{"id":24165,"date":"2025-01-18T18:22:49","date_gmt":"2025-01-18T15:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24165"},"modified":"2025-02-09T14:06:25","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T11:06:25","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aromiri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24165","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aromiri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Ce \u00eentors\u0103tur\u0103!<br \/>\n       Cum te suce\u0219te internetul \u0219i te aduce unde se <strong>aricesc<\/strong> la informa\u021bii preten\u021bioase to\u021bi&#8230;. \u0218i vina re\u021belei este cea mai mic\u0103 daun\u0103 (am g\u0103sit la o f\u0103r\u0103delege din ultima serie una gramatical\u0103 de elev de clasa a doua; sc\u0103pat\u0103 din degetele mari, cele cu care inserez litere; un \u201ef\u0103r-ai\u201d, \u00eencrezut inteligent, dovedit prost: se scrie cu dou\u0103 cratime, prescurt\u00e2nd \u201ef\u0103r\u0103 a \u00eei\u201d) c\u0103 las\u0103 neaveni\u021bi s\u0103-i \u00eencurce i\u021bele (dovad\u0103 \u00een subiectul proiectat: nodurile gordiene nu se taie numai b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219te cu sabia, ci se descurc\u0103 mig\u0103los la genul feminin), s\u0103 i le r\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103ceasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la a ajunge o sum\u0103 de inutilit\u0103\u021bi, televizoarele, unde sursa de dobitocii curge nestingherit\u0103 &#8211; reclamele nu fac altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 le fixeze prin amestec &#8211; sunt cu mult mai chitite s\u0103 strice tonusul societal aparent vivace, spornic \u0219i \u00een continu\u0103 dezvoltare. O spun cu toat\u0103 responsabilitatea: nu suntem mai vioi, mai spornici \u0219i dezvoltarea noastr\u0103 (am ciupit tot din curiozitate una \u201e&#8230; personal\u0103\u201d fluturat\u0103 de o localnic\u0103 profesoar\u0103 pentru \u0219coleri; o contrazic; se nume\u0219te, \u00een procesul didactic, acumulare de informa\u021bii) nu a dep\u0103\u0219it-o pe cea de acum 2.400 de ani, c\u00e2nd&#8230;.<br \/>\n        La tv, un inspector dintre cei englezi &#8211; pref\u0103cut dintr-un alt serial, Endeavour, \u00een preot -, dar nu acesta din divaga\u021bie, s-a pus la coroborat ac\u021biunea criminal\u0103 cu un citat \u00een care este asociat Socrate \u0219i Apofantes (numele ultimului r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eenc\u0103 o enigm\u0103 pentru fiecare limb\u0103: unii-l termin\u0103 a\u0219a, al\u021bii altfel). Desigur, lipsurile mele nu-l puteau identifica. Iat\u0103-m\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba iluziei c\u0103 anii 2.020 ne-au eliberat diplom\u0103 de doctoranzi doar prin simpla noastr\u0103 existen\u021b\u0103 \u00een ei. La c\u0103ut\u0103ri, la g\u0103siri, la sumara intrare pe t\u0103r\u00e2mul nesigurelor date biografice, la opere, la m\u0103car una liber\u0103 de contracte financiare. Cu noroc, s-au gr\u0103m\u0103dit trei \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 culegere tradus\u0103. Trei piese de teatru. Antic. Cu aceea\u0219i curiozitate, ia s\u0103 vedem ce zice prefa\u021batorul. \u00cenfipt el bine, p\u00e2n\u0103 la paralelismul cu noi, actualii. C-am avea ma\u0219ini, net \u0219i alte dr\u0103covenii \u0219i de aceea am fi noi mai \u00eenainta\u021bi, dar c\u0103, la nivel social comportamentul n-a trecut deloc mai departe, c\u0103 n-a evoluat. <strong>Argu\u021bia<\/strong> d\u00e2nsului mi-a displ\u0103cut, silogismele pic\u0103 la prima \u00eentemeiat\u0103 analiz\u0103. \u0218i-am apucat s\u0103 citesc doar o parte din Lysistrata (d\u0103dui de femei&#8230; b\u0103\u0219inoase; parc\u0103 le \u0219i vedeam, lectur\u00e2nd, <strong>ardeind<\/strong> ciorbele \u0219i fasolea, mai apoi tr\u0103snind aerul din jur cu flatulen\u021be greu mirositoare; prin scena 15 \u00eenc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva dezertoare: ba c\u0103 <strong>argelei<\/strong> li se terminaser\u0103 i\u021bele, b\u0103 c\u0103 peste noapte r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 gravide), c\u00e2t s\u0103-mi \u00eenchid gura \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la culcare nu mai de\u0219tept, ci cu dezn\u0103dejdea c\u0103 ni-i na\u021bia omeneasc\u0103 sortit\u0103 stagn\u0103rii. P\u0103i ce mi-e <strong>Ariston<\/strong> (nu centrala, ci un aparat mai vechi cu manivel\u0103 pentru cilindri sau discuri muzicale), ce mi-e calculatorul pe post de player de muzic\u0103? Ce mi-e biblioteca mondial\u0103 de c\u0103r\u021bi, ce mi-e biblioteca greceasc\u0103 (adus\u0103 \u00een discu\u021bie de prefa\u021bator) la care d\u0103dea fuga ciracul, \u00eenv\u0103\u021batul sau alt ins interesat? Nicio diferen\u021b\u0103! Timpul, spune\u021bi? Cine s\u0103-l mai ia \u00een seam\u0103?&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Poate de-alde mine, chitit pe \u00eensemnarea caraghioas\u0103 a timpurilor neserioase. Cine s\u0103 ia \u00een seam\u0103 cinci copchii, nu mai mari de 27 de ani &#8211; tot Masc\u0103 era cel mai mic, de\u0219i cel mai \u00eenalt -, nu mai de\u0219tep\u021bi de IQ-ul ni\u021bel crescut de jum\u0103tatea rusului cu Poincar\u00e9-ul, lipi\u021bi de s\u0103r\u0103cie, bolnavi \u00eenc\u0103 de alcool, <strong>arden\u021bi<\/strong> dup\u0103 un strop de nicotin\u0103, defec\u021bi cu totul din na\u0219tere, sclavi <strong>armurii<\/strong> cheilor sol \u0219i fa, ni\u0219te <strong>ar\u0103t\u0103ri<\/strong> \u00een adev\u0103ratul sens al cuv\u00e2ntului? Nimeni. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce \u00eentors\u0103tur\u0103! Cum te suce\u0219te internetul \u0219i te aduce unde se aricesc la informa\u021bii preten\u021bioase to\u021bi&#8230;. \u0218i vina re\u021belei este<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24165"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24252,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24165\/revisions\/24252"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}