d de colo-colo cu ajutorul ma\u0219inilor. Se pare c\u0103 niciunul. Aici este paradoxul. Degeaba mergi, c\u0103-\u021bi recomand\u0103 doctorul, kilometri pe zi, s\u0103n\u0103tatea ta se uzeaz\u0103: ba te las\u0103 \u00eencheieturile, ba sl\u0103be\u0219ti, ba cine \u0219tie ce organ crap\u0103. Degeaba stai cu dosul pe scaunul ma\u0219inii: nu te \u00eengra\u0219i &#8211; cum speram -, nu se \u00eengroa\u0219\u0103 arterele, nu faci blocaj renal. Face\u021bi, deci, ce vre\u021bi. Nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic bun, nimic r\u0103u.<br \/>\n       N-am r\u00e2vnit la mai mult, deci n-aveam cum s\u0103 fiu vreodat\u0103 implicat \u00een vreun scandal. Dar stau \u0219i m\u0103 mai uit pe la unii, care debordeaz\u0103 de bani \u0219i de prostie concomitent, v\u0103it\u00e2ndu-se c\u0103 \u0219i-au furat-o de la Nordis. \u0218i-apoi, c\u00e2nd v\u0103d informa\u021bii de genul x nu este vinovat, c\u00e2nd acolo a fost, m\u0103 ia cu pierderea min\u021bii. E, a fost, neimportant, nevasta ho\u021bului principal. De unde-o fi m\u00e2ncat, nu din \u00een\u0219el\u0103ciunile so\u021bului? Nu era normal s\u0103-\u0219i pl\u0103teasc\u0103 varii produse \u0219i servicii din pu\u0219culi\u021ba familiei? Ce nu \u00een\u021beleg: la ce dracu s\u0103-\u021bi mai faci opera\u021bii estetice c\u00e2nd n-are ce-\u021bi face niciun doctor estetician?<br \/>\n       Nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 cotiza\u021bi surplusul la bugetul de stat, nu v\u0103 mai d\u0103 statul \u00eenapoi nimic. Fritzule, s\u0103 nu ajungi la mila guvernului vreodat\u0103, s\u0103 ceri \u0219i s\u0103 nu \u021bi se dea, cum a\u021bi cam f\u0103cut to\u021bi cu partidele. Vira\u021bi unora tone de bani, altora nimic. Dac\u0103 nu era Timi\u0219oara mai aproape de grani\u021ba vestic\u0103, mai era ea ce este azi? Te vai\u021bi c\u0103 la nivel na\u021bional cota este mai mic\u0103 \u0219i la voi mai mare? P\u0103i, cine permite prostia asta de deposeda\u021bi de bani cet\u0103\u021benii de parc\u0103 a\u021bi cump\u0103rat \u00eempreun\u0103 case \u0219i ma\u0219ini? Hai c\u0103 la case, unele, \u00ee\u021bi trebuie 100 de ani de impozit ca s\u0103 egaleze pre\u021bul lor, dar la ma\u0219ini, junghiuri sau noi, \u00een zece-cincisprezece ani le cumperi \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 prin impozitare.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 n-aud, de\u0219i am o doz\u0103 mare de misoginism, de reguli b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219ti de odinioar\u0103 \u0219i nici de metehnele t\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103ilor infatua\u021bi de azi. Scosese un \u201eso\u021b\u201d un cod bun pentru neveste prin 1934. \u0218i abera insul de parc\u0103 el era Dumnezeu \u0219i ea &#8211; de\u0219i multe \u00eenc\u0103 frizeaz\u0103 prostia ca pe o virtute &#8211; o sclav\u0103. \u0218i din capul locului tr\u00e2nte\u0219te o norm\u0103 de te doare mintea-n tigv\u0103 de c\u00e2t de greu poate fi \u00eendeplinit\u0103 \u00eentr-o astfel de c\u0103snicie: \u201e\u00cembrac\u0103-te, pe c\u00e2t posibil, \u00een fiecare zi altfel.\u201d. Fraierul neg\u00e2ndind c\u0103 neav\u00e2nd ea salariu, banii tot de la el vin. Debordeaz\u0103 de chestiuni cu totul inumane. Dar mai presus de orice, codul este \u00eenso\u021bit de o fotografie deloc inspirat\u0103: o \u021b\u0103ranc\u0103 dup\u0103 port, sap\u0103 \u0219i ambient, \u00eens\u0103 \u021biganc\u0103 dup\u0103 chip. Da\u2019 o rum\u00e2nc\u0103, oric\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t\u0103, oric\u00e2t de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, nu g\u0103seai, m\u0103i nene postacule?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16 februarie 2025 Am prins \u0219i \u0219pilul \u00eenjur\u0103turii de lamp\u0103. A ie\u0219it la momentul oportun, schimb\u00e2nd una \u00een fosta buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24359"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24359"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24360,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24359\/revisions\/24360"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}