{"id":24284,"date":"2025-02-16T22:40:46","date_gmt":"2025-02-16T19:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24284"},"modified":"2025-02-16T22:40:46","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T19:40:46","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-musk-la-bran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24284","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Musk la Bran"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Evenimentul important al \u0103stui an
\neste venirea lui Elon Musk la Bran,
\nnu vestea despre cre\u0219terea de pre\u021buri,
\nla energie, gaze, carne \u0219i verde\u021buri!<\/p>\n

Io zic c\u0103 e bine c\u0103 mai vine Musk
\ns\u0103 ne mai ridice din moralul flasc,
\ncare intrase-a\u0219a, \u00eentr-o blegeal\u0103,
\ndin cauz\u0103 de ,,energie\u201d na\u021bional\u0103!<\/p>\n

Cum v\u0103 spuneam, de Halloween,
\nla Bran, to\u021bi bog\u0103ta\u0219ii lumii vin,
\n\u0219i pentru asta au \u00eenchiriat castelu`,
\nfiindc\u0103 la ei, a\u0219a este modelu`!<\/p>\n

\u0218i cic\u0103 o s\u0103 fie acolo, bat-o vina,
\nfrumoasa, delicata div\u0103, Angelina,
\nc\u0103ci r\u0103m\u0103sese pentru ea nevizitat
\nacest castel, de care a aflat…<\/p>\n

Astfel, aici, \u00een \u021bara regelui Gerula,
\n\u0219i mult mai cunoscutului Dracula,
\nveni-vor \u0103\u0219tia to\u021bi s\u0103 se distreze
\n\u00eens\u0103 secretul vor s\u0103 \u00eel p\u0103streze…<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci nimeni n-are voie s\u0103 posteze
\nvreo poz\u0103 care poate s\u0103 \u0219ocheze
\nfirea rom\u00e2nului \u0219i-a\u0219a foarte \u0219ocat\u0103
\nde grija iernii, ce, iat\u0103, se arat\u0103…<\/p>\n

Se zice c\u0103 vor fi \u0219i multe majorete!
\nVai, ce noroc a dat peste aceste fete!
\nS\u0103-i fac\u0103 atmosfer\u0103 \u0103luia ce are,
\no-ntreag\u0103 lume, la ale lui picioare!<\/p>\n

Io zic c\u0103 dac\u0103 le-o pl\u0103cea la Bran,
\npoate mai stau p\u00e2n` la final de an,
\ns\u0103 mai atrag\u0103 \u0219i pe al\u021bii s\u0103 mai vin\u0103
\n\u00een vizit\u0103 la a Maicii Domnului gr\u0103din\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u00cen schimb, pentru aceast\u0103 realizare,
\ns\u0103-i facem iute ,,cet\u0103\u021beni de onoare\u201d
\ns\u0103 nu mai uite-n vecii vecilor, amin
\ncum prime\u0219te Rom\u00e2nia pe orice str\u0103in!<\/p>\n

\u0218i dac-or vrea, cumva, \u0219i privilegii,
\nce se cuvin conform literei legii,
\nio zic s\u0103 le r\u0103m\u00e2ie lor \u00eentreg castelul,
\ndar s\u0103 p\u0103streze neschimbat modelul!<\/p>\n

Dar, sta\u021bi pu\u021bin \u0219i nu v\u0103 panica\u021bi,
\nc\u0103ci castelul nu mai e cum \u0219tia\u021bi!
\nFiindc\u0103 de ceva vreme e retrocedat
\n\u0219i, deci, nu mai este de\u021binut de stat! <\/p>\n

Acum apar\u021bine Casei de Habsburg,
\n\u0219i la ea vor merge, banii care curg
\ndin \u00eenchiriere pentru-a\u0219a distrac\u021bii
\n\u0219i ales dintre at\u00e2tea alte destina\u021bii!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci mo\u0219tenitorii Reginei Maria,
\nau revendicat aproape toat\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia,
\ndar nu s-o p\u0103streze cum a fost, \u00eentreag\u0103,
\nci, de pe urma ei, foloase s\u0103 trag\u0103!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 nu ne mir\u0103m, c\u0103-ntr-o bun\u0103 zi,
\nc\u00e2nd n-o mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne nimica pe-aci,
\ndin aceea\u0219i dragoste, pur\u0103 \u0219i arz\u00e2nd\u0103,
\nurma\u0219ii Reginei, poate-o s\u0103 ne v\u00e2nd\u0103!<\/p>\n

Dar, p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, s\u0103 vis\u0103m frumos,
\nc\u0103 Branul petrece \u00een mod fastuos
\niar petrec\u0103re\u021bii n-or avea simptome,
\ncare s\u0103-i transforme apoi, \u00een fantome!<\/p>\n

Ca apoi s\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie pe frumosul plai
\nunde noi credeam c\u0103 tr\u0103im ca-n Rai,
\n\u0219i-o s\u0103 vin\u0103 unii, a\u0219a, dintr-o dat\u0103,
\ns\u0103 ne spun\u0103 c\u0103 \u021bara e… posedat\u0103!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 plec\u0103m din ea sau s\u0103 pl\u0103tim chiria,
\ncelui ce-a \u00eenregistrat numele Rom\u00e2nia,
\naltfel, ne vor b\u00e2ntui toat\u0103 existen\u021ba,
\np\u00e2n\u0103 ne-om uita toat\u0103 chintesen\u021ba!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Musk la Bran Evenimentul important al \u0103stui an este venirea lui Elon Musk la Bran, nu vestea despre cre\u0219terea de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24284"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24285,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24284\/revisions\/24285"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}