{"id":24219,"date":"2025-02-03T00:20:02","date_gmt":"2025-02-02T21:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24219"},"modified":"2025-02-03T00:24:27","modified_gmt":"2025-02-02T21:24:27","slug":"faradelegea-lui-calin-lila-cela-e-radu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24219","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; L(i)la, (c)ela (e) Ra(d)u"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>2 februarie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n       De-alde &#8230;lacu-s mul\u021bi \u00een \u021bara asta \u00een care, de mii de ani, \u00eemp\u0103ratul a fost una cu supusul, \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bind aceea\u0219i tin\u0103, acela\u0219i blid de ciorb\u0103, aceea\u0219i b\u0103rdac\u0103 de vin, acelea\u0219i gloabe de femei, acela\u0219i teritoriu duhnind a prostie. De aceea este at\u00e2ta \u00eencuscrire. Fiecare c\u0103ut\u00e2ndu-\u0219i o filia\u021bie pe care nu o au, pe care nu \u0219i-o doresc mai departe de interesul imediat al stomacului alimentabil, fiecare mim\u00e2nd&#8230; destule. Dezastru? Niciunul. At\u00e2t timp c\u00e2t \u021bara poate \u00eemprumuta prin ai s\u0103i lideri, s\u0103 fi\u021bi siguri c\u0103 de-alde primi, mini\u0219tri \u0219i alte titulaturi sus puse, vor ad\u0103sta la cotitur\u0103, legislativ, \u0219i-\u0219i vor monta la \u021b\u00e2\u021bele bugetare pruncii politici. C\u0103 a angajat 6.000 de in\u0219i, de\u0219i \u0219tia c\u0103 suportabilitatea buzunarului statal este \u0219i rupt, \u0219i gol, \u0219i nu prea cur\u00e2nd doldora? Ce-i pas\u0103? Cei \u0219ase mii fiind nimic pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 alte mii de \u201eangaja\u021bi\u201d, f\u0103r\u0103 chinul programului zilnic, f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219efi care s\u0103 m\u0103soare la centim\u0103 inestimabila or\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 zbiri care s\u0103 nu \u021bin\u0103 cont de personalitatea niciunui subaltern, f\u0103r\u0103 program prelungit dup\u0103 bunul lor plac. Aceia sunt, de fapt, bug-urile sistemului, aceia sunt sugarii permanen\u021bi, care, chiar \u0219i cu \u00eent\u00e2rziere, \u00ee\u0219i vor primi por\u021bia zdrav\u0103n\u0103 de ca\u0219caval.<br \/>\n        Doar ca s\u0103 mai treac\u0103 timpul. De unde p\u00e2n\u0103 unde, c\u00e2nd cau\u021bi un cuv\u00e2nt, te a\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti o explica\u021bie imediat\u0103, direct\u0103, \u0219i, poate, o pronun\u021bie. Deschid dexonline-ul, depun \u201eischaemum\u201d (zic eu c\u0103 ischemum s-ar pronun\u021ba) \u0219i&#8230; primesc Botriochloa. C\u0103ruia nu i se \u00een\u0219ir\u0103 defini\u021bia. Nu el este corespondentul, ci B\u0103rboas\u0103. Necum vreo muiere cu tuleie pe chip, ci o plant\u0103 p\u0103roas\u0103, \u00eenspicat\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2te un om dintr-o bucat\u0103, chiar nebun de legat, dar cu lipsa lui de ra\u021biune \u00eendreptat\u0103, chiar \u0219i ca deficien\u021b\u0103 cerebral\u0103, \u00eenspre \u00eendreptare, este bun uneori s\u0103 regularizeze devia\u021biile \u00eentregii umanit\u0103\u021bi. Trump, spre exemplu, care nu se sfie\u0219te s\u0103 redea omenirii episoadele ascunse ale unor momente cheie din istoria ei. Asta ca s\u0103 discut\u0103m despre Zelenski \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2narea sa de a lupta contra mastodontului rus. Pune\u021bi-i, v\u0103 rog, dac\u0103 tot a declarat, atunci c\u00e2nd trebuia s\u0103 pun\u0103 cap\u0103t r\u0103zboiului, c\u0103 \u201evreau s\u0103 lupt\u201d, echipamentul unui pedestra\u0219, l\u0103sa\u021bi-l f\u0103r\u0103 muni\u021bie \u0219i trimite\u021bi-l s\u0103 lupte cu primul rus ie\u0219it \u00een cale. Singur. Cum f\u0103ceau odinioar\u0103 conduc\u0103torii de neam. Spre a nu-\u0219i irosi poporul \u00een zadar sau nu, se luptau ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i. Cine ie\u0219ea \u00eenving\u0103tor \u00een lupta cu sabia sau corp la corp, avea garantat titlul de c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu o\u0219tile \u0219i na\u021bia peste care fusese depus cap. Dar \u0103\u0219tia din zilele noastre sunt ni\u0219te la\u0219i, ni\u0219te femeiu\u0219ti ce se ascund dup\u0103 fustele statale \u0219i-\u0219i las\u0103 m\u0103cel\u0103rite, umilite noroadele.<br \/>\n       Nem\u021bii, olandezii, belgienii&#8230;. Din \u0103ia ce tot \u00eencearc\u0103 m\u0103rile cu s\u0103rurile \u0219i cred, \u00eenc\u0103, despre copii, c\u0103 momirea cu orice altceva \u00een afara dulciurilor sau banilor, bile, nasturi, buc\u0103\u021bi de h\u00e2rtie cu cine \u0219tie ce semnifica\u021bie, pot scoate din mintea lor dorin\u021ba de a avea mai mult. C\u0103ci semnifica\u021bia tipurilor de recompens\u0103 n-are vreun corespondent ra\u021bionat. Ei vor \u0219ti mereu c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 ceva, nu c\u0103 reu\u0219ita lor este cea mai important\u0103 pentru sine. De aceea clacheaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba provoc\u0103rilor, ba chiar disper\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba nereu\u0219itelor \u0219i provoac\u0103 oricui neajunsuri, nepl\u0103ceri, ba chiar seam\u0103n\u0103 \u0219i moarte. N-o s\u0103 iau \u00een seam\u0103 afirma\u021bia unei \u201e\u00eenc\u00e2ntate\u201d educatoare sau \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare: \u201e&#8230; \u0219i \u00eei recompensez lunea, func\u021bioneaz\u0103 foarte bine.\u201d. Probabil faptul \u00een sine, nu copiii. C\u0103ci altfel a\u0219 avea at\u00e2tea s\u0103 \u00eei\/le repro\u0219ez celei\/lor ce \u00eenc\u0103 mai g\u00e2nde\u0219te\/sc la om ca la o ma\u0219in\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 februarie 2025 De-alde &#8230;lacu-s mul\u021bi \u00een \u021bara asta \u00een care, de mii de ani, \u00eemp\u0103ratul a fost una cu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24219"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24223,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24219\/revisions\/24223"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}