{"id":24270,"date":"2025-02-13T13:17:12","date_gmt":"2025-02-13T10:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24270"},"modified":"2025-02-13T13:17:12","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T10:17:12","slug":"brigada-diverse-au-prune-scule-furaj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24270","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (A)u p(r)une, scul(e), fura(j)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6 februarie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n        \u00centr-o list\u0103, nu neap\u0103rat imediat\u0103, a unui cusurgiu ca mine se pot \u00eenscrie ochelari\u0219tii care vorbesc despre s\u0103n\u0103tatea ochilor, prim-mini\u0219trii care peroreaz\u0103 cre\u0219terea economic\u0103 de 2,5% laolalt\u0103 cu un deficit bugetar de 7%, precum \u0219i femeile care, nestingherite, vorbesc despre lucruri \u201esfinte\u201d pe trotuar, dar \u0219i \u021big\u0103nci care-\u0219i declar\u0103 una alteia &#8211; am etichetat spusa \u201eDeclara\u021bie de de\u0219tept\u0103ciune\u201d \u00een \u00eensemnarea mea &#8211; \u201eEu nu-s proast\u0103!\u201d. De altfel, \u00een arealul pe care-l frecventez rar, se g\u0103sesc destule urbanisme nelalocul lor. Provinciale clar. Deocamdat\u0103 unul singur fapt am a-l mai puncta: afi\u0219ul ce troneaz\u0103 \u00een\/pe avizierul Clubului Copiilor este f\u0103cut din cea mai mare s\u0103r\u0103cie; un carton, extras din l\u0103zile din care probabil c\u0103 s-au mai cadorisit copiii de s\u0103rb\u0103tori sau altc\u00e2ndva, nefasonat, a devenit afi\u0219; literele majuscule \u00eencondeiate dup\u0103 putin\u021ba caligrafic\u0103 cu carioca&#8230;.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd nu prea ai cu te ocupa, prefaci \u0219i bancnotele. Autorul, dup\u0103 putere. N-a fost \u00een stare s\u0103 ridice \u201eprodusele sexuale\u201d propuse la nivel \u00eenalt. Nu. A pus o pi\u021bipoanc\u0103, trecut\u0103 vizibil de 35 de ani \u00een locul lui Vlaicu \u0219i a ad\u0103ugat dup\u0103 cei 50 lei \u201eora\u201d. Pu\u021bin, b\u0103i pi\u0219piric\u0103! M\u0103 mir c\u0103 n-a dotat-o pe Ecaterina Teodoroiu cu balcoane mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii, n-a despuiat-o de uniforma militar\u0103 \u0219i n-a \u00eembr\u0103cat-o-n neglij\u00e9. Ia uite c\u0103 n-am \u0219tiut c\u0103 bancnota de 20 de lei a ajuns pe net marf\u0103 de contraband\u0103 \u0219i este most wanted. \u0218i eu care le-am dat ca fraierul la Penny. Unul pe olx cere 300 de lei, altul 8,5 USD.<br \/>\n        Show poetry. A\u0219a s-ar cam traduce rom\u00e2neasca pagin\u0103 unde nebuni de legat \u201ecompun\u201d al\u0103tur\u0103ri de vorbe goale \u0219i n\u0103t\u00e2ngi. Un&#8230; s-a apucat el s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 despre P\u0103unescu, c\u00e2t era el de poet, c\u00e2t de mult \u0219i-a dorit s\u0103-i cumpere volumul de la acea vreme, cald ca p\u00e2inea intermediar\u0103, \u0219i, cum n-avea bani, cum \u0219i-a g\u0103sit printre colegi un \u0219parlitor ca s\u0103 i-l procure. G\u00e2nd ce-l str\u0103bate \u0219i azi, dup\u0103 42 de ani, cu vreun altul care va s\u0103 r\u0103sar\u0103, sau chiar a r\u0103s\u0103rit, \u0219i pe care ar dori s\u0103-l citeasc\u0103 tot din furat. Zice el, \u201eliric\u201d, c-ar muri fericit. Ar putea s\u0103 o fac\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai cread\u0103 despre ceea ce \u00een\u0219ir\u0103 c\u0103 ar fi poezie, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai angajeze vreun ho\u021b de libr\u0103rii, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai g\u0103seasc\u0103 un poet al neamului care s\u0103-l lase mut. Uite c\u0103 pentru scris nu prea ai la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 variante populare, \u00een afara analfabetismului, prea pu\u021bine atribute: disgrafia, dislexia (o c\u0103utare atent\u0103 trece \u0219i scrierea ca deficien\u021b\u0103), disortografia. Poate \u0219i-un pic de afazie l-ar fi \u201eajutat\u201d s\u0103 lase literatura \u00een pace.<br \/>\n       Nu m-am sfiit s\u0103 consider c\u0103 Zelenski \u0219i to\u021bi juc\u0103torii politici europeni, dimpreun\u0103 cu cei americani, sunt vinova\u021bi de-a fi m\u0103cel\u0103rit parte dintre ucraineni \u0219i al\u021bi nebuni du\u0219i cu pluta direct pe c\u00e2mpul de lupt\u0103 ca \u00een Counter Strike-ul calculatoarelor. Apar dovezi irefutabile c\u0103 putea \u00eenceta r\u0103zboiul cu un simplu \u201erenun\u021b\u201d sau \u201ehai s\u0103 facem pace\u201d. Da\u2019 piticu\u2019 fu g\u0103gios: \u201eDe acum \u00eenainte vom lupta p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul ucrainean. Orice se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla, ne vom lupta!\u201d. Io (\u201epoetul\u201d din paragraful anterior se tot lovea, \u0219i el, cu el, cu pumnu-n gura limbii rom\u00e2ne) -i luam g\u00e2tul \u00een locul concet\u0103\u021benilor lui. Tr\u0103ie\u0219te, tu, bine mersi, \u0219i eu s\u0103 mor, vezi doamne! Ba, m\u0103!<br \/>\n      De c\u00e2nd cu virusul pisoilor, i-am spus Corinei: \u201eFemeie, \u0103\u0219tia au dat drumul iar la covid! Adu-\u021bi aminte cum au murit \u0219i-n 2019 \u0103ia trei ai lui Mi\u021bi, cum au pierit cel negru, griu\u021ba.\u201d. Ce s\u0103 vezi. Europa se alimenteaz\u0103 iar, de nicio s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 (la vedere), cu vaccinuri de la Moderna, un contract comun pentru 15 state europene, Rom\u00e2nia nu se afl\u0103 \u00eentre ele, \u0219i dou\u0103 nemembre, Norvegia \u0219i Macedonia de Nord. Nu pune semne de \u00eentrebare? Mai ales c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 alegeri prin Rom\u00e2nia, Germania, Fran\u021ba&#8230;. Dup\u0103 \u0219tirea nem\u021bilor c\u0103 de nu iese \u201ecine trebuie\u201d aplic\u0103 metoda rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, parc\u0103 un pic de stare de urgen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i necesitate mai duce boala politic\u0103 pe picioare \u00eenc\u0103 o vreme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6 februarie 2025 \u00centr-o list\u0103, nu neap\u0103rat imediat\u0103, a unui cusurgiu ca mine se pot \u00eenscrie ochelari\u0219tii care vorbesc despre<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24271,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24270\/revisions\/24271"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}