{"id":24232,"date":"2025-02-06T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2025-02-06T14:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24232"},"modified":"2025-02-06T17:52:00","modified_gmt":"2025-02-06T14:52:00","slug":"brigada-diverse-cu-nume-si-numar-pe-o-stela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24232","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – (C)u n(u)me (\u0219)i num\u0103(r) (p)e (o) stel(\u0103)"},"content":{"rendered":"

2 februarie 2025<\/strong>
\n Din ce \u00een ce mai mul\u021bi sunt l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 se iluzioneze c\u0103 sunt poe\u021bi. Nu mai departe de poza cu o f\u0103tuc\u0103 ce \u0219i-a pus baticul la gur\u0103 \u00een loc de a-l pune pe cap, acolo unde \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu al v\u00e2rstei va ajunge s\u0103 stea, \u0219i a recita prin el, cum vreo dou\u0103 neprih\u0103nite candidate la titulaturi iernatice de miss s-au t\u0103v\u0103lit efectiv pe esplanada de prezentare \u0219i de acolo au icnit vorbe care au fost declarate versuri. Le propun s\u0103-\u0219i ia un pat. M\u0103car \u00een el, m\u0103car pentru o clip\u0103, vor min\u021bi \u201efrumos\u201d vreun \u00eembrobodit de b\u0103iat rimat.
\n Tenta\u021bii de artist. Interesant\u0103 poveste, interesant fapt, credibil. Totu\u0219i, lui Paganini nu-i erau necesare trei corzi rupte pe r\u00e2nd ca s\u0103 \u00eencing\u0103 atmosfera concertistic\u0103, putea \u00eemprumuta o vioar\u0103 de la companioni \u0219i face acela\u0219i lucru admirabil pe trei, dou\u0103, respectiv una cu ele patru \u00eentregi. S\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 \u0219i novicii c\u0103 o vioar\u0103 cu o coard\u0103 rupt\u0103 le dezacordeaz\u0103 puternic pe celelalte. Cordarul tinde s\u0103 \u00eentind\u0103 mai tare pe celelalte, decal\u00e2nd acordajul cu frac\u021biuni deranjante de semiton. La dou\u0103 rupte, sol \u0219i re pot ajunge mai sus cu un semiton fa\u021b\u0103 de originala scal\u0103. La una r\u0103mas\u0103, sol e deja mai mult de la bemol. E adev\u0103rat c\u0103 doar un me\u0219ter poate jongla boiere\u0219te. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, c\u00e2t de Paganini era el, dificult\u0103\u021bile nu l-au ocolit \u0219i sigur la \u00eenjurat pe fabricant pentru inconvenientele produse.
\n Or fi ei \u201eingenio\u0219i\u201d, \u0103i de tot mixeaz\u0103 fotografii ca s\u0103 st\u00e2rneasc\u0103 r\u00e2sul pe facebook. Dar asta cu coiful dacic pe tejgheaua lui Rick amanetistul a fost neinspirat\u0103. Au pus-o peste o chitar\u0103, nici m\u0103car s\u0103 dea senza\u021bia c\u0103 st\u0103 pe sticl\u0103. E prepus\u0103 peste instantaneu neprofesional. Despre coif \u00eenc\u0103 nimic de comentat.
\n De s-ar uita consumatorul, cu calculatorul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, pe lista de produse de restaurant, ar renun\u021ba s\u0103 mai m\u0103n\u00e2nce ca porcul. \u0218i s\u0103 bea. O \u201ed\u00e2nsa\u201d, siderat\u0103, a f\u0103cut blocaj mintal la primirea notei. Numai 2.100 de lei, dar \u0219i cu un discount de 10% c\u0103 a fost, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu \u00eenc\u0103 trei, naiv\u0103 s\u0103 se a\u0219eze la mas\u0103. Fi\u021bele se pl\u0103tesc, soro! Vrei \u201ed\u0103 la Italia\u201d? Pl\u0103te\u0219ti. \u00cens\u0103, cum rom\u00e2nului \u00eei \u0219ade bine s\u0103 bea, m\u00e2ncarea fiind fudulie \u0219i alcoolul temelie, doar pe vin, patru sticloan\u021be \u00eensum\u00e2nd trei litri, a dat ga\u0219ca zurlie aproape 800 de lei. Alte comentarii prisosesc.
\n Fra\u021bilor! Nu a\u0219a arat\u0103 un de\u021binut, nu ca Elena Udrea. Cu p\u0103rul de parc\u0103 a ie\u0219it adineauri de la coafor, galben\u0103 pai, vopsit\u0103 impecabil, rujat\u0103, fardat\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 umbr\u0103 de ru\u0219ine pe chip, f\u0103r\u0103 pic de vin\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i-a b\u0103tut joc de o na\u021bie \u00eentreag\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu mai spun c\u0103 b\u0103rbat-su se plimb\u0103 pe la munte \u0219i se \u201emiloge\u0219te\u201d totodat\u0103 ciolacului c\u0103 nu mai poate face fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een postul for\u021bat de tat\u0103.
\n Nicu\u0219or are o tob\u0103 \u0219i-o mai \u021bip\u0103 dup\u0103…. Dup\u0103 cum crede el c\u0103 g\u00e2nde\u0219te lumea. Ei, s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 e cam pe dos. \u0218i-a-nceput a perora, pe la case-a candida…. C\u0103 vine sf\u00e2r\u0219itul… economiei din pricin\u0103 george\u0219tian\u0103. C\u0103 pic\u0103 bursa \u0219i euro va ajunge \u0219ase lei. Dar c\u00e2nd s-au f\u0103cut euro \u0219i dolarul de la trei lei patru \u0219i apoi cinci, a mai fost vreo nenorocire? Dar c\u00e2nd s-au dublat pre\u021burile \u00een doar o lun\u0103 \u00een 2021, a mai picat bursa? Deloc. A c\u00e2\u0219tigat \u00eendoit. \u0218i toat\u0103 lumea – de poate da pe o ap\u0103 \u00eendulcit\u0103 14 lei sau pe ape seci peste 10 lei, chiar 24, precum restauranterista de mai sus – n-a cr\u00e2cnit \u0219i s-a \u00eembog\u0103\u021bit ea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i. Vin\u0103 cine-o veni, D\u0103nu\u021b, n-o muri rom\u00e2nul.
\n O banc\u0103. Un zid. O b\u00e2hni\u021b\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit\u0103 semi despuiat\u0103. Dedesubt o urare: \u201eSear\u0103 frumoas\u0103\u201d. Tocmai ce mi-a stricat-o.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

2 februarie 2025 Din ce \u00een ce mai mul\u021bi sunt l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 se iluzioneze c\u0103 sunt poe\u021bi. Nu mai departe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24232"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24233,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24232\/revisions\/24233"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}