{"id":24211,"date":"2025-01-31T00:31:11","date_gmt":"2025-01-30T21:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24211"},"modified":"2025-01-31T00:31:11","modified_gmt":"2025-01-30T21:31:11","slug":"brigada-diverse-ivan-alt-tandru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24211","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; I(v)an&#8230; al(t) \u201e(t)andru\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>26 ianuarie 2025<\/strong><br \/>\n       Stereotipia omoar\u0103 caligrafia. De fapt, nu arta scrierii frumoase deranjeaz\u0103 at\u00e2t de tare c\u00e2nd \u00eencerci s\u0103 mai afli ceva ie\u0219it din tiparele ultra obi\u0219nuitelor ur\u0103ri &#8211; ce minune c\u0103 am sc\u0103pat de ele! -, din tonele de m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri expuse, din miile de fe\u021be singuratice cer\u0219etoare de aten\u021bie, ci fel de fel de sugestii care doresc s\u0103 impun\u0103&#8230;. \u201e&#8230; s\u0103 de vin\u0103 o mod\u0103&#8230;\u201d Baiul mare fiind tocmai acesta. Moda vine \u0219i se duce. Azi por\u021bi o hain\u0103, m\u00e2ine alta, ieri mergeai la magazinul din cartier, poim\u00e2ine vei cump\u0103ra din hiper marchet. \u0218i de-ar mai \u0219ti insul cu sugestia c\u0103 nu omul lucreaz\u0103 pentru natur\u0103. Ea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i \u00ee\u0219i continu\u0103 din an \u00een an acela\u0219i obicei: na\u0219te, cre\u0219te \u0219i se leap\u0103d\u0103. A\u0219adar. S\u0103 plant\u0103m copaci c\u00e2nd \u0219i unde trebuie, nu toat\u0103 ziua bun\u0103 ziua \u0219i cam prin toate locurile. Eu l-a\u0219 sf\u0103tui nu s\u0103 planteze un copac, ci s\u0103-l scoat\u0103. Experien\u021ba este&#8230; unic\u0103. Stoarce din trupul uman toat\u0103 vlaga. N-ar mai zice un cuv\u00e2nt de o a\u0219a apuc\u0103tur\u0103 global\u0103. Mi-e c-a vorbit unul care nu a f\u0103cut deloc stagiul militar sau care n-a pus vreodat\u0103 o r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103 \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt. \u0218i nu \u0219tie \u201eomul\u201d c\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103duririle se fac de obicei pe coaste, a\u0219a cum prin aprilie 1988 am dat obolul pe dealurile abrupte de la periferiile Clujului, la peste 60 de grade pant\u0103.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd vor epuiza copiii \u201efascina\u021bia\u201d tablelor inteligente, ce va mai oferi \u0219coal\u0103? Cu ce vor mai face \u201elec\u021bii mai pl\u0103cute\u201d, mai dihai dec\u00e2t actualele? Iar dac\u0103 interactivitate \u00eenseamn\u0103 ca elevul s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103 vorbind \u0219i ne\u00eentrebat, \u0219i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 subiectul orei de curs, mai bine ne \u00eentoarcem la toc cu peni\u021b\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103limar\u0103, la pedeapsa la col\u021bul clasei cu genunchii pe coji de nuc\u0103, la vestita linie peste palm\u0103 \u0219i la apucatul de perciuni (o parte dintre ele, din partea unor mai curajo\u0219i dasc\u0103li, \u00eenc\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i mai produc efectele).<br \/>\n        Trebuie s\u0103 iei la m\u00e2n\u0103 toate incidentele, mai mici, mai mari, mai \u0219tiute sau mai ascunse. Ca s\u0103 nu devin\u0103 Titanicul subiect nostradamusesc \u00een mintea unora. Cred &#8211; nu-mi amintesc bine \u0219i nici nu mai cercetez &#8211; c\u0103 nu romanul \u201eFutility\u201d a fost \u00eenainte-\u00eencarnarea catastrofei, ci o alt\u0103 nav\u0103 \u00eenainte de apari\u021bie a creat precedentul. Curio\u0219ii pot trece la fapte.