\u0218tire: \u201eO femeie a fost \u00een\u0219elat\u0103 de un fals astronaut s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 bani s\u0103 se-ntoarc\u0103 pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt\u201d.
\n– Bun\u0103, frumoas-o!
\n– Bun\u0103!…
\n– Ce faki c\u00e2nd nu e\u0219ti a\u0219a frumoas\u0103?
\n– Eeei, nimica!
\n– Uau! Tu \u0219i c\u00e2nd nu faci nimica e\u0219ti frumoas\u0103? \u00ce\u021bi dai seama cum ai fi dac\u0103 ai mai \u0219i face ceva?
\n– Eeei, las\u0103! E\u0219ti un dr\u0103gu\u021b!
\n– Vaaai, dar scuz\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine! Mam perdut \u00een ochii t\u0103i \u0219i nici nu te-am \u00eentrebat cum te cheam\u0103! Cum te cheam\u0103, tu?
\n– Maricica, m\u0103 cheam\u0103! Pe tine?
\n– Gregory! Tu de unde e\u0219ti?
\n– Din Frec\u0103\u021bei sunt!
\n– Frec\u0103\u021bei… Frec\u0103\u021bei… N-am auzit! Unde-i asta?
\n– \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia!
\n– Rom\u00e2nia? Ce-i asta? O \u021bar\u0103? E pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt?
\n– Da, normal! Da` tu de unde e\u0219ti?
\n– M\u0103\u0103\u0103i, frumoas-o, cum s\u0103-\u021bi spun eu \u021bie?… Acum te sun de pe Lun\u0103! Mam dus s\u0103 \u021bio aduc speceal pentru tine, minunata mea!…
\n– Eeei, du-te, tu! Nu te cred!
\n– De ce nu m\u0103 crezi? Ui-tete-n sus \u0219i m\u0103 vezi cum \u00ee\u021bi fac cu m\u00e2na!… M\u0103 vezi?
\n– M-am uitat da` la noi e nori \u0219i nu se vede nimica!… Auzi, da` ce cau\u021bi pe Lun\u0103?…
\n– E o poveste lung\u0103, draga mea! O s\u0103 \u021bi-o spun c\u00e2nd ne vom str\u00e2nge \u00een bra\u021bele tale fierbin\u021bi!.. Ai vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 vezi mai de-aproape?… Ai vrea? Nu-i a\u0219a c-ai vrea?… Zi c-ai vrea! \u0218tiu c-ai vrea!… Vrei?
\n– Eeei, a\u0219 vrea, a\u0219a, oleac\u0103!… Da` nu meai zis cum ai ajuns acolo!…
\n– Offf! Bine, pentru tine \u00ee\u021bi povestesc! Deci… io m\u0103-ntorceam de pe Marte!… A, da` nu \u021bi-am spus?… Io sunt astronaut, \u0219tii?… Pe rachet\u0103!
\n– Ce? Ce-i aia… gastronaut?… E mi\u0219to? Ai racheta ta?
\n– Da, normal! Ce zici? Vrei s\u0103-mi vezi racheta?
\n– Eeeei, a\u0219 vrea!…
\n– Ei, \u0219i cum \u00ee\u021bi spuneam… veneam de pe Marte \u0219i aci, pe Lun\u0103, am r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 gaz la rachet\u0103!… \u0218i nu mai am che\u0219… c\u0103 aicia pe Lun\u0103 n-au pioesuri… Tu ai ni\u0219te che\u0219?… Nu \u021bi-a\u0219 fi cerut a\u0219a, de la prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire, dar… na!… \u00eemi doresc foarte tare s\u0103 ne vedem, \u0219tii?
\n– Da` ce-i aia che\u0219?… E bani?… C\u00e2t e gazu` pe Lun\u0103? E scump?…
\n– E cam scump, s\u0103 \u0219tii! De-aia \u00eendr\u0103znesc la tine, iubire!… C\u0103 io am mul\u021bi bani, da` n-am la mine… mi-am uitat cardu` acas\u0103…
\n– Daa, \u0219tiu, c\u0103 \u0219i io am p\u0103\u021bit!… M\u0103i, io am ne\u0219te bani str\u00e2n\u0219i c\u0103 am v\u00e2ndut ne\u0219te nuci la pea\u021b\u0103… da` nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 ajunge… \u0218i cum \u021bi-i trimit pe Lun\u0103?
\n– C\u00e2\u021bi bani ai?
\n– Eeei, nu prea mul\u021bi! Vreo 50.000… E buni? Ajunge?
\n– 50.000? Dolari? Euro?
\n– Nu, lei!…
\n– Ce sunt lei? Io vreau bani, iubirea mea! Leii nu-s bani! Cum vrei s\u0103-\u021bi aduc Luna de pe cer, cu lei?
\n– P\u0103i, a\u0219a pl\u0103tim noi aici. Pe lun\u0103…
\n– Iubire, sunt dezam\u0103git! Puteam avea o \u0219ans\u0103 la fericire absolut\u0103, s\u0103 tr\u0103im \u00een impot.. impon… impo…dera… bilitate ve\u0219nic\u0103, s\u0103 atingem cerul cu m\u00e2na… dar la banii \u0103\u0219tea, prefer s\u0103 fac autostopu` cu asteroidu` \u0103la care cic\u0103 distruge P\u0103m\u00e2ntu`!…
\n– Ce?!… Iubire, vrei s\u0103 distrugi P\u0103m\u00e2ntul pentru mine? Vaaai! Nu mi-a mai spus nimeni a\u0219a ceva, niciodat\u0103!… O s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nem doar noi doi! Da` nu se merit\u0103, m\u0103, iubire!… To\u021bi e pro\u0219ti! Io te-a\u0219tept \u00een gar\u0103 la Frec\u0103\u021bei, s\u0103 \u0219tii!… O s\u0103 am \u0219i to\u021bi banii la mine!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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