<br \/>\n       \u00centr-o fotografie veche \u0219i nu prea &#8211; percep\u021bie proprie &#8211; sunt trei personaje notorii. Totu\u0219i, doar dou\u0103 dintre ele sunt trecute la \u201etitan\u201d (a\u0219a se numea vaporul din romanul mai sus pus ca \u00eensemn). P\u0103unescu \u0219i Vieru. Al treilea era Ioan Alexandru, pe care mul\u021bi l-au uitat, \u00eens\u0103 nemeritat. R\u0103m\u00e2ne un poet cu slov\u0103 unic\u0103 \u00een peisajul autohton, o adev\u0103rat\u0103 prob\u0103 c\u0103 noi, \u0103\u0219tilal\u021bi, suntem \u0219i vom r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu totul ne\u00eensemna\u021bi. La fel de mare, poate \u0219i mai \u0219i dec\u00e2t perechea declarat\u0103 exclusiv titanic\u0103.<br \/>\n       Pentru to\u021bi cei din tab\u0103ra c\u00e2\u0219tigurilor fabuloase din zero ac\u021biune. S\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 orice c\u00e2\u0219tig la vedere se impoziteaz\u0103. Mai ales cei de la televizor. A\u0219a c\u0103, cei 120.000 de euro, atribui\u021bi unei croitorese devenit\u0103 star talent la protv, n-au plecat c\u0103tre ea \u00eentregi. Ajung\u00e2nd la un maxim de o sut\u0103 de mii, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia e ca \u0219i cum nu i-ai avea. Nu po\u021bi cump\u0103ra un apartament mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii la Bucure\u0219ti, nu-\u021bi ajung de o ma\u0219in\u0103 de fi\u021be, te plimbi de vreo dou\u0103 ori prin Americi \u0219i cam at\u00e2t. S\u0103 mai ai cumva \u0219i datorii, \u0219i neamuri, \u0219i cine \u0219tie ce p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 la cap pentru g\u00e2nduri ne\u00eemplinite, e\u0219ti m\u00e2ncat, sunt pierdu\u021bi pe vecii. C\u0103 astea au fost motivele Maria Pantaze (n-am urm\u0103rit nicio secund\u0103 din \u201eshow\u201d de c\u00e2nd a devenit g\u0103selni\u021b\u0103 de pisat ochii \u0219i urechile concet\u0103\u021benilor), \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 am nimerit-o. Dac\u0103 nu&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Erau \u0219i afar\u0103 z\u0103pezi, erau \u0219i-n tren. Gra\u021bie celor ce f\u0103ceau revizia vagoanelor, datorit\u0103 sistemului de deschidere-\u00eenchidere manual\u0103 precar a u\u0219ilor \u0219i ferestrelor, onor c\u0103l\u0103torilor needuca\u021bi tehnic, na\u0219ilor ce nu-\u0219i f\u0103ceau datoria cu con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. Dar, uneori, un geam deschis pe viforul cel mai cumplit, \u00een ciuda \u00eent\u00e2rzierilor &#8211; ce dac\u0103 erau \u0219i 24 de ore diferen\u021b\u0103?; circulau multe \u0219i tot g\u0103seai unul s\u0103 te \u00eentoarne acas\u0103 -, era man\u0103 cereasc\u0103 pentru noi, mai micii naveti\u0219ti, f\u00e2\u0219ne\u021bi, gimna\u0219ti, gata s\u0103 prelu\u0103m \u00eenaintea altora m\u0103car c\u00e2te un loc. Ca s\u0103 ne \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dim unii \u00een al\u021bii, s\u0103 ne h\u00e2rjonim colegial \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la R\u00e2mnic sau la Buz\u0103u s\u0103 nu \u00eenghe\u021b\u0103m de frig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26 ianuarie 2025 Stereotipia omoar\u0103 caligrafia. De fapt, nu arta scrierii frumoase deranjeaz\u0103 at\u00e2t de tare c\u00e2nd \u00eencerci s\u0103 mai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24211"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24211"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24212,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24211\/revisions\/24212"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